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shan patter IMOQuote:
Originally Posted by Cabbage East
It is a bit. I know 3 Duncans, all Hibs fans.Quote:
Originally Posted by percy veer
And to think that mess of a club will soon be owned by these people. Only hope they can survive long enough :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibernianinc
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Originally Posted by percy veer
Sorry Duncan.
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Originally Posted by percy veer
You didn't like the Duncan video? I thought it was quite funny.
How about Duncan Murray at Christmas
Thought it was a bit mean the way he's being treated in Lockdown
"The lack of football is a reason to rejoice for Hearts Fans"
Says Duncan Murray
That's funny, buy I still think the original is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
I don't get why people think its 'Shane patter' calling our neighbours "Duncans "; it's got to be better than "vermin" or "hivs" like they and their new BFFs call us.
However they are also Shan patter. And all of these seem only to exist on forums and social media. Never once heard Yams, Duncans, Hivs, peg sellers or Verman said out loud in the real world. The internet is a weird place.Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
Using the phrase shan patter is the absolute definition of shan patter :wink:
Agreed, really cringeyQuote:
Originally Posted by percy veer
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Originally Posted by Paul1642
Calling somebody a Duncan because of a reasonably funny video is surely not on the same level as calling somebody Vermin, ****, HIVs or whatever.
If you don't think it's funny, then just don't use the term.
That’s a good point about certain things only being used on the internet and not in the real world Paul1642.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul1642
A few months ago I was walking down Sauchiehall St. in Glasgow. Celtic were at home against a European team and fans were heading to pubs in the area. There was this guy sitting in a doorway watching Celtic fans, women children, families etc, when he burst out into a tirade of abuse that was way over the top. I don't think I need list any of the words and sentences used but my point is that it is not only internet based.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul1642
Glad it's not just me. I cringe every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by percy veer
The last three I’ve heard numerous time’s by huns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul1642
I haven't used the "Duncan" thing, but that doesn't mean I won't at some point.Quote:
Originally Posted by HFC93
However, if you find something so mundane cringeworthy I think you've probably come on to the wrong forum.
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Originally Posted by CapitalGreen
The internet has influenced the way people communicate? I am shocked.
People - Latin scholars mostly - also moaned about the effect the printing presses had on language 500 years ago.
I’ve never tried to act out a meme in real life either, but they have their place.
Something only a "Duncan" would do?Quote:
Originally Posted by Barney McGrew
Just had the vision of a scrap happening on the other side of the road, running into scotmid to get some popcorn 😁Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
Yet here you are on it arguing about a small and irrelevant point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul1642
French Ligue 1 apparently going with current league positions as final. PSG crowned champions and the teams in the relegation places (Amiens and Toulouse) going down to Ligue 2.
I think that's what the French FA are proposing, but the French league have to arrange an EGM to vote on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CapitalGreen
It'll be funny though. Just as our SC win ruined the Heart's song book, leagues around Europe going with the same system as here does away with their main argument against being relegated.
Do you have to be on board with all the patter to post on here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peevemor
Not at all - I'm not.Quote:
Originally Posted by HFC93
I just don't see the cringe in the Duncan thing.
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Originally Posted by CapitalGreen
I think Duncans is on a par with Weegies, Edinbu**ers and the like. Funny, even when the latter is directed at me. What I find offensive is the vermin and similar nasty insults. Rivalry Iis one thing, as is winding up, but hatred is another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
And on the subject of hatred, why do people (Duncans) feel the need to pick a username that shows their hatred of a rival rather than support for their own team? That's just sad.
Almost started to read the EEN article where Ally McCoist says that it is unfair to relegate Hearts.
Then I remembered - What relevance does his opinion have?
I like it, it's just a bit of fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by percy veer
We’d expect you to say that Ally with yous and hearts scratching each others back the now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tug Wilson
It would be far more unfair not to relegate them.
Get on with it SPFL.
Someone should remind Ally hearts voted to make the new club The Rangers start again in the 4 th divQuote:
Originally Posted by Tug Wilson
Ally the coward McCoist who hit a Hibs player from behindthen ran away.It was during the on field scramash when Souness was sent off.Never forgiven the cheepy chap.That game every Hibs fan was wired it was a powder keg.
I’ve never used Yam or Duncan to describe our puddle drinking Huns without the bus fares neighbours.
But each to their own .
Good to hear Franck Sauzee’s country doing the correct thing .
Billy Boys sticking together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tug Wilson
McCoist was Hearty Harry at the derby once. Still never understood that one.
A mini hun for the day rather than a full fat one :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Glory Lurker
You have nowQuote:
Originally Posted by erin go bragh
Banderson has written an unbelievable article praising Budge as some kind of visionary for getting the players to (finally) take a wage cut.
