I've had turn the sound down it's mental the noise from the big team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
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I've had turn the sound down it's mental the noise from the big team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
Aye I hadn’t realised that until the other poster saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
Must see the league as their no.1
Larne 1 St Gallen 1
Chelski 4 Noah 0
Just after that horrid sh***ey broon color finally burned out their retinas.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackpoolhibs
The OTT praise from the “commentary team” is pretty laughable though
You couldn’t pay me to listen to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
This German mob are *****
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Feels like matter only matter of time before yams go 1-0 up.
Hertz are brilliant says Michael Stewart
Even for this teams reserves they’re absolute dug *****
Hearts playing pretty well but Mikey Stewart is getting awfy excited.
Playing at Tynie often catches many teams out due to tight pitch and lack of space - no coincidence Hearts home record is so much better than away from home on bigger pitches. Hilarious the crap stadium has to cover front few rows too. Tin pot.
I’m still quite jealous mind you
6-0 Chelsea
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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Noah getting flooded...... again.
The goals are going in 2 by 2.
This team hertz are playing have been really poor , commentary making out they’re like Barca and the young guy Forrester is like some version of Lamine Yamal
Defence are shipping goals, good job the original wasn't as leaky....Quote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
Send the white dove in.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Think it's a white flag they need, not a dove....Quote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
:faf:
Perfect timing from Mikey Stewart there! 🤭
Michael Stewart. Slavering hearts prick [emoji23]
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Heidenheim haven’t offered much going forward. Boooooooom.
poor jamboids
German team looked better since ht
Stewart’s a slavering hearts ****. He’s been at it all game
Wunderbar:greengrin
Ha Ha Heartz
Sirlord Conteh 😂😂
5 seconds later the ball is in the net. Priceless. 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Skol
Probably not even as long as that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Musselbound
And what a lovely goal it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Musselbound
Subs have definitely changed the game
Shankland is rank rotten now.
Sounds like a character from Game of Thrones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
Maybe not.😄Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Referee giving Hertz everything!
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Give the guy a break. He’s ****ting it in such a hostile atmosphere.Quote:
Originally Posted by gordie18
Who are these two Muppets trying to convince that Hearts have been good? 🤔
They had hearts winning the game 0-0Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
They really don’t win any prizes for a good looking support. Some beauties in these close ups of the crowd. 🤣
2-0 :faf:
Get in! 😄
Lol
Oh yes.
Craig Gordon looks like he’s about to cry :faf:
All the praise Stewart was giving them :faf:
Oh well 2-0 but at least the atmosphere was good and they tried really hard and Devlin got to assault someone, so that’s good.
MOM Shankland. Couldnae hit a barn door.
Jambos will be heedin hame now...
What an utterly relentless arsepiece Mikey Stewart is.
Can understand the Germans raising their game, playing in front of that legendary atmospheric single tier stand.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaulGoodman
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Rangers
Celtic
Cercle Brugge
Aberdeen
Next 4 games for the league cup losers
Going on this performance it’s hard to see championship clubs in England or even the huns queuing up for Shankland .
😂😂😂 Stewart and McLean had them as World beaters in the first half, by the end it’s plucky Hearts beaten by the mighty Bundesliga side…. Make your minds up lads eh 😂😂😂
Aye they couldn’t make their minds up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Broxburn Greens
Had hearts winning this game easily at half time
Get it up them.
English Championship clubs were never going to go near him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
Stewart is a really difficult listen, fawning all over Hearts at every opportunity without any objectivity such as the opposition were not playing their full strength side at the start or that as soon as the German’s made the sub in the 1st half and tweaked the formation the tide immediately started to turn.
Heidenheim made Hearts look good for 45 and put them in their place the second half.
Big team 😀😀😀💩💩💩🖕🖕🖕
Facing the Dortmund yellow wall will be a like a Sunday school picnic after surviving a hostile night at Tynie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Commentators nowadays are brutal and are just filling silences. Would rather listen to the crowd noise without commentaryQuote:
Originally Posted by Broxburn Greens
The way Stewart was going on about them you’d think they’re in aberdeens position in the league, not 2nd bottom beside us
Still, gives Critchley a chance to start working on another one of those "unbeaten runs" that BBC Heartsound were banging on about earlier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
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:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by flash
Couldn't agree more
Critchley wanted to make Tynecastle a horrible place to visit.
Judging by the camera shots of the crowd mission accomplished already.
Did they not lose to Killie a week ago?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
It's not just them, watched the coupon show on Open Goal earlier and they were going on about Hearts looking good?! What the actual ****?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
The difference in the way the two Edinburgh teams are spoken about is insane.
Yep, so they just moved swiftly along to the European unbeaten "run".Quote:
Originally Posted by JimBHibees
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top eight sides progress
Sevco sitting 10th in Europa Table
Remaining
A-Nice
H- Spurs
A- Man United
H- Union SG
Jamboids 12th in Conference
Remaining
A- Cercle Brugge..... presently 15th
A- Copenhagen...presently 29th
H- Petrocub... presently bottom of 36
full fat Huns won't qualify but i still think the Diets can
Should get that on their marketing for the hotel with no windows.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
Tynecastle, a horrible place to visit.
Which of course it is.
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Yep it’s mental. Their European results are obviously helping.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnM1875
Well that's nice. **** the Hearts
Heidenheim were pretty poor on the ball considering the level they play at. Sound defence though and a bit of quality up front.
Hearts kept the ball pretty well but had nowt up front and flaky at the back.
They'll run out of steam on Sunday.
Endured Robbo tonight and his commentary was exactly what’s so mind numbing and dull from punditry point of view - best one was a sub first half, to which his enlightened experience said on air, “it’s either tactical or an injury” 😩 add to that Fat Preston making Hearts sound like Madrid - honestly, if Sportsound wants to really succeed and get better they really need to get rid of these deadwood 80’s ex footballers and get fresh blood into that programme - it’s a really really dire show these days. Richard Gordon fawning over the joint bottom team in the league who’ve been beaten by a second string side tonight- embarrassing!
Michael Oliver, one of the middle east moonlighters, refereeing Chelsea Vs Arsenal this weekend.
He's now had 5 of Arsenals last 15 league games. No one else had more than 2.
Just off the back of ruling out this goal by PSV against Girona, owned by City football group.
https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1854506743524471098
It's a conspiracy.Quote:
Originally Posted by MWHIBBIES
Just strange, that's all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
Definitely the various competing middle eastern states, the FA and top referees all conspiring together against Arsenal.Quote:
Originally Posted by MWHIBBIES
Can be the only explanation.
Not at all. Bit of an extreme conclusion that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
Would you be happy with it happening in Scotland?
Stop listening. Your life will improve immeasurably.Quote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
I dont listen to anything on BBC Scotland now, news or sport and miss nothing about it.
I haven't listened to Sportsound (is it still called that?) in years but I did look at the BBC report on last night's Hearts game, which opens with: 'Bundesliga side Heidenheim edged out Hearts at a raucous Tynecastle'.Quote:
Originally Posted by green day
Firstly, a 2-0 home defeat isn't really what you'd call 'edged out' is it? And secondly, the 'raucous' Hearts fans were flooding out of the ground well before the final whistle.
Back in the summer I thought Hearts would pretty much motor to third place again, but here were are approaching mid-November and they're trading places with us on a weekly basis at the foot of the league. Despite this, it strikes me that the media slant remains along the lines that this is just a temporary blip and that Hearts will soon be 'back where they belong'. With Hibs on the other hand, I think it's fair to guess that had we lost in a similar fashion last night the angle would have been 'Hibs crashed to defeat to second-tier German minnows Heidenheim.'
Which is now finished don't you know? 8 years after breaking ground it's finished according to their latest accounts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Been looking "finished" for a while, be starting dilapidation, repair and maintenance soon. Right after they finish the al fresco press "area".Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
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Beating 2-0 at home by a mid table Bundesliga teams reserve side. If you listen to the Scottish media though you'd think Hearts went toe to toe with 1970s Bayern Munich.
The delusion remains strong.
:agree: oh and by the way our centre of defence is shockingly bad - you will hear this if you can bear to listen on Saturday. Thats the narrative from the start of the season and it will not change despite the evidence in front of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by He's here!
It's like Stewarts "identity" nonsense he was gibbering on about a couple of seasons ago. I used to like him but he's turned in to some sort of contrarian slaver, desperate to keep his feuds with Tom English going.
who is writing these reports? Is it the same reporter every time? There's not a single hearts match report from a home European game that doesn't include words like "raucous", "electric", "cauldron" etc. And I've watched most of these games. The atmosphere is absolutely no better or worse than the vast majority of European games I watch featuring other clubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by He's here!
It really is bizarre. I'm convinced someone is doing it for a laugh or a bet now.
As myths go, it's up there with "Hibs flair".
Even Hearts fans I know say the atmosphere at Tynie is absolutely ***** most of the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
Forgot to post this last night but what I think was the German rendition of “Jingle Bells” prior to the second goal last night was 👌 Chefs kiss !
I think he looks a bit out of condition. They should have cashed in on him when he was hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coco Bryce
Apart from Craig Gordon, Shankland's about the only other Hearts player I could name, so minimal is my interest in them. Did they sell someone in the close season who assisted in a lot of his goals or did he simply hit a hot streak? I remember way back when Gordon Durie and Steve Cowan banged in a stack of goals between them one season but Cowan could barely buy a goal when Durie was sold.Quote:
Originally Posted by heretoday
When do they play a team that people have actually heard of in this competition ? :confused:
Would rather they kept losing to no names tbh, giving them nothing worth while to add to their history book.Quote:
Originally Posted by monarch
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwyge1587e5t
Maybe already mentioned earlier in the thread but those were disgraceful scenes in Amsterdam last night.
Israeli teams should be banned from all competitions along with the Israeli national team. What’s sauce for the Russian goose should be sauce for the Israeli gander.
Absolutely correctQuote:
Originally Posted by Bishop Hibee
Racism and religion have no place in football whatever nationalities are involved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bishop Hibee
I’ve just tried to pronounce the names of their conference league opponents and my furniture started floating.Quote:
Originally Posted by monarch
Absolutely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bishop Hibee
Apparently the German team were 'spooked' in the first half by the show Hertz and their fans put on. Deary me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
Hear hearQuote:
Originally Posted by Bishop Hibee
A bit different one being invaded unprovoked by their former countrymen( Soviet Union) and one defending themselves from terrorists. Genuinely crazy to me people have these opinions. Yes, its horrible seeing kids being caught up in it but thats war. Especially when fighting against terrorists using their own people to hide behind. Should the Allies have stopped before Berlin, to stop civilian deaths?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bishop Hibee