The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by Spike Mandela

Never heard of him.:dunno:

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A rubbish auld goalie who has joined the "you can leave the club" club for duff players with no options who have 18 months left on their contracts.
These guys are going to be sitting tighter than a tight thing whilst piling into the scones at the Oriam canteen.

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Originally Posted by CMurdoch

A rubbish auld goalie who has joined the "you can leave the club" club for duff players with no options who have 18 months left on their contracts.
These guys are going to be sitting tighter than a tight thing piling into the scones at the Oriam canteen.

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Ok cheers, :greengrin:greengrin Can’t recall him getting a game. These guys will only move if the money is right elsewhere or Hearts pay them off.

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Originally Posted by CMurdoch

A rubbish auld goalie who has joined the "you can leave the club" club for duff players with no options who have 18 months left on their contracts.
These guys are going to be sitting tighter than a tight thing whilst piling into the scones at the Oriam canteen.

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Think he is out of contract in July but yes I agree with what you are saying.......

Hearts publicly missing out on targets isn't a good look. Will soon be desperation

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Originally Posted by Spike Mandela

Never heard of him.:dunno:

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Its a her. From FC Craggy island.

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Originally Posted by Topographic Hibby

"I'm thinking of totally embarrassing myself in Scottish Football in a few months time. Can you give me some tips how you went about it...???"

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:faf: :not worth

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Originally Posted by Spike Mandela

Ok cheers, :greengrin:greengrin Can’t recall him getting a game. These guys will only move if the money is right elsewhere or Hearts pay them off.

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He played in the Derby at ER when Lee scored the winner and got a touch onto the post from a Whittaker shot in the second half. Also responsible for fumbling in hysterically a woeful free kick in the last minute at Fir Park last season. :greengrin

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Originally Posted by Vault Boy

If true as reported, that's a completely hilarious insight into their operational 'strategy.'

Offering a player with absolutely zero transfer value completely negates the point of a player-swap + cash transaction, but I'm sure even Budge or Levein must know that, surely.

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:agree: it's hilarious. Lets offer our relegation rivals our 35-year old club captain who we publicly have flogged and sent to train with the reserves on a whim in exchange for one of their star players. Staggering.

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Originally Posted by The Spaceman

:agree: it's hilarious. Lets offer our relegation rivals our 35-year old club captain who we publicly have flogged and sent to train with the reserves on a whim in exchange for one of their star players. Staggering.

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Yup no way is going to Hearts. Pre-contract with the Dons was a rumour. Think Saints will want to keep him for telegation fight.

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Originally Posted by The Spaceman

:agree: it's hilarious. Lets offer our relegation rivals our 35-year old club captain who we publicly have flogged and sent to train with the reserves on a whim in exchange for one of their star players. Staggering.

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Yup no way is going to Hearts. Pre-contract with the Dons was a rumour. Think Saints will want to keep him for relegation fight.

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Originally Posted by Spike Mandela

Never heard of him.:dunno:

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Used to make tea and big mounds of sandwiches, to be honest I'm surprised Mrs Doyle lasted so long after Father Dougal left.

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Kickback rallying against the fact it looks like no new players are coming in.."We have enough left to get us out this mess. Remember, these players are now being coached and managed. They are working on fitness and playing within a system and a shape. They have tactics and instructions, clear tactics and clear instructions. They have one message and one voice coming from Stendel. That’s going to make a huge difference. " Coached, managed, tactics, instructions, system & shape............all sounds very interesting, wonder when other teams will take on board this approach?

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Originally Posted by The Spaceman

:agree: it's hilarious. Lets offer our relegation rivals our 35-year old club captain who we publicly have flogged and sent to train with the reserves on a whim in exchange for one of their star players. Staggering.

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I agree that offering Berra isn't exactly a sweetener but I'm not sure I'd say they publicly flogged him. Berra was the one who went public with it.

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Originally Posted by Dalianwanda

Kickback rallying against the fact it looks like no new players are coming in.."We have enough left to get us out this mess. Remember, these players are now being coached and managed. They are working on fitness and playing within a system and a shape. They have tactics and instructions, clear tactics and clear instructions. They have one message and one voice coming from Stendel. That’s going to make a huge difference. " Coached, managed, tactics, instructions, system & shape............all sounds very interesting, wonder when other teams will take on board this approach?

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They will put a positive spin on anything to do with Stendel to save face. They've bigged him up so much they can't go back. Even if they go down they'll say they're glad and it's all part of the rebuilding process.

Best footballing brain of the last 30 years etc

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Originally Posted by Since452

They will put a positive spin on anything to do with Stendel to save face. They've bigged him up so much they can't go back. Even if they go down they'll say they're glad and it's all part of the rebuilding process.

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The only way to get out this hole is by digging up.

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Originally Posted by Dalianwanda

Kickback rallying against the fact it looks like no new players are coming in.."We have enough left to get us out this mess. Remember, these players are now being coached and managed. They are working on fitness and playing within a system and a shape. They have tactics and instructions, clear tactics and clear instructions. They have one message and one voice coming from Stendel. That’s going to make a huge difference. " Coached, managed, tactics, instructions, system & shape............all sounds very interesting, wonder when other teams will take on board this approach?

