Originally Posted by
PatHead
Just to confirm what has happened so far before the next millennium of pages commences. October last year Hearts (re)started to not pay wages.
By Christmas they were regularly not paying wages, stealing kid’s Christmas presents, having a non-share flotation, getting an advance on transfer fees and having cake sales. Barry Anderson says all is well and they are self sufficient.
Come end of season Vlad has exited the scene leaving debris all over the place, they have sold 7k season tickets and they along with all (non)share proceeds have disappeared. All Vlad’s assets are frozen and he goes ill or takes a swim in the sea in Russia. Bakers in the Gorgie area begin to struggle as amateur bakers compete for their sales. FoH emerge as the good guys in tow with an MP and the press charm offensive takes full charge. David Southern somehow remains a “good guy” despite being involved in it up to his neck.
After the club go into administration with points being deducted Supporters have to buy another 4k of season tickets as the other money is lost as well as charity funds, MacCreas Battallion, NHS and numerous small businesses all taking a hit, signing embargo put in place, Fatty Foulkes threatens Lithuania with loss of the EEC chair. Garry pees on a couple of reporters to keep them sweet. Barry Anderson admires supporters for all their efforts.
Season ticket sales are not enough so fans are asked to start paying money by Direct Debit, bus companies are begged to provide transport for pre-season friendlies as they can’t afford to stage matches at home. After seeing off a couple of other nobodies FoH are stated as preferred bidders. Barry highlights how steps are painted and the Hearts First World War heroes are pushed to the fore to show what a great institution Hearts are.
Season starts with a gubbing for the new Hearts Heroes at St Johnstone, they then fluke a win against Hibs in one of the worst derbies ever. Hearts continue to get players sent off, rely on a fan to fund their appeal and manage to get 8 points from their first 8 games. Despite claiming they will be past us by October they are not even close to the team in second bottom who manage a2nd draw of the season on the last day of the month. Still unable toget out of administration they slap a gagging order on Ian Murray as even they realise he is an embarrassment and unveil a plaque about their first World War heroes reminding everyone that they are really the good guys. Their sell out crowds drop from 16,600 against Hibs to 8,300 against QoS. They get excited about drawing Hibs in the league cup, not because they think they can beat us but the money will help them survive. Even Barry can’t spin a good story. All is not well despite what people will have you believe.