That's Critchley started with the talk about splitting the Old Firm already.
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That's Critchley started with the talk about splitting the Old Firm already.
He sounds like just the man to do it, in the same way he managed to split Cambridge utd and Mansfield town previously.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
The soundbite is probably what got their golf guy to look up from his bacon butty and say you're the man for us, especially since we couldn't afford the other guy that the roulette wheel stopped on first.
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Splitting Hibs and St Johnstone for that coveted 11th place should be their target. Maybe start there.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
It must be in the contract that every new Hearts manager has to utter those words as soon as possible. Pretty cringey stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
The deluded lot will lap it up as usual though. :jamboclow
Dont mock him he’s already split their supportQuote:
Originally Posted by flash
Celtic and Berwick Rangers? Honestly that chat is utterly ludicrous. Aberdeen have had their best ever start to a season and will still finish 15-20 points behind Rangers. Just complete nonsense. Not going to happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
Sometimes think some managers actually want to get sacked pretty much for the pay off.
Mine was being trapped in the Abba museum with Rebecca Ferguson and a large bottle of aquavit 🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva_Palmeiras
Maybe they had used Ian Gordon's login by mistake?Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Fabulous. I'm already sensing an entertainer. Loving his early work.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
A long over due pumping from us, he might not see the season out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dashing Bob S
Tbh at the current situation they are now only 1 point behind so if stays the same the derby will be even more interesting as could make us below them if they win then we will be the laughing stockQuote:
Originally Posted by ddoc
SsHHUSHQuote:
Originally Posted by chrisski33
Fking true thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Ronniekirk
This hasn't worn well........
What a great chance we have got to go above them after this Derby.
They will be laughing their heads off tonight I would imagine.
That'll be them splitting the old firm now 😄 fannies
Hardly. But what they will do now is to rapidly climb into the top six, with next week's derby win fuelling them on their way.Quote:
Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762
Out of interest why have they played St Mirren twice in the first quarter?
I think they agreed to play the midweek league game due on 30th October on the league cup weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by He's here!
Enjoy Jambo dudes. You're getting humped next week!
🫣Quote:
Originally Posted by heretoday
Hands up those who saw this thread title and wondered when it would come back to bite us?
The day it was posted?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
Just surprised it was so early.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
But maybe not.
The minute the thread was createdQuote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
Above yous.
Hearts marooned at the bottom of the league said twice by the Heartsound Cup final commentator.🤣
Let’s not start this again…
I watched the game, and it’s the worst performance I’ve seen against 10 men, I’m not exaggerating how rotten hearts were.
All that money 😄😄😄
Hello Championship my old friend, we’re coming to play in you again…
https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...mment=10654904
Thought this was funny.
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I can’t bring myself to laugh at them when we’re 2 points ahead of them and have Aberdeen and then Hearts next.
If you're not going to laugh at pompous city rivals with extremely inflated egos when they deserve to be laughed at you never will.
A bit of respect please, they single handidly won WW2, and dont deserve to be laughed at ever because of their commitment to the cause.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumble de Thump
AbsolutelyQuote:
Originally Posted by Rumble de Thump
Should the silly , girly, twirly with their scarves lot give critchley more time or give us comedy gold and go for Wee Kneel McCann with Micky Stewart as assistant.
I feel your concern, UW, but enjoy the moment. We don’t get many these days. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Unseen work
We are in absolutely no position to be laughing at hearts. We're in a right mess ourselves, and had Hearts done what they should have today we'd be below them.
I'll be containing my laughter until we have started getting ourselves up the table in a position to laugh from.
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Nope I’m in full Xmas laugh mode.
We are in a position or three above them in the league. Their position is bottom so I'll keep laughing at them while they are there and we are above them.
"Ten-man Kilmarnock leave listless Hearts marooned at bottom" if you can't laugh at that headline maybe football isn't for you
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Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
But they didn't, and we're not. so try breaking a smile while you can.
You are totally missing the point. Hearts didn't do "what they should have".Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
Lighten up, when the boot was on the other foot they laid into us. That is what rivalry is all about.
Why not, anything that is written on a fans message board will not change what happens through the course of a season at all, it's banter with fellow fans, might end up being reversed but that's what it's all aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by ChuckNor
They're marooned I tell you they're marooned.
#Pleasing 💔🤣
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Originally Posted by Rumble de Thump
This
Na, I will always laugh at them, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
Hearts should have won the league in 1965.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
They should have won the league in 1986.
On both those occasions I refused to even chuckle at their 2-0 defeats on the last day, since Hibs were below them in the league.
Posted on the 19th October.Quote:
Originally Posted by He's here!
Will you now come out for a Cadbury's cookie?
Critchley says it’s like they forgot were the goals where 😂
Ian Cathro had them removed some time ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
I can multi-task so I'm always amused when they jambottle it yet again.Quote:
Originally Posted by lapsedhibee
😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Eh nope, it might be short lived and therefore imperative to get some gloating in. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! **** the Hearts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
Can we stick to the football please, his medical history is no-one else's business.Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
I think that's the point. They didn't do what they should have done so are being laughed at.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
The bestest, bigliest and most innovative team every to have formed currently sitting bottom of the league must surely be wrong.
What are the 400k supporters going to do. Wonder if this latest set back will allow some of the 7k fans in the ST waiting list to step in??
I think you’re maybe on the wrong thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
Interesting with some further work perhaps he could he become the Dalry Llama reincarnate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
Mair pish in that post than a well used colostomy bag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
More like the wrong site.Quote:
Originally Posted by tamig
Getting called a Jambo for taking the green tinted specs off and having a bit of realism [emoji23]
All I'm saying is it would be wise to make sure there's a bit more of a gap between us and hearts before we start laughing at them for being bottom of the league, we're 2 points away from them.
They have a much easier run of fixtures than we have coming up, I'll keep my powder dry for now.
You’ll like this , not a lot , but you’ll like it …
https://x.com/JamTarts/status/186836...62277000229006
After we lost to Celtic last week, we posted our usual request for talking points for Longbangers on Twitter, one helpful Jambo posted "rock bottom".
Had some fun with that this weekend :greengrin
Maybe because Hearts just lost playing against 10 men for 90 mins. Some, well all Hibs fans apart from you are laughing at them. 😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
Have a drink out your half empty glass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
Totally agree with you.All for some Schadenfreud but we need to take a look at how granting we currently are.That performance yesterday was awful.Glad for the points but we are no very good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
Aye, but we beat 11 men.Quote:
Originally Posted by CB Hibs 68
Fairy nuff. But each to their own - let the others party on too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
I'll laugh now thanks. Shocker of a result from them. Absolutely ****ing hilarious 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
I appreciated this, even if no-one else did!:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
That's your rules and powder or whatever. It's only a giggle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
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Have they split the Old Firm yet?
That's exactly it, they'll laugh at us if and when the tables turn and we'll laugh when they turn again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
It's harmless.
The analytics working wonders with their man advantage
Keep it up friends
Craig Leveins "natural order" becomes reality.
Hertz songQuote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_UBLuV2uAY
Hearts,the gift that keeps on giving.
Wonderful, now they can concentrate on winning the league!😂
25th!
Top of the rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by cocteautwin
An incredible collapse from the Jambos. They had 6 points from the first 2 games and got 1 point from their last 4 which is awful considering the pish in that league.
It’s cost them over £1m in prize money + gate money.
It’s an absolute disaster for them.🥳
Time to dust down the 2 unlimited "NO LIMITS" song for Scotland's yo yo club
"Yo yo,
yo yo, yo yo
Yo yo yo yo
Yo yo RELEGATION"
Did they not still nett £5m for their embarrassment or did that depend on qualifying to the playoffs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Winston Ingram
Watched hearts v petrol cap this morning on TNT just for the comedy value and it didnt disappoint, in fact those boooooooo’s were absolute first class, if there was a boo league then hearts would romp it, simply stunning, in fact that good Ive recorded it and it is now my alarm wake up call, boooooooooo
The iconic ‘atmosphere’ of their exciting stadium made the booing more bootiful!!
Alan Preston last week “this game isn’t the important one, it’s next week, full house, stadium rocking, win at Tynecastle, job done”…….hold on a minute !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
No more Euro jollies for the journalists.Quote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
Lighten up man it is only football 😊Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee Mac
:agree: Even at the lowest ebb during the war, folk managed to escape the reality to reap pleasure from small distractions. Enjoy the moment……… You know, Bill Shankly has a lot to answer for with his ‘football isn’t a matter of life and death, it’s more important than that’. No it’s not. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by JimBHibees
Calm down Uncle Arthur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Toys are out the pram over the other side. Critchley out, fans shouting abuse at Queen Anne, protests etc. Merry Xmas ya tramps.
But, but, they own the club so are they not just shouting at themselves?Quote:
Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
😂
I woke up today with a wee grin on my face, and not because it’s Friday and I have a cheeky half day either 😉
Going by reports, the booing last night was the most atmospheric, intimidating and raucous ever seen in world football.
Wonder if Fatty McLaughlin joined in...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
I don't know how petrol club managed when you consider how intimidating the single tier main stand must be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
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In all seriousness it's quite an embarrassing result for Petrolcub againt a club they've probably never heard of before
Brilliant! Fan ownership it’s a Budge thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by green day
It still feels like just the one fan though, apart from the bit where everyone else gives her and her selected blazers their money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Victor
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