To me it sounds smug, cozy and suck-up-their-rsay.
Barffsville :sick:
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People who ask a simple question on forums when it would be as easy, or easier to look up the answer themselves.
For example, does anyone know when the ticket office opens? or Does anyone know if (enter name here) bar lets kids in before the match?
Simply look it up or phone for the information. And please don't ask for the phone number on a forum, it is lazy.
People who write about themselves in 3rd person.
Absolutely guaranteed to have an hourly Sherman tank over themselves.
People who pronounce Aek by spelling it out.
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SJM being anywhere other than at Hibs
People (mostly kids/young adults) who speak like Ali G. WTF is that all about? Just heard a KFC advert on the radio and it sounds ridiculous. That's just not a natural accent, they must have to work hard to nail it :confused:
When people post **** like: “Great picture of SDG on Twitter!” then proceed to post neither the picture nor a link to it. Is it really that difficult?
People who get off a bus in front of me and just stop. Where do they think im gonna go?
Living abroad and having to say yes instead of aye, a part of my soul dies each time.
"London Underground has been known as the Tube since 1890 due to the shape of the tunnels."
You're right, of course, lazy people with no respect for history or language do now refer to the coaches they sit or stand in as the tube. Apparently 'tube' is more convenient than saying 'underground rolling stock'.
'Shuttle' is a fairly commutingy sort of word, don't you think? :wink:
When bags of liquorice allsorts are missing some varieties.
People getting humpty over other posters pet peeves.
Backtracking a bit, here is a handy guide:-
http://www.aek.com/faq/faqen/faqen.htm#stands
It is an acronym, but produced ah-ek. Like you say, probably a colloquialism. But the "A..E..K" is no more used in common speech or the media AFAIA than WBA or ICT.
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Vegetarians who want to eat “pretend”meat products.
Online form filling for insurance quotes etc. Spending ages filling in details for the form to keep rejecting things you know you have filled out correctly i.e. occupation. Then when it finally accepts it and you try to proceed to the next page you get a Sorry there seems to be a problem with network at the moment please try again later. :brickwall:brickwall:brickwall
Folk who can't leave football at the door at an event that has nothing to do with football.
I've had tickets to see James 3 times and missed them each time so yesterday I went to Party at the Palace to see them. The place was crawling with folk in Hearts tops. Who wears a football top to a music event? Even allowing for them having a game yesterday and people maybe travelling straight from there is taking a change of top or not wearing a strip for one game that hard?
The tops are bad enough but I got stuck behind a guy; late 50s, cheap fake leather jacket, maroon jumper with Hearts crest on it and ill fitting jeans. He screamed Hearts. Anyway Level by Avicii came on, which I think they kind of adopted in 2012, and he was like a bairn at Christmas. 'Stevie, Stevie **** the Hibs eh', 5-1 fingers in the air and flicking his head towards them as though anyone could miss him 'Stevie, look Stevie. Stevie, Stevie 5-1'. Tbf 'Stevie' looked quite embarrassed by the cretin and gave him the kind of smile you would give a younger sibling who was sent out with you by your parents when you are a teenager.
It wasn't just Hearts fans either. Small groups trying to start Hibs, Rangers and Celtic songs too, that tended to be at the station or walking up the road afterwards though. I love football banter but there's a time and place. Is it really so hard to enjoy a day of music, a few beer and have a laugh without announcing to the world you support a football team.
I was there too but never noticed all the football tops apart from one guy in a Liverpool top, I was maybe standing at a better bit!
Pet peeve would be that self indulgent set list from James last night. I can get a lack of crowd pleasers at a James gig but that was a festival where the majority were crying out for the hits. Was really disappointed with them.
I didn't mind it too much as I really like the new album and some of their more 'obscure' stuff but I know what you are saying. A festival crowd expects the hits, you saw the reaction when they played Laid, and it never really came.
I thought Cast were the pick of the bunch yesterday. Couple of new songs, few that most knew and a solid 55 minutes or so.
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Agree with that, Cast were really good, they were probably the band I was looking forward to the most. Shocked you didn’t mention mel c’s ‘dj’ set though 😂
About to set off now for day 2 in the rain, so there’s abother peeve, rain at festivals!! Peter hook is the one I’m looking forward to the most today.
I find vegetarian haggis is better than meat haggis.
My son doesn't eat meat but he loves a lasagne and I use soy mince or Quorn mince. It's less oily than meat mince and you can bump up the flavour with herbs and spices.
Similarly vegetarian Cumberland sausages are very good and actually have a decent flavour.
We don't really use any other 'like meat' products, but veggie mince and sausages lend themselves to a number of dishes, especially the kind of comfort food that kids like.
On a different note, I made lasagne for a friend who is coeliac. Used gram flour for the bechamel, to make the cheese sauce and it worked better then plain flour and the taste was fine.
Yeah they told me the same on twitter when they picked up on my tweet moaning about them last night. We have made up now but and are going to call our first born Jim 😄.
Peter hook was unreal today but Texas were different class, sharleen spiteri is a very funny lady!
Censorship of any kind.