They have a ridiculously large wage bill, built up under Budge's watch, but managing to temporarily reduce it slightly somehow makes her the saviour.
Was it Mark Fulton ?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Count
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Originally Posted by erin go bragh
I see what you’ve done there.
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Originally Posted by Keith_M
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/entire-hearts-squad-agree-wage-cuts-and-wont-suffer-double-hit-if-relegated-2560795
There’s no journalism here, just propaganda.
Shambles of an article. Can practically hear Budge saying the words as Barry types themQuote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
They’ve actually had to hold players to ransom. Most of the players would’ve had no choice, as the alternative was ending contract, & nobody will sign them until football restarts. All self inflicted by Budge, as they deliberately offered large basic wages to attract better players, knowing they were unsustainable if they were unsuccessful. A gamble that backfired, but not the players fault, irrespective of how they performed.Quote:
Originally Posted by NadeAteMyLunch!
Getting these players off the wage bill might prove a problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by munchar
Lots of them will do a Malaury Martin and see out their contract.
Leaves little room for them to rebuild. Although I have a feeling that the mystery benefactors will reappear with money for new signings once football restarts.
Exactly this.Quote:
Originally Posted by munchar
When the proverbial hit the fan, Budge shat it, instantly realising their cheating ways were coming to roost and immediately set about shafting the players rather than honour good faith contracts.
A despicable shambles of a club.
And they’re quite entitled to see out their contracts. Signed in good faith by both parties. Could easily have put clauses in to protect themselves, but being their usual smug self, thought they were being a step ahead of everyone else. Only fair they get their just rewards. Down you go. Enjoy the chaos, we will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tug Wilson
They would have been down by now anyway. Theyve been rotten.
Beat by St Mirren, couldnt get up for thier biggest game in years.
Should have been hammered by Hamilton at home but for the ref.
They’re doon and in major denial.
I’m sure it was, and fat sally let his team mate (Colin West, I think) take the blame!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser1962
Poor journalism, it shouldn't be "if" relegated, more whenQuote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
They’re in denial. The clubs already voted to end the league with current positions final with promotion and relegation.Quote:
Originally Posted by CraigHibee
They’re down.
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...tainty-2614164
I’m getting hopeful that Stendel is staying. CV-19 has maybe made him realise that he won’t get a gig anywhere else.[emoji1696]
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He's got good relegation credentials and it's only fair he gets a proper crack at improving that abysmal wins to games record and he's surely looking forward to the maroon derby against Arbroath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
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Pandering to the Hearts support and and Crawling up Budge s arse. He is irrelevant as so biased Wouldn’t even read an article by himQuote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Plan for the Championship Daniel. And keep pouring those drinks... sorry, I mean pouring over videos of players on you tube.
Is that goalpost in the picture all that's keeping him upright?Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
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"Maybe this month we can pay the salary but in 2 months it will be different."
Hmmm
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Yeah, the b****** kept moving but he finally got a hold of it.
He might even keep them down. Who knows the depth of this downward spiral?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Glorious.[emoji3][emoji122]Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
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Interesting to see Queen Bees fawning sychophant English change tack a little in his peice on today's SPFL discussions on the BBC propaganda site.
We are no longer looking at "Reconstruction" apparently but at "recalibrating the season to avoid teams being relegated".
Seems Reconstruction is now dirty word...
Maybe!Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
Omg it must be D day.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby
Whats Budge thinking?
We’re going down i cant stop it what can i do.
I know. I’ll pull a random word that sounds important from the dictionary and say we have to do that.
They’ve gone beyond desperate now.
Points will now be based on how much you have spent.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby
I will also be delighted if he stays. Yet another guy strolls into our league not having clue to the standard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
He would be even worse in the championship sorry i mean better please let him stay.
The muppets on kickback think he is wonderful im baffled why
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Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby
Recalibrations
Means celebrations
And stop the Hearts from going down with me
Recalibrations
Not panic stations
I want the world to know how happy I will be
Sorry, bored.
Nah, they're going to award 5 points per statement. Sevco are now top of the league with Hearts 2nd.Quote:
Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs
Recalibrating the season by awarding points for goals conceded and games lost, perhaps???
Sounds like a Cathro-ism to me.
Does anyone else worry that they will actually wriggle out of getting relegated (which is what they deserve)?
No matter how odiously they have co ducted their business I worry that a scenario that sees them wipe their slate clean (again) transpires and they end up lording it for several years due to basically playing the system, here’s the scenario that worries me....
1. They get relegated “officially” and this allows them to release players with a release clause they don’t want.
2. League reconstruction is voted through to a 14 team premiership either temporarily or on a permanent basis and they are immediately “promoted”.
3. The Wage cuts they have implemented just now means no deferment bill to pay back to the players/staff meaning a financial advantage gained over every club outside the OF, most of whom did the decent thing in deferring salaries, allowing them to rebuild their squad and possibly finish 3rd next season.
