Thought it was quite clever and funny myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by ancient hibee
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Thought it was quite clever and funny myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by ancient hibee
OMG that image may never go away! 🤢🤢Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
You may have missed the joke there, and if not I'd hardly say it's classless compared to what he replied to!Quote:
Originally Posted by ancient hibee
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Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
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Originally Posted by Brummie_Hibs
You're right.I don't do jokes at Christmas.:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by 1van Sprou7e
"Anyway **** em..the media will always criticise hearts because of sheer jealousy about us as a club, our stadium, our history, our beautiful city and our position as the biggest most successful team in that beautiful city."
You have to feel sorry for these guys.
You must be infinitely more charitable than I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cataplana
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Originally Posted by grunt
“Don’t you know who I am?” asked the famous world class defender turned manager turned football overlord. He was joking of course - his glittering career and enormous medal haul meant EVERYBODY knew who he was.
“Are you the waiter?” replied Stendel. His head was killing him and he really needed a drink to take the edge off.
Levein huffed. This relationship was not getting off to a good start...
😂😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
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Originally Posted by grunt
"Vot is your name?"
"Don't tell him, Levein!"
:greengrin
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Stendal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Sarf
If you think we’re on the run,
We are the boys from the Leith San Siro,
We are the boys who ****ed you seven zero
Lets face it. They’ve probably done stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sudds_1
Fixed that for you.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
That cheered me up DavidQuote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
What the **** is this
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...hearts-1341054
They are all getting excited about genitalprodding or something like that. Liverpool, Man City and Barcelona do it so must be a natural fit for Berra and co.
Klopp, Pep, Liverpool, City and Barcelona all mentioned in the article yet by all accounts they don’t currently have the quality of players to play that type of football so players out before players in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
You couldn’t make this up. Did the EEN run story after story about Jack Ross! Cannot remember seeing as many as they get printed.
I really want them to get pumped tomorrow!
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Yep. EEN is the jambo PR machine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
They’ve been places and done hings.Like the broom cupboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Billy Broon kens.
Levein must be raging. He must wonder when his Hoofmanpunting approach will be used again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
St Johnstone are terrible so would be surprised if they don’t get a win tomorrow. Best game for them as saints are shocking.
Closing your man down. Think we see Hibs do that much better under Ross. Now there is a fancy name for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Indeed he must be. Yeah I know St Johnstone are woeful and tbh and don’t expect them to get anything but I want the yams beaten every game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
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Yip and one if the the EEN yo run more positive propaganda about something down Tiny way. Maybe the capacity of the best stadium in Britain dome or when it might get finished!Quote:
Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs
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The EEN is an embarrassment these days so hearts biased and full of slavering maroon tinted virgins with a notepad, pen and picture of rudi on their desks. No offence to virgins intended.
That made me chuckle...!!Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
Virgins....:greengrin
As a result of a couple of other bets going right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
All proceeds to Leithlinks if Stendal/Levein/McPhee/Kirk/Daly/uncle Tom Cobleigh and all fail to deliver as a managerial team.
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Nice! [emoji106]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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So it’s not just me!! Thought I was getting paranoid!Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
Btw your post made me chuckle!
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Gegenpressing will work for them as well as Heckinpressing worked for us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
Only getting 3/1 on St Johnstone winning at Tynecastle is a reflection of how bad Hearts are at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
The poor sap just got caught by a journalist whilst he was sitting at the end of a bar in gorgie having his 5th pint of lager and wondering WTF you do with a pickled egg so he just made a word up, Gegenpressing.Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Banderson went straight to press with this latest first for the megastanders and the rest is history.
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I’ve been watching that Formula 1 stuff on the telly and really fancy it, how hard can it be? Driving an that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
Took my Qashqai 1.5l diesel to the Nurburgring and apparently did the slowest lap ever recorded there. Can’t believe it man.
It’s almost as if knowing how to drive and having the equipment that allows you to drive doesn’t actually mean you can polish a turd.
Imagine my disappointment.
