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Dundee are fast becoming a second favourite of mines and I hope they get what they deserve by staying up ahead of the manky mob. :agree:
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Dundee are fast becoming a second favourite of mines and I hope they get what they deserve by staying up ahead of the manky mob. :agree:
Haha
We are Hibernian FC
We hate Jam Tarts
But we love Dundee
6 points from 6, Dundee will be wishing they could play THEM every week!
Dundee are a big, city club with a grand history and big support. They are a good addition to the SPL and should be in it. Hertz will hopefully disappear up their own backsides soon enough and i`d love to see the other minis.....Kilmarnock take the drop.
We are top of the league and you're broke... :hibees :pfgwa :flag:
Always had a soft spot for Dundee and they are certainly giving me reason to this season.
7 points in total, 6 off of Hearts :faf:
Haw haw haw GIRFUY. Hearts maggots !!
What a day.
Am I right in thinking that its the first time Dundee have beaten the yams at Dens Park?
I've had a soft spot for them since May 1986 :flag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibercelona
Always liked Dundee, they just keep making me like them more.
Haha ....... That is all
I could be wrong but doesn't being humped off of Dundee and st mirren losing have some sort of significance for hertz fans?
Dundee: The team that just keeps giving :greengrin
Im sure there was some other time maybe in the 80s not sure, maybe someone who remembers can tell us :-)))))
There might have been a game at the end of the 1986 season but I'm not sureQuote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
To all those ****bo's looking in...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your team is dropping faster than Jimmy Savilles shellsuit bottoms.
Rings a bell, but sadly there were no cameras at most games in those days.Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthMoroccoStu
We'll have to content ourselves with today being the 1st.
Boakback in meltdown with Fester................:lolyam:
I know folk hate looking over there but honestly get having a look. It's comedy gold the match thread. Before some saying 0-3 and 0-4 Hearts win. Sadly one poster has taken it to far and stated... "He wants McGlynn to die". They really are a classless bunch of Tosspots.Quote:
Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762
I wouldn't get too excited. There have been teams in the past who were top of the league in May, but didn't win the championship.Quote:
Originally Posted by AL-Qaholik
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I see that roaster Lawson reckons that Hibs have a higher wage bill than Hearts.Quote:
Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762
Fedotovas said last week their wage bill is north of £4 million. If Hibs are higher than that, I'm a Dutchman.
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Originally Posted by iwasthere1972
And to top of my day Southend won and Chelmsford knocked out Colchester. Perfect weekend.
They should bottle that tosser Lawson and prescribe him to insomnia sufferers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
Absolute ersehole of a 'man'.
For the love of Sauzee, we had better beat them at New Year!
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Originally Posted by iwasthere1972
Rumours rife that Fester has been given the boot. Really hope not!
Dens, the Yam graveyard.
It's a puzzler right enough - I'm racking my brains, but all I keep getting is this picture of Bobby Ball saying "rock on Tommy".Quote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
NoooooooQuote:
Originally Posted by AberGreen
Fester must stay.
I couldn't resist having a laugh (I mean look) on Kickback. Someones even suggested our very own Doddie to be their next boss. :greengrin Maybe Jonnyboy could be his assistant.Quote:
Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762
http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index..../#entry3224397
With Xmas approaching it'll put extra strain on his wife - not to mention young Gary Locke, who surely is not ready for the job. For the sake of those two people alone, I hope Vlad has a heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by AberGreen
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Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
Hibs wage bill has remained reasonably steady for the past two seasons at £4.8m.
If the Yams wage bill has fallen to £4m then they are truly just slashing with an axe as opposed to a scalpel. I suspect things are about to get much worse for them.
Hearts cannot afford to sack him, let alone sack and replace him. It jut Wishful thinking on their behalf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
He's a rent a gob maroon trumpet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
Is that the excuse now Shaun? So can we use that one for the last seven years when you've been pishing money up the wall?
Your manager is rotten, your team is rotten and your club is rotten. Get it wrapped right round ye.
Edinburgh Court of Session have had to allocate a courtroom just for all the peeps who have a case against the Yams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Antwerphibs
It's good to be a Hibby.
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As I drove home from todays game I could've sworn I saw fat Jim Jeffries going into the hertz shop outside swiney, straight-up, no joke. We all know what happened the last time he was in there.
Wait till the merricks find out that 1 of there better players will be playing for the green half of glasgow come january. :wink:
Hibs wage bill includes all non-playing staff. Fedotovas was only referring to the player budget.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser1962
All right, own up, which one of you is kenny.net on KickBoak? John Collins should be their next manager..... :greengrin
The have a replacement in Jankakaus ready made to be Vlad's toady and keep his mouth shut. Ideal for when the contract shredding starts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Antwerphibs
Fester could get put on gardening leave or may'be just disappeared. :greengrin
What happened that dayQuote:
Originally Posted by allezsauzee
They can't even afford to pay himQuote:
Originally Posted by Antwerphibs
Best bit is this will be looked on as a good result for them in that they actually had a game. Soon they will all be out on a Saturday with their all in one mother/wife/girlfriend/daughter walking the streets.
I'm going to play it cool tomorrow, when I meet some Yams. "I'm quite surprised by the result, I'd always thought Hertz had a good record at Dens Park". Some of them were at Dens that day in 1986 and I know how much that comment will hurt.
On a positive note, their entire team combined are still one goal ahead of Leigh Griffiths' tally this season.
What genuinely kills me is the way they reckon the way to shut us up is to spout "1-5", give the hand sign, whatever........ Last time one tried that with me, I simply asked them to indicate a more improved team in the SPL since that day, another team that has taken a terrible result and done a better job of turning things around, a team that has taken a bad result and used it as motivation and incentive to look and move forward, rather than sitting on laurels and looking back. His response? "erm erm, yeah but, but.......1-5,we owwwwwn yous"......... I smirked and walked away!
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Originally Posted by Barney McGrew
Must mean we're "in their shadow" then!!!!
What a twat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun the fud
Fenlon was never a bad manager to begin with. I'm absolutely serious in that.
What he inherited there was an appalling squad, a worse culture - as bad a culture as I've ever come across at any SPL club - a culture riven with complacency, cliques and complete lack of responsibility. In different ways, Petrie, Hughes and Calderwood (the latter especially in terms of how rank the team was) were responsible for that; and in terms of the culture, it was actually Mowbray who started it.
And yes, over the remainder of last season, his record was worse than Calderwood's had been. But these weren't his players, and he hadn't had a pre-season. Player for player, the gulf between Hearts and Hibs before the final was obvious: not one of their players would've got into our side.
But then, he got a pre-season, and began reshaping them; while we absolutely slashed our budget, and got rid of almost anyone who can make a difference in tight games. More than that: their wage bill is now higher than ours. On paper - and especially with us mired in off-field crisis, they should be above us.
By the way, none of that makes him a genuinely good manager either. It's the SPL. A club Hibs' size, spending what they are and (this is crucial) with players who can win matches, ie. Griffiths, should be up there. So should Aberdeen. Celtic will still walk away with the title in the end - and the real question for Fenlon is whether he's even half of the way to changing the culture there. Their customary second half of the season slump would say otherwise, so we'll have to see.
As for us: wage bill lower than Hibs and Aberdeen's, and heading towards Motherwell, Dundee United and Kilmarnock territory. Crisis off the park which is bound to affect the players to some extent, and is itself responsible for McGlynn being here in the first place. And - crucially - hardly anyone at the club who can turn a game, score goals and win matches. So we'll just drift on, winning a few, losing a few, drawing quite a lot... and ending up 7th or 8th. http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/public...efault/sad.png Assuming no points deductions happen later this season, that is. http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/public...ault/ninja.gif
You could buy them a cake to share amongst them to ease their misery. I'm sure there will a bakery open in your area that sells Dundee cakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlywayisup
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Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
Hearts have never highlighted this difference before. Only the directors are seperate, and that is only £67k, although this has increased three fold in three seasons. If you believe it that is.
I dont think they have a clue whats going on there.
Who??Quote:
Originally Posted by Www1875hfc
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Originally Posted by Www1875hfc
The full back Mcgowan is the only Yam who might interest the smellies.:agree:
Elucidate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Www1875hfc
I was thinking of posting the Samaritans number on Brokeback.
The Waverley station roof is going to need a lot of glass panes replaced in the coming months.
Hee hee.
Heard this evening that mcglynn has been emptied. Anyone know if he has?
he hasn't been sackedQuote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
Nooooooooooooo
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Originally Posted by TomoHFC
Serious question this, how much would his severance package be if they did? Can they actually afford to sack him? :confused:
Excellent news.Quote:
Originally Posted by TomoHFC
They must be waiting on the SFA's deliberations regarding Potter's future.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/23765224.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by TomoHFC
Doubt they could afford to sack him surely? Even if they did, other than promoting the latest Vlad installed assistant, who on Earth would go near that job right now?
You have to remember Potter bolted as soon as Vlad moved inQuote:
Originally Posted by Golden Bear
i seriously hope NOT
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Enter edgaras jankauskisQuote:
Originally Posted by ScottB
May as well have him oversee the mass exodus in January, then put him out of his misery and replace him with Jankauskis to lift Jambo morale in February...Quote:
Originally Posted by Matty_Jack04
jankauskas?Quote:
Originally Posted by ScottB
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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Sir Albert Kidd ensured that every Hibs fans always carries a soft spot for the Dee. I will always wish them well
When Hearts get deducted 10 points for non payment of wages they will now be 4 points behind Dundee. Lot of ground to make up.
:faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by iwasthere1972
I'd take the job too. Just to help hurry things along likesae :greengrin
Peter Houston with satchel assistant :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by ScottB
bit early to empty a ****bo manager, they wait until they get on a winning run....................burley style:greengrin
possibly but couldnae be as assistant manger/player, not yet anyhooQuote:
Originally Posted by hibees 7062
Just went on keichback for a laugh
Boy they are up in arms aboot Fester
Running scared and want him out before ....wait for it ....