Maybe I’m just playing Devil’s Advocate here but in my entire lifetime they seem to be exceptionally lucky and get away with everything.
Maybe they’re just ruthless at these things rather than giving two hoots for sporting or any other form of integrity and will again twist the whole thing to their advantage?
Maybe if the above comes to pass it won’t be fair but life invariably isn’t fair and I just worry that they will come out of this whole **** show smelling like roses whilst those who do the “right thing” end up on the ****ty side of the fence.
No one really wants reconstruction but Budge and her media people.
The constant throwing of reconstruction stones by them all is getting people annoyed now.
Reconstruction isnt happening so lets call it recalibration?
They really need to be sent down TODAY.
Anything else is unacceptable and unfair to every team ever relegated.
SPFL club has discussed administration
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...fears-21960108
Probably Hearts but wouldn’t rule out Rangers.
Crops etc will have a view on who’s likely to run out of cash soonQuote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
I bet if anyone could don the hazmat suit and venture into somanypointsback they would tell you it's Hibs! I would suspect St Johnstone as they were already struggling. Would love it to be the tarts though
Hearts must be the prime candidate. Big squad, big wages, no cash in the bank and facing relegation. Easy way to empty some players and reduce wage billQuote:
Originally Posted by Billy Whizz
I imagine it will be Hearts. “Back reconstruction or you’re forcing us into administration 😭😭😭😭”Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
St. Johnstone have cash reserves. All they said earlier in the season was that they were eating into them and there would need to be cutbacks. They run a pretty tight ship normally.Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
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Why is everyone assuming it's a Premiership club? All 42 League clubs are senior clubs.
I didn't see us mentioned, but they want whoever's it is subjected to forensic accounting and points deduction if it's not COVID-19 to blame. Hypocrites to a Duncan.Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
If everyone accepts there final placings they could all be paid out now to buy time. Rangers, hearts and Stranraer better be right or disgrace is too tame a word.Quote:
Originally Posted by CapitalGreen
Should be docked points next season.
Third time lucky!!Quote:
Originally Posted by oneone73
here you go - apologies for the source but it does seem genuine. But didn`t I read somewhere that no teams entering Admin now would be deducted points so the table would stay as is - what a shame, eh!
https://videocelts.com/2020/05/blogs...-at-spfl-club/
Maybe they're speculating based on which one has proven it can blow £10m the quickest for least return?[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by oneone73
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I might be wrong but I thought it was at a meeting with 12 PL teams and Dundee United only.Quote:
Originally Posted by oneone73
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Originally Posted by plhibs
It was. So it must have been a Premiership club, and I assume that as most clubs will have furloughed players and £600 a week will cover 80% of most players wages then it must be a club with a reasonably high wage bill. Celtic will be fine and we should be OK given we’ve agreed deferrals and sold a chunk of seasons. Aberdeen likewise should be fine.
That leaves two candidates IMO.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08bzw0f
A link to Chris McLaughlin talking about a club going into admin today.
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I’ll listen later, but one of the prime candidates has to be Caley ThistleQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
The description, ‘a senior club in Scotland’ applies to any club playing senior football in Scotland and there’s more than 12 of those.
Dont worry Hurtz you can be "recalibrated" back into the Lowland LeagueQuote:
Originally Posted by CapitalGreen
Weren’t Greenock Morton one of the first clubs to take steps financially? It could be them.
You've just ruined any yam whose looking ins weekend as Mrs doctor Budge's last long game survival tactic was that a team above them might go into admin before they do.[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by Iggy Pope
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She was probably hoping that would happenQuote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Bet St Mirren are glad they're no bottom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
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Originally Posted by Waxy
If they were they’d be subjected to patronising and crocodile tears from Budge, who would be saying it was very unfortunate but it’s simply impossible to restructure the leagues for next season...
She’d be leading the “Get relegation done” group.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
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Originally Posted by Carheenlea
Rumours going round here (Glasgow) that it's Killie.
No idea if true or not.
They’ve loads of players out of contract soon and Bowie seems to do a good job for them so would be surprised if Killie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
If everybody just stood back and took of their colours and asked what is the best for Scottish football going forward? Then the answer has to be the status quo.
They opened up three stands to the old firm to fill the hole in their budget created by transfers in. It could well be them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Did they have any further games against the old firm before the end of the season? They’ve recently posted profits four years in a row too. Can’t see them owing money to loads of people or getting a loan they can’t repay.Quote:
Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs
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Originally Posted by 90+2
Depends on whether they got into the top six innit?
True. I don’t think they would have budgeted for that though either at the start of the season or even winter when they where down the bottom of the table therefore I don’t think they are cash reliant on them visiting to survive the season.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
Not if your colours are tangerine.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Count
**** the hertz have they no been relegated yet, if no then why no!