So are they!Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
It is a pity tho it’s his first game, but you never know!
None takenQuote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
Think it's time we had a Pet Shop Boys tune on the go for the upcoming derby over in Gorgie
"We're East End Boys in a dead end world
Jack Ross 1 Stendel nil
Stendel nil"
Its what passes for print journalism these days. i.e. take the germ of a story, google it, cut and paste what you think are the relevant bits and publish it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
Utter drivel.
Scotland used to produce some really excellent sports journalists but sadly they are very thin on the ground these days.
Aka Lazy Journalism.Quote:
Originally Posted by green day
Every time they do something ie build a new mega stand (which btw is not finished.) or get a new manager the EEN write it up like they were the first to think of it. They seem to hang on every word spoken by Budgie.
They can have it btw. Pandering to the hordes to keep them sweet!
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The weirdo that is Joel Sked is the worst at veiled digs about Hibs in the EEN
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If only they gave Hibs the same we'd be lapping it up instead of leaving it on the shelf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
I don’t want the EEN printing pish day in day out about Hibs... not like that mob... spoon feeding Banderson and co ....look at us look what we are doing... we are the greatest... we’ve got the greatest stadium ever.... we’ve got a manger whose just like Pep and Klopp blah blah blah!!! Every single day!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
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Stendel speaking to the players in the dressing room.
“ gegenpressing', which translates as counter-pressing. It's sometimes misunderstood, however. Counter-pressing isn't to pressing what counter-attacking is to attacking. It's not necessarily countering a press, but pressing a counter."
Cue tumbleweed.
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Originally Posted by Carheenlea
Gegenpressing worked a treat at Barnsley this season
Watch hearts win against a piss poor saints side and the EEN go into overdrive about how good stendel is
I would just love it if Saints win today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
A really can’t see it. Even with Levein or McPhee in charge I think they’d piss it todayQuote:
Originally Posted by Cataplana
I would still love it if they did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
Aw absolutelyQuote:
Originally Posted by Cataplana
Stendel has literally the easiest start possible. If they don't win today then they'll be panicking a bit for what lies ahead. Fwiw I think they'll win by a few and he'll be the best thing since sliced bread
I am in the minority that think hearts won’t beat St J todayQuote:
Originally Posted by Cataplana
They don't deserve to, so I would just love it if Saints beat them.Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
All this talk of Geggenpress shows how deluded they are about the state of their basket case club.
I would really love it if Saints beat them today.
Bookies agree, you can get pretty close to evens on a home win. Might be worth a few quid and view it as a no-lose gamble, if you can bring yourself to bet on them!Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
No I’m in the same boat as youQuote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
It’s maybe a Banderson thing ie GingerpressingQuote:
Originally Posted by Col2
The EEN are fed that by them. I'm quite sure if Hibs were given the same access and a Hibs compliant reporter there would be a different tact/style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
It’s a fancy name for the way we played again not Celtic when Rodgers was there.Get in amongst their central defenders and rattle them.Easy stuff given fancy title.
Well aye this is it. It’s just a fancy name for pressing high up the park and winning the ball as ASAP when you lose it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ancient hibee
Agree will be a struggle. Saints are giving many more goals than normal however imo have a half decent squad and surprised they are doing so poorly. Could see a score draw.Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
lol too much info thereQuote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
We need to remember Hearts are dug ***** so no matter what kind of formation / press they play there is no guarantee of results. They are down the bottom of the league mid December for a reason.
McPhee couldn't get anything from that squad so why should Stendel?
Indeed they are but come on even the amount of ***** and drivel about everything is OTT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
Chat of Pep/Klopp with the mention of City and Liverpool. Desperate times mean desperate measures I suppose!
It’s not even the access I wouldn’t want Hibs to go down that desperate route.
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True, but it wouldn't have the same impact because we're not as gullible as the Hearts support.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
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Originally Posted by KeithTheHibby
IF they don’t win today they are in real trouble
Half their players are injured all the time, and thats playing hoof ball from Berra to Uche all the time, so I can’t wait until they all have to run an extra 10km each during a game!