Alleged homeless people that sit and beg, especially those that sit next to ATM's. There was one outside the Co-op on ER before the Motherwell game was asking for £20 off people for a bed for the night. When a woman went to the ATM he upped it to £70. Aye, like thats ever going to happen. *****in chancer!
The one that had descended into puns about periods? It wasn't me who closed it but I'd argue it was a sound decision.
There was an 8 page thread about cliques a while back that had some good points raised. Maybe that would be a better option to make a point about a related topic on?
We're thinking of the same thread.
It was closed because a serious issue, or as serious an issue as a thread about an internet forum can be, just got a bit silly.
Of the 21 posts there was my OP, 6 jokes about Zitelli/the telly, 8 posts about periods, a couple of decent suggestions and 4 posts abou a clique. That was about it.
I'd be happy to debate if there is or isn't a clique on here (I don't believe there's a clique as such but we have been running so long there are undoubtedly groups who know each other abd little in jokes amongst such groups). As I said there was a long running thread about that very topic a couple of months ago.
That thread wasn't closed as an act of censorship and it's something I'll admit to getting nippy about. It's been an accusation thrown at us for years, with little foundation, that we are puppets of the Hibs board who manipulate the forum to present a prescribed picture.
The company I work for is trying to push the big wigs in media as "thought leaders".
If that wasn't enough a friend on Instagram made reference to "travel influencers".
Anyone described as that, or worse describes themselves as that, is a grade A C U Next ..
Even if we decided that they do have a roof over their heads at night, the fact they choose to sit outside on the concrete begging for loose change makes me think they're in dire need for it - food, clothes, electricity - and don't have any better means to obtain money.
Or have I missed your point?
A lot of them are at it in the sense they have homes and take to the streets to beg as it can be very lucrative, they do it in shifts some of them and during the festival the tourists are duped into giving them any loose change. Some have nice haircuts, a fresh shave and decent gear on.
People who have no sense of compassion or empathy, and who can't see past what they think is their own entitlement.
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Searching for a hotel on Booking.com and you have to manually select the option to not see hotels that are fully booked and therefore not available.
Not knowing when to show empathy or compassion due to the massive amount of con artists in our midst. It really has got that bad that I am beginning to doubt every plea for help or donation.
People whose default setting, without any concrete evidence to prove it is merited, towards any other member of the human race is one of cynicism and mistrust :greengrin
Oh, and also when you go to a supermarket and all of the soft fruit, peaches, nectarines and apricots, are as hard as baseballs :grr:
Hooray Henry accent
People that are "meh" towards things.
I know it’s the fashion just now, but shirts with the top button done with no tie on really nips my head.
tie = top button done
no tie = top button undone
It's probably been brought up already, but the constant puns on this messageboard are really starting to bore me, I can't be the only person who immediately stops reading a thread that I found interesting the second someone makes a pun.
No doubt someone will now make a pun about this. Hilarious. :rolleyes:
This trend of kids invading the pitch at a game to get a hug or selfie from their favourite players, where are the parents and are they being punished? I hope so.
The main board after we get beat. It's full of imposters with uber Hibs usernames like "Hibee 70 63 girfuy yam *******" spouting negative divisive pish about individual players.
Take a look at the other boards and you'll see most of the posters have normal usernames relating to their name, location, job or another non hibs related characteristic. Why is it all the negative posters have uberhibs handles?
Things that ruin my enjoyment of foods. Popcorn kernels, fish bones, tough bits of gristle in an otherwise nice steak, passionfruit pips. Why?! (I know, first world problems!)
People who talk in question marks? It's the language of the New Millennium? Y'know?
Trousers that are too short. They look absolutely ridiculous.
The price of breakfast at hotels.
16 quid for a couple of croissants and a coffee? Nae bother son..
Not predictive texting as such, but folk who don't bother a f*** about checking their post or editing it after they have posted, to ensure they said what they meant to say.
This is how civliizations end :greengrin
That guy on sky news doing the swimming. I know he's doing it for a great cause but he's really starting to grind my gears.
Posters on forums who copy and paste the same things over and over and never answer reasonable questions
Posters on forums who copy and paste the same things over and over and never answer reasonable questions
Posters on forums who copy and paste the same things over and over and never answer reasonable questions
Posters on forums who copy and paste the same things over and over and never answer reasonable questions :greengrin
I think its a Labour of love! :-)
This baby shark nonsense. My bairn sung it 4 years ago in nursery, but I have no idea where this walking alongside a car singing it came from, but its ridiculous and really pisses me off!!
Although the song is an annoying ear worm, its the videos I keep seeing on FB of adults doing the dance next to a car door that is my peeve and I dont understand how, why or where it started.
p.s be prepared for many many more youtube songs being on repeat, Johnny Johnny yes papa, 5 little monkeys jumping on a bed to name a few. Good luck wi that :wink:
I presume it's a piss take of all the girls who are doing that dance by the side of a moving car to that song in the charts just now (is it some boy called Drake i think? I may have the wrong song/singer though)
I love that Daddy Shark tune, disgusted it's found its way onto this thread, admins, can we delete that post please? :greengrin