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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Can someone please think of the Tiny white hot atmosphere?
I'm trying but even concentrating harder than normal all I can come up with is an image of what a slightly wet fart might look like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Libby Hibby
I guess that career I wanted with BBC Heartsound isn't really on.
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It also includes a season they weren't in our league - literally- after they were expeligated 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
How a negative can be spun without context is their speciality.
Weirdly some of them have decided we haven't beaten them at all in 5 years. They really don't pay attention, do they? We all dreamt Nisbets farewell derby win 😂
In the last wee while it's pretty much honours even. You really wouldn't think it given the media narrative and their delusional comfort blankets 😂
I love going there. It's the hottest ticket in town.
Lots of good memories in the last decade...
Oh, and SDG hasn't lost a derby as a manager. There's a stat for our dafty neighbours 😉
😂😂 brilliantQuote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
If there had been a whiff of Budges fudge Shankland would have devoured that mic in seconds, followed quickly by the hostQuote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
https://x.com/kylehmfc/status/1872427098931175794?s=46
Think someone should check on Gary Locke today he looks totally devastated here.
OutsangQuote:
Originally Posted by WeAreHibs
Aye this is a real stat as they say, no some biased jambo or other version.Quote:
Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
**** the hertz
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Seemingly they have never won against Hibs in a Thursday game!😁
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Originally Posted by Chorley Hibee
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Self-loathing never far from the surface for the Jambos.
And in “full view” of the castle.Quote:
Originally Posted by K-Zazu
Needs a shower......! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by K-Zazu
Total knob of a guy is Gary Locke. I have encountered him several times at my place of work. It's hard to take a guy like that seriously when he walks around in a hearts tracksuits at the age of 49. He is also a bigot at its finest, and only associates with fellow hearts ******s. Needless to say I refuse to associate with such a prize prick. It's pretty pathetic how he is obsessively gutted about losing a game of football. I'd hate to see his reaction if he got a real life issue arise.Quote:
Originally Posted by K-Zazu
How does that work then? If their relegation takes care of a year that still leaves 4 years for 9 games. Covid meant losing a few fixtures as well but where does the 5 years come in. I'm not obsessed with this by the way but when things don't tally my mind won't stop looking at all the angles.Quote:
Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
Inclusive years? 2019-2024 sounds like 5 years but it's really 6. 19,20,21,22,23,24. Deffo 9 games at tynie in that period.Quote:
Originally Posted by CockneyRebel
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Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
If we’ve not won there in 5 years, that would be 2019, so I don’t think this can be the case.
Wiki shows us as not having won there since 2019, with 4 draws and 2 hearts wins up to yesterday
Edit: since the 2-0 Hibs win at tynecastle in 2019
Edit 2: seeing your reply above, we won twice there in 2019 so yeah it’s 3 wins in 9 there ��
I also looked into that as a lot was being made of it being 5 years. I think they may also have 5 wins at Tynecastle in the league in the last 10 years compared to our 3Quote:
Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
Does he deliver outside Edinburgh?Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
There's lies dammed lies and Jambo statistics.Quote:
Originally Posted by S4uzee
They don't have a better record than us in league Derby games over the last decade. We've won 7 each and drawn the rest - including the Oli Shaw ghost goal at Tiny. For balance - including cup games over the last 10 years their record is better but even so their dominance in the fixture isn't of recent times as much as they like to think otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by S4uzee
It's now zero years since Hibs won a derby at Tynecastle.
It is, however, almost two years since Hearts won a derby there. Ouch.
It's now 22,707 days since they last won the league cup.
Since they beat Lennon's team 2-1 in May 2018 there have been 10 derbys at Tynecastle. They've won 2, we've won 3, and there have been 5 draws. We're also unbeaten there in the last four.Quote:
Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
It just shows how's statistics can be used to prove whatever people want them to prove. The 5 year thing is factually correct but the fact we've got the better of them at their home over the last 6 and a half years is also correct.
The results in recent years show that if anyone has a problem with derbys at the Gorgie dump it's them and not us
And over to Judith for the weather.
Thanks Sally
After a Gayle causes devastation in Gorgie there will be Sunshine on Leith for the next four days.....
Cut, cut director who sneeked that script in ?
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Originally Posted by Fifeshirehibs
**** the hertz. as the yanks would say period. GGTTH, good night 🇳🇬🇳🇬
Made me laughQuote:
Originally Posted by Fifeshirehibs
One of the biggest knobheads going. Swaggers about in his hearts gear giving it the big I am. Creepy ******* who would eat himself if he was chocolate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
Cringeworthy prick if ever there was one.
One million percent agree. Have met him once and I thought he was an uneducated Ned swaggering about the place because he was an average footballer in his day. He basically came across as a wee chav standing outside a chip shop. And he’s in his forties FFS. Way too old to act the wee wide boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
I hope it hurts, Gary.
I always remember seeing Gary Locke a few days after he had been carried from the field during some cup final the Fartz were in. He was on crutches when I saw him and I just said, "I hope you didn't have to collect your loser's medal on your crutches!"Quote:
Originally Posted by 21.05.2016
He couldn't tell if I was being serious (I was gonna say taking the piss but that's not a wide thing to say when he's about!)
Budge's man on the Foundation of Hearts board. Her eyes and ears and there to push for what she wants rather than what the supporters want. Best thing is, the fans voted him in. 😂😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Ribs1875
Worked beside Lockes brother for a while.
If possible, an even bigger walloper than Gary.
Apparently there’s to be a rebranding of the supporters bar -‘renamed “The Penny Dropping”. :)
I can concurQuote:
Originally Posted by green day
Hearing that him and pishy breeks had a real wet time on his stag night.