The wee team game !!!
Tell all the Hearts you know we're top of the league and your knoooowww
GGTTH
I doubt it's true, Vlad can't afford the compo for Fester.
Me how much fun could I haveQuote:
Originally Posted by ScottB
Since when has Vlad had any business acumen?Quote:
Originally Posted by FalkirkHibby
Superb news!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TomoHFC
No idea if he has been sacked or not but I'm sure if we can keep this thread running for long enough, it will come true sooner rather than later.
To be fair, even the most optimistic Hearts fan will be expecting anyone that CAN be sold in January WILL be sold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Www1875hfc
Keep him! C'mon hearts, you know it makes sense
Why would you sack someone you don't even have to pay? :wink:
That Shaun Lawson character comes across as a desperate, sad, fat, virgin. 35 thousand posts on an internet forum. What a massive sad act.
:singing:
Na na na na na na na na
Hearts are going bust
Going bust
Hearts are going bust
Na na na na na na na na...
:partyhibb
Only a year deal when he signed how long has he been at hearts?
:agree: but watch what you are saying here, his mum will be roond tae see you :greengrin serious bed wetter though definitely a troubled man/boy. Yams very own Adrian Mole I feel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabbage East
A few gems in amongst the seethe on Brokeback.
Fantabulosa : ' A quick looks at league table shows we have drawn 4 matches..... one more goal in each of those matches and we would be enjoying a much happier season and forum. 4 goals is the difference between us and the toppermost (!!) parts of the table.'
Yes but that's how football works you roaster, you have to actually score those 4 goals.
Eddiepolo: 'If we had a strikers who had scored 11 goals we'd be top instead. Simples.'
But you don't, so you're not. Simples.
Connor1874: 'Duds really is the word. Looking at their squad, I am truly amazaed as to how they are performing so well. That is one of the shannest squads I have ever see top of the SPL.'
But we are top of the SPL. And our 'shan' squad is in a better position than your 'shan' squad now that the playing field is starting to level. And It's only going to get worse for you as Vlad continues to wield the axe.
Seriously I worry about Hearts fans being allowed to walk the streets. They must be a danger to themselves, and others.
The phrase 'if your auntie had baws she'd be your uncle' springs to mind. What a bunch of ******s
:hilarious
They can barely afford their playing staff, so defaulting on a pay off wouldn't be unheard of.Quote:
Originally Posted by heidtheba
What difference does a fart make when you're all shat out?
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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
The staff costs includes admin and commercial staff, of which HoMFC had 57 according the last accounts compared with Hibs 31. Only one of the directors is paid - the one who was appointed to develop the stadium into the wonderdome we see today - the others get their salaries from UBIG. However, included in that number is a set of sub-directors such as David Southern who do the same work as Hibs' directors but their wages don't have to be reported (our paid directors are included in the 31).Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser1962
PTS is right in that Fuddy was only referring to the playing budget, but by the same token Hibs' playing budget is considerably less than the £4.8m reported in the accounts. The same analysis goes for Aberdeen (who are very similar to Hibs) and all the other clubs in the SPL.
I don't expect HoMFC's total wage bill for 2011-12 to be much different from the £8m they reported in the previous year, and while 2012-13 will show a reduction it will still be well in excess of £4m and will still be significantly higher than both Hibs and Aberdeen.
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Originally Posted by Caversham Green
The "Hibs and Aberdeen have got a higher wage bill than Hearts" suggestion doesn't make any sense if you just look at the relative squad lists. Aye they've cut back, but they've still got several players (Barr, Taouil, Driver, Webster, Zaliukas) who are being paid 2-3 times as much as any Hibs or Aberdeen player.
Everybody in the SPL have a higher wage bill in Scotland than them. It's what they pay in Lithland that's interesting.
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Originally Posted by Caversham Green
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Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
But do they have a clue what is going on over there :wink: as the wage bill they are quoting wont actually have happened yet and they wont know until the end of this season and even then it will be dependent largely on the goings on in January, if they are allowed transfers that is.
They are telling us they need the £1.79m to see them to the end of the season BUT if the tax case goes against them they wont need to use it as they will use alternative funding. Makes no sense.
They may be working to some sort of plan but I think they make it up at the start of each day.
It was reported last year, that including add-ons, Zaliukas was on somewhere in the region of £18k per week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
That's a stumbling block in any potential transfer, as very few clubs outside of the EPL pay that sort of wedge.
If the tax case goes against them then they'll need twice that amount to get to the end if the season, if you follow Fedotovas' logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser1962
My point kindof was they are drumming it into the Yam faithful that they dont have a pot, they are skint and if the Yams dont give them money then they are in danger of going mammaries skyward yet at the same time they are telling them not to worry about their money being used to pay the tax bill as , more or less, that is covered elsewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by green glory
They either have money available or they dont, they seem to be banging both messages out.