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Above all, the have gangnam press - what more could a team need.

8 days until they play Ross County and they have binned 6 players and signed zero. They must love living dangerously.


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Originally Posted by Since452

They will put a positive spin on anything to do with Stendel to save face. They've bigged him up so much they can't go back. Even if they go down they'll say they're glad and it's all part of the rebuilding process.

Best footballing brain of the last 30 years etc

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They remind me a wee bit of the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. No matter what major setbacks they suffer - 'tis but a scratch!

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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby

8 days until they play Ross County and they have binned 6 players and signed zero. They must love living dangerously.


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Don’t think they’ve binned 6 have they?

Think they’ve tried to bin 6 but only managed to get rid of 1 so far.

Turns out being a dick to people and treating them like **** doesn’t make them want to Leave and walk away from a legal contract any quicker.

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Originally Posted by Dalianwanda

Kickback rallying against the fact it looks like no new players are coming in.."We have enough left to get us out this mess. Remember, these players are now being coached and managed. They are working on fitness and playing within a system and a shape. They have tactics and instructions, clear tactics and clear instructions. They have one message and one voice coming from Stendel. That’s going to make a huge difference. " Coached, managed, tactics, instructions, system & shape............all sounds very interesting, wonder when other teams will take on board this approach?

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There is nothing clear about that weird wee pervert they’ve appointed. He’s going to take them down.

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Originally Posted by wallpaperman

Almost two weeks into the transfer window, I await the first signing at Tynecastle with some interest.

Will this monumental world event be accompanied by maroon coloured smoke emanating from the sacred bowels of Tynecastle?

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Sacred Bowels of Tynecastle? Oh yeah Levein's still there...

Airdrie will put Hearts out the cup but the Stendelites on Kickback will say it was deliberate to concentrate on the league. OR Hearts will win which they should do and it will be proof of the second coming and glory awaits. All will still be fantastic under the poundshop Klopp either way. Can't win against thick

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Originally Posted by Dalianwanda

Kickback rallying against the fact it looks like no new players are coming in.."We have enough left to get us out this mess. Remember, these players are now being coached and managed. They are working on fitness and playing within a system and a shape. They have tactics and instructions, clear tactics and clear instructions. They have one message and one voice coming from Stendel. That’s going to make a huge difference. " Coached, managed, tactics, instructions, system & shape............all sounds very interesting, wonder when other teams will take on board this approach?

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I simply cannot believe anyone with a brain cell would write that! Has this been written by Gary Cock?

Utterly hilarious comedy gold from our pink chums, with the Oscars close this has to be up for an award :crazy:

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"It’s been mentioned on here before but Stendel has basically put a ring fence around the players he trusts. Everyone else isn’t allowed to eat or sit with them so that no negativity or moaning can happen. I am buzzing about seeing how this will effect results on the park. Am willing to bet we will see a totally different Hearts come Saturday".

Incredible if that's true and even more incredible the poster thinks that's a good thing.

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Kickback..


"It’s been mentioned on here before but Stendel has basically put a ring fence around the players he trusts. Everyone else isn’t allowed to eat or sit with them so that no negativity or moaning can happen. I am buzzing about seeing how this will effect results on the park. Am willing to bet we will see a totally different Hearts come Saturday".

Incredible if that's true and even more incredible the poster thinks that's a good thing.

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The fact they’re playing Airdrie at home is irrelevant to them. They’ll be convinced a corner has been turned even if they scrape a 1-0 win.

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Originally Posted by Gloucester Hibs

They remind me a wee bit of the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. No matter what major setbacks they suffer - 'tis but a scratch!

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I'm invincible. No your a loony. Sounds about right.

It truly is bonkers just how much they are convinced that Stendal is the right man. Imagine we had a manager come in and have the start he has. People would be going berserk.

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Originally Posted by Dalianwanda

Kickback rallying against the fact it looks like no new players are coming in.."We have enough left to get us out this mess. Remember, these players are now being coached and managed. They are working on fitness and playing within a system and a shape. They have tactics and instructions, clear tactics and clear instructions. They have one message and one voice coming from Stendel. That’s going to make a huge difference. " Coached, managed, tactics, instructions, system & shape............all sounds very interesting, wonder when other teams will take on board this approach?

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That's amazing!

I wonder if it's the same system that saw Stendel fail to win his last 15 games, and got him sacked from his last 2 jobs?

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Originally Posted by Barman Stanton

It truly is bonkers just how much they are convinced that Stendal is the right man. Imagine we had a manager come in and have the start he has. People would be going berserk.

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Not just the results on the park but the treatment of the captain, ostracising players and staff and failure to bring in any of their targets. Absolute car crash

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Originally Posted by Since452

Not just the results on the park but the treatment of the captain, ostracising players and staff and failure to bring in any of their targets. Absolute car crash

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Its complete blind loyalty. They have no idea at all if this guy is actually decent or not. His various winless spells at former clubs and his start at Hearts would suggest he is not quite the messiah they seem to think. Even if he did mastermind that incredible home draw against Aberdeen.