Naismith will last 2 games instead of 4.
That EEN article is just laughable. A tactical insight for a support who are used to watching a football repeatedly travel 80 yards in the air...
This bit is especially good:
"The German coach has the players, and by all accounts they subscribe to his approach and his tactical set-up."
It works well when you have the calibre of players like Mane, Firminho and Salah. Not so sure the likes of Uche Ikpeazu and 50 year old Stevie Maclean will press as well...
I'm not sure it's a fancy name, just a German one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
New manager bounce will see them win today. Comfortably.
i think Stendel will do well for them but it’ll be next season before they reap the benefits. You can’t polish a turd. And that’s one hell of a turd their team is this year. Still cant believe we let them walk out of leith with a victory under their belts.
Lucky deflection. They must be due a bit bad luck. Maybe today?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
Fantastic pic of Stendel on the BBC Scotland Sport home page. If that’s not a drinkers nose, I don’t know what is.
Cant see old eggshell hamstrings Naismith and ikpeazmountain running around pressing like headless chickens for 90 mins.
That's probably why they're playing a 20 year old up topQuote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
Watching the game on IPTV and the camera zoomed in on Wright. The stand behind him looks about 50 years old, it's all rusting down the front.
Jealous hoboQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70
What a verminous comment to make....Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70
Both teams have been garbage that goalie for hearts has looked well dodgey
Shocking 1st half at Tynie. Crowd look bored ****less.
No new manager bounce there then
O'Halloran late winner.
Get in St J. Stendel must stay. Great start for Hearts at home against one of the worst teams in the league by a distance.
I cannot wait for our Boxing Day game against them. Gengenpress against Flo, Doidge, Allan and Boyle will be a disaster for Hearts.
Hearts are truly woeful. Pleasing.
Ha ha
1st away win for nearly a year for St Johnstone 😂 😂
Hearts down to 11th?
Staypressen - playing football which results in you staying at the bottom of the league.
Wouldnt it be neighbourly of us if we compiled a wee dossier of local pubs in places like Alloa and the likes for the jambos next season.
#respecttherivalry
Poundshop Klopp
Good chance they’ll be bottom by Wednesday night 👍🏻Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
hope we don't soften Celtic up too much for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by CentreLine
Couple of cans, big bag of Doritos and i’ll head over to Kickback later for an hour of priceless entertainment.
HaHaHaHaHahaHaHaHa, ma side are ****ing sair as ever **** the Hertz
@JKBMeltdown on twitter makes fun reading tonight
Played GD Points 10 St Johnstone 16 -19 15 11 Hearts 17 -12 12 12 Hamilton 18 -15 12
Superb!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dazzling Doidge
I would have to say that Hamilton and St Johnstone look the safest out of that 3Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
Preston on BBC.
"They should be competing for Europe. They're a million miles away"
"St Johnstone deserved to win"
And a few other plaintive utterings.
But he thinks if Hearts don't win soon they "could" go on a bad run. Could?
The level of delusion on Kickback this week was astounding. Anyone questioning the appointment was supposedly " jealous of the famous" and the media are all against Hearts as 'we are a threat to the OF'.
Regardless of their manager having a drink problem ( for his sake I hope.not) he hasn't managed a win in his last 11 games. That is bound to attract scrutiny and analysis. Losing (deservedly according to radio) to a team who haven't won away for a calendar year is a disastrous start. Long.may it continue.
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Stendel won't be there long...
Great start. Carrying on that good run of managerial form to 11 games without a win. Keep up the good work Danny Boy and we will be buying you drinks down the pub.
He'll be getting pished tonight
They're in a proper dogfight now.
Listening to him right now. Already giving a Hecky interview. "We need more help from the crowd". Not appreciating the 'sardonic' Scottish humour?Quote:
Originally Posted by Coco Bryce
Already just hoping the injured players are better quality than those who played.