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A few of us heard a lot of squawking during the second half yesterday that sounded at closer quarters than the seagulls on the pitch. Looked up and noticed what you see in th attached pictures (taken into the sun hence the poor quality) - looks like we have some guests! Hope they’ve got season tickets 😉
One particular flying rat jettisoned an impressive amount of guano on a bombing raid into the Famous Five lower before KO much to the amusement of some in the FF upper! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Jamesie
We need a plastic owl...
Can we get a row of nesting boxes directly above the Rangers support for a week on Sunday please?
Now if someone's willing to sneak into the ground once a day for a few days, something like that could be arranged. There was a prank pulled by US college student football fans in the sixties that could be adapted here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Famous Fiver
Every day at 12pm, get a bunch of discarded food, spread it about the west half of the South Stand, and stand back while someone in the centre circle blows a referee's whistle. Let the seagulls have their lunch.
Keep doing that until the birds get the message that whistle at noon is lunchtime, thanks to positive reinforcement learning, Pavlov style...
On matchday, sit in your seat, relax, and wait for kick off...
Mind the year there was a wasps nest in the east
That would be simply tremendous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aim Here
It was some splatter. I'm at the front of the upper and that bird had some ass on her.Quote:
Originally Posted by HibbiesandtheBaddies
Sign a perigrine falcon dem seagulls are like flying dogs.
I am absolutely astonished that this thread hasn't turned into 5 pages of puns. I am thankful though..the purile obsession with puns on this forum has been like an Albatross around our neck for too long. Every time it happens it's like a sparrow through my heart. If it does happen again I'll just have to peck myself up and try to peregrine and bear it !
Duck sake!:bitchy:Quote:
Originally Posted by worcesterhibby
Are those particular seagulls
No, they’ll eat just about anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
Why do people get their knickers in a twist and constantly crow on about bad puns? :dunno:
Yip it’s just a myna piontQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
THE next one on here could be a pigeon post?
Coot you stop the puns please?
Totally agree.. some of them are just fowl..Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrie
Yeah. Gonnae geese a break and stoap wi the burd puns.Quote:
Originally Posted by mca
What was the old footbal song that started with 🎶if I gad the wings of an Eagle🎶
I cormorant egret moor(hen) - some just gannet wait their tern to go puffin out this puny level of humour -and murres the pity - so gooney nae dae that eh?!? Ya boobys!Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrie
Tits
at least we’re not Blue Tits !Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70
Let os prey that will the last of the puns.Quote:
Originally Posted by basehibby
Deserved some kudos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mibbes Aye
:greengrin:aok:
Toucan play at that game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aim Here
Owl get my coat.
It's Rangers' new scouting network. Get them telt.
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