This is a long watch but it’s hilarious for the booing and the swearing.
From the guy who does “Footy Adventures” on YouTube, he’s cunningly called this episode “Hearts Embarrassed by Moldovan Minnows” lol
https://youtu.be/OlSOITaPbr4
My wife was in the same year as the Locke twins at Lasswade. Apparently yesterday was Gary's wedding. Glad it came the day after a derby defeat. 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by green day
All he would need to complete that is a full on mongrel dog consisting of a small percentage of a Staffordshire gene. I would be gutted someone like that was the ambassador of us. A complete uneducated obnoxious chav, who struggles to talk and get any valid point across.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibbydog
That video of Shankland being interviewed post match summed them up as a club. Shankland looked like he didn't want to be there and had zero eye contact when speaking. Gary Locke stood there and let the club captain get pelted with abuse. Their host Scott, who was asking the questions came off as another hearts degenerate. He put me in mind of someone who organises the supporters bus to all the away days and loves the status of being in control. Long may this run of mediocrity continue, Ann Budget and FOH era is the classic 1 step forward and 2 steps back.
County!!!!!!
Hahahaha
Hearts are falling apart again
Mind the gap Jambos.
Mind the gap ya puddle drinking bottle merchants
Open the website please
Just heard there was a team today that were 2-0 up and managed to concede in the 97th and 99th minutes.
Not sure who it was but I'd imagine their fans are distraught.
Craig Gordon clanger in the 90+9th minute apparently. Oh how things have changed. :cb
2 nil and you ****** it up. What does that remind you of ?!! :flag:
Weak mentality and lack of identity. Falling apart again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
It’s open now.
I strongly recommend reading their Match day thread
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M_RJRLiqiJ4/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGGUgZShlMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCmwpRZSkTTWl pFaJOpI25zX9HCwAQuote:
Originally Posted by CentreForward
That's a good point away from home for them. I'm sure their supporters and Gary Locke would have taken that before the game.
That's going to be some drive back down the road. My heart bleeds.
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Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Yes they need to get football people in to make the decisions
Penny for Michael Stewarts thoughts? I wonder what he thinks hearts identity is?
Some look for “the data” if they have to bin the man it recommended before the transfer window even opens.
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Originally Posted by Unseen work
This one might be an interesting read as well. I read there match day thread when I got back from the game on the 26th it was delicious.
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Some fantastic stuff over on kick back here is my fav so far
Posted 11 minutes ago
Genuinely staggering ******** collapse even by the standards of this pathetic shower of *****.
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Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Really hope he is on Sportscene tonight with Scottie
Has anyone heard from him lately? Im concerned.Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Hearts have been lurching from one disaster to another for years. They need new owners. The current owners are a bunch of imbeciles.
Shower content, must be from Gary Locke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Kidd 86’
Commentary on Utd v Aberdeen so he won’t be.Quote:
Originally Posted by badabing67
I’m so smug, it’s actually sickening.
I’ll try and make it mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by badabing67
FTH :greengrin
He’s on Premier Sports doing the Dundee Utd v Aberdeen game so no sportscene tonightQuote:
Originally Posted by badabing67
Sweaty Farts Striker Boyce carries his defence off the park at Ross county Attachment 28398
He's working for Premier Sports, covering the Dundee United v Aberdeen game at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by badabing67
He does sound a wee bit despondent right enough. 😆
GIFRUY Michael Stewart you absolute Hearts **** !!
I’m just praying if they get rid of Critchley they show some real “vision” and appoint Shelley Kerr.
Alexa. Play Joy Division
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Originally Posted by Since452
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Budge was the reason she is at the club.Not impossible. Hide the drinks cabinet key…Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffers
Hahahahearts
The supercomputer they are obsessed with is malfunctioning. Like HAL in 2001.
Critchley clearly is some sort of hacker.
That would be superb. A Kerr/Fox double act. The best candidates already at the club.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
I’m sickened by my own smugness too, I’m walking about like the Cheshire ****ing cat. This has been the best Christmas period of my life, hands down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcbizz1998
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Nice to see the Protest thread arrive over there. 🤭
Same hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by ErinGoBraghHFC
It’s been a brilliant few days of football.Quote:
Originally Posted by ErinGoBraghHFC
We can finally enjoy them being crap cos we’ve got our act together!
Get Aretha Franklin on your stereo ! JOY TO THE WORLD ! :flag::flag:
joy to the world the Hibs have won
and Hearts have **** the bed
let Gorgie losers cry
and hibees flags will fly
and heaven and nature sing
yes heaven and nature sing
that Cadden and Boyle are on the wing
Pahahahahaha
Love you guys
Best Xmas ever
He'll let us all know when he finds it.Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
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Aren’t we supposed to be the best rivals ever?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m loving them all turning on Craig Gordon :faf:
Critchleys Y fronts are on a shoogly peg now Attachment 28399
Budge no happy Attachment 28400 and Mikey Stewart has found his identity Attachment 28401
Should alway be like this, we are Hibees after all!Quote:
Originally Posted by hibee_girl
That's brilliant 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by worcesterhibby
Better be careful. Their other keeper has his new club to think about.........Quote:
Originally Posted by hibee_girl
Abracadabra
Does anyone know if that big tough jambo who was looking for fights on the internet is terrorising the streets of Dingwall tonight?
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Just so you know you won't be forgotten about lads:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc...gz8wk2v1no.amp
Haven’t we heard that before from them?!Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffers
Hearts to split the old firm?Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
I knew Critchley reminded me of someoneQuote:
Originally Posted by eastmainsmsh
99 maroon balloons
An absolutely beautiful bottle job from “the famous”