Indeed - if you were driving from Malta to Greece
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Denmark! FFS!
Ooft.
I think this is self-deprecating (it's called Cliche Love Song after all), but you can never be sure.
Diet - Bruno mars
I'm choosing to believe that this is a deliberate piss-take, and therefore enjoying it.
Textbook key change.
This mob obviously don't want to host it next year!
I really struggle to like the Dutch (Dennis Bergkamp aside), and I don't know why.
Change my mind, guys.
I like the Bobby-Gillespie-in-the-Mary-Chain-style can't-be-arsed drumming.
I actually quite like this...it runs Hungary close...
...oops, and then a **** guitar solo spoils it.
Either the San Marino lassie is a strange shape or she's got a really crap outfitter.
This girl from San Marino has bleedin' lip-gloss on her teeth.
Either that or she's got a contract with Colgate.
San Marino have brought in a German ringer to play the piano - fair enough when you have the population of a small town.
The guy has apparently written a Eurovision winner in the past. Nothing to add to the mantlepiece this year, mind.
That was pants!
Peeve, since you're out of the country, I assume you'll be hammering the phone for the UK?
What's she got stuck on her forehead? Is it something to do with wifi?
The drummer was going for it at least.
After some of the crap that's been on, this is quite good
First time I've heard this. Good eurovision stuff.
Racist Alert - I do believe that only France and the UK have used coloured (black) artists.
26 countries - 2 black performers.
For me it's the twins + butter churn on video to the Icelandic soundtrack. A winning combination!
While they're gabbing, some favourites of yesteryear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgtRSseC-_4
Belarus flicking the Vs there, going for the badboy vote.
Appalled that this Lativian masterpiece was eliminated in the semis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0D1Ya3NBQs
Couldn't believe it when Sebastian Tellier rolled on stage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZWBpSsNszY