Sir! I think unusual "affectations" terrify infirm old nonagenarians!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
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Sir! I think unusual "affectations" terrify infirm old nonagenarians!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Naughty Old Nonagenarians Ably Grasp Etymologist's Nefarious And Raffish Intentions And Nuzzle Surreptitiously.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
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Originally Posted by Bunter
:grr:
You just done that one the other day!
Smelly Underpants Removed, Rampant Etymologist Places Tadger In The Incorrect Orifice, Uttering Shrieks Like Yowwwwchhh!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
When?????Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Yawning Orifices Washed Well Welcome Wandering Caressing Hands Holding Harpoons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
:na na:
"Surreptitiously" I meant :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Horrible Aged Randy Pensioners' Old Orifices Now Stagnate
Some transfers are getting natives all tremblingly excited!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Exotic X-rays Captivate Incontinent Transvestite's Erotic Depravities.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Desperate Etymologist Pampers Rather Ancient Virgin In Totally Inappropriate Elderly SeductionQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Septuagenarians Enjoy Douching Under Circumstances That Increase Orgasms Naturally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Naked Auntie Titillates Ugly Rotund Acronymist's Longingly Lustful Y-chromosomesQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Yeast Collects Horribly Round Oily Moist Orifices Making Etymologist Smile.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Supporters may intermittently look elated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Etymologist Loves Aged Threesomes Every Day.Quote:
Originally Posted by snooky
You wish :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Daffodils Are Yellow
Yomping elephants leave large, oversized weltsQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Wayward Elk's Loping Towards SaskatchewanQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sexagenarians And Septuagenarians Know Amorous Trysts Can Help Etymologist's Weird Acronym Neurons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Nevertheless, Etymologist Usually Relies On Nightmare Scenarios....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sensuous Caressing Enables Nonagenarian's Access, Reversing Into Orifice Smoothly.
Strange man ogles old, tired harridans, loathing youthfulnessQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
:not worthQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Yawning Orgasms Undo Twocarpets' Holistic Facade Unless Libidinous Newcomer Engages Sexy Silhouette.
Some Important Lexicographers Have Obviously Useful Equipment - Twocarpets' Tadger's EfficaciousQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Etymologist Fancies Filling Inuit's Cavernous Aperture. Clumsy Insertion = OUCH!!! Uterus Stretched.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
:faf: :top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Some Times Randy Etymologist's Tawdry Carnal Habits Exemplify Depravity
Why thank you kind sir. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Depraved Etymology Presents Ribald Acolytes Vulgar Innuendos To Yell.
You Epitomise Lewd LibidinousnessQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Licentiously incoherent Bunter is definitely in need of unusual sexual niceties, expecting septuagenarian shenanigans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Seems He's Evidently Nailing A Nana, In God Awful Naked SquirmingQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Septuagenarian quim usually is rather musty - it's not great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation