The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by Since452

They are a bunch of loose cannons just now. Letting the bus tyres down, stealing drums and Chinese burns. Frightening stuff.

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They'll be taking over from the seagulls nicking ice creams off kids and pensioners down porty.

We're entering another period of jambo world dominance, like when Vlad was rinsing them.

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Originally Posted by Since452

They are a bunch of loose cannons just now. Letting the bus tyres down, stealing drums and Chinese burns. Frightening stuff.

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It's the Tap-Door-Run that's getting to me. Nervous wreck.

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Originally Posted by Kato

It's the Tap-Door-Run that's getting to me. Nervous wreck.

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I'm not sure our very large dog will be able to handle it.

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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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I think they're really serious about flexing their considerable muscle here so watch out for Chinese burns and the return of the phantom flan flinger in a maroon cape.

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This Is ***** Waiting After September.

... followed up by a rendition of "Saturday, Saturday.... is shopping/carwash/boycott....day".

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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Oooh, scary!

The (stringbacked) gloves are really off now!

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Budgie from the AGM in December.

When asked if the club had any contingencies in place in the event of relegation, Budge replied: “No we don’t.”
“If we get get another two or three months down the line and things are not going better, then you can be sure we’ll make contingency plans but, right now, I am optimistic that, given where we are in the season, there is plenty of time to turn this around”

Better get working on the contingency plan pronto 😂

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Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod

This Is ***** Waiting After September.

... followed up by a rendition of "Saturday, Saturday.... is shopping/carwash/boycott....day".

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What are Chris Tarrant and Sally James up to nowadays? Or Bob Carolgees and Spit the dog? The football at ER was sh*t in the early 80s but Saturday morning TV was decent.

Hearts v Dundee on opening day: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53581338

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Originally Posted by mal

Hearts v Dundee on opening day: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53581338

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🤣🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by Kojock

Budgie from the AGM in December.

When asked if the club had any contingencies in place in the event of relegation, Budge replied: “No we don’t.”
“If we get get another two or three months down the line and things are not going better, then you can be sure we’ll make contingency plans but, right now, I am optimistic that, given where we are in the season, there is plenty of time to turn this around”

Better get working on the contingency plan pronto 😂

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She was right, there was plenty of time. They just didn’t have the players or manager to do it.

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Originally Posted by mal

Hearts v Dundee on opening day: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53581338

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That will be tasty!

Looks like they only got 13 home games too :greengrin

Edit - Actually its 14, nevermind.

Should be lots of opportunities to monitor how the boycott is going: "BBC Scotland will broadcast 20 matches across the campaign on Friday evenings."

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Originally Posted by bernz

Looks like they only got 13 home games too :greengrin

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13 home games in a 27 game season. They won't boycott away games especially if they are winning. It just won't happen

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Originally Posted by bernz

Looks like they only got 13 home games too :greengrin

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Big tactical error from the SPFL there – an extra away game means an extra withdrawal of the maroon pound and one step closer to tearing down the Scottish football establishment.

I've got visions of an overweight 50 year old man, seething with rage, ripping the drum from some 16 year old Alloa fan and running away while his mate start up the Volvo

Last fixtures of the season are all 1905 on a Friday night, presumably one of them live on BBC Scotland. Hearts away to Raith, potentially dancing.

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Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish

Big tactical error from the SPFL there – an extra away game means an extra withdrawal of the maroon pound and one step closer to tearing down the Scottish football establishment.

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I think they got 14 home games.

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

13 home games in a 27 game season. They won't boycott away games especially if they are winning. It just won't happen

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Think they get 14 home 13 away. 2 home v both Dundee & Inverness. Doncaster doing them favours - must have been the compensation agreement

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Originally Posted by MacGruber

Think they get 14 home 13 away. 2 home v both Dundee & Inverness. Doncaster doing them favours - must have been the compensation agreement

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BBC fixtures only showing 13 at home...unless I'm miscounting

Edit - You're right it is 14

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Originally Posted by bernz

BBC fixtures only showing 13 at home...unless I'm miscounting

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I thought 13 as well. DR's list might be easier to read: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...02021-22436158

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Championship fixtures in full
October


17/10/20 - Ayr vs Queen of the South




17/10/20 - Dunfermline vs Inverness CT


17/10/20 - Hearts vs Dundee


17/10/20 - Morton vs Alloa


17/10/20 - Raith vs Arbroath


24/10/20 - Alloa vs Dunfermline


24/10/20 - Arbroath vs Hearts


24/10/20 - Dundee vs Morton


24/10/20 - Inverness CT vs Ayr


24/10/20 - Queen of the South vs Raith Rovers


31/10/20 - Dundee vs Raith


31/10/20 - Dunfermline vs Queen of the South


31/10/20 - Hearts vs Alloa


31/10/20 - Inverness CT vs Arbroath


31/10/20 - Morton vs Ayr


November


7/11/20 - Alloa vs Dundee


7/11/20 - Arbroath vs Queen of the South


7/11/20 - Ayr vs Dunfermline


7/11/20 - Hearts vs Inverness CT


7/11/20 - Raith Rovers vs Morton


21/11/20 - Arbroath vs Morton


21/11/20 - Ayr vs Dundee


21/11/20 - Dunfermline vs Hearts


21/11/20 - Inverness vs Raith


21/11/20 - Queen of the South vs Alloa


December


5/12/20 - Alloa vs Ayr


5/12/20 - Dundee vs Arbroath


5/12/20 - Morton vs Hearts


5/12/20 - Queen of the South vs Inverness CT


5/12/20 - Raith Rovers vs Dunfermline


12/12/20 - Arbroath vs Alloa


12/12/20 - Ayr vs Raith


12/12/20 - Dunfermline vs Morton


12/12/20 - Hearts vs Queen of the South


12/12/20 - Inverness CT vs Dundee


19/12/20 - Alloa vs Inverness CT


19/12/20 - Arbroath vs Ayr


19/12/20 - Dundee vs Dunfermline


19/12/20 - Morton vs Queen of the South


19/12/20 - Raith vs Hearts


26/12/20 - Alloa vs Raith


26/12/20 - Dunfermline vs Arbroath


26/12/20 - Hearts vs Ayr


26/12/20 - Morton vs Inverness CT


26/12/20 - Queen of the South vs Dundee


29/12/20 - Ayr vs Morton


29/12/20 - Dundee vs Alloa


29/12/20 - Hearts vs Arbroath


29/12/20 - Inverness CT vs Dunfermline


29/12/20 - Raith Rovers vs Queen of the South




2/1/21 - Alloa vs Morton


2/1/21 - Arbroath vs Inverness CT


2/1/21 - Dundee vs Hearts


2/1/21 - Dunfermline vs Raith


2/1/21 - Queen of the South vs Ayr


9/1/21 - Ayr vs Alloa


9/1/21 - Hearts vs Dunfermline


9/1/21 - Inverness CT vs Queen of the South


9/1/21 - Morton vs Arbroath


9/1/21 - Raith vs Dundee


16/1/21 - Alloa vs Hearts


16/1/21 - Dundee vs Ayr


16/1/21 - Morton vs Dunfermline


16/1/21 - Queen of the South vs Arbroath


16/1/21 - Raith vs Inverness CT


23/1/21 - Arbroath vs Dundee


23/1/21 - Dunfermline vs Ayr


23/1/21 - Hearts vs Raith


23/1/21 - Inverness CT vs Alloa


23/1/21 - Queen of the South vs Morton


February


6/2/21 - Alloa vs Queen of the South


6/2/21 - Arbroath vs Dunfermline


6/2/21 - Ayr vs Hearts


6/2/21 - Dundee vs Inverness CT


6/2/21 - Morton vs Raith Rovers


13/2/21 - Alloa vs Arbroath


13/2/21 - Dunfermline vs Dnudee


13/2/21 - Inverness CT vs Morton


13/2/21 - Queen of the South vs Hearts


13/2/21 - Raith vs Ayr


20/2/21 - Arbroath vs Raith


20/2/21 - Ayr vs Inverness CT


20/2/21 - Dundee vs Queen of the South


20/2/21 - Dunfermline vs Alloa


20/2/21 - Hearts vs Morton


27/2/21 - Ayr vs Arbroath


27/2/21 - Inverness CT vs Hearts


27/2/21 - Morton vs Dundee


27/2/21 - Queen of the South vs Dunfermline


27/2/21 - Raith vs Alloa

March
6/3/21 - Alloa vs Inverness CT
6/3/21 - Arbroath vs Queen of the South
6/3/21 - Hearts vs Dundee
6/3/21 - Morton vs Ayr
6/3/21 - Raith Rovers vs Dunfermline
13/3/21 - Dundee vs Arbroath
13/3/21 - Dunfermline vs Morton
13/3/21 - Hearts vs Ayr
13/3/21 - Inverness CT vs Raith
13/3/21 - Queen of the South vs Alloa
20/3/21 - Alloa vs Dundee
20/3/21 - Arbroath vs Hearts
20/3/21 - Ayr vs Raith
20/3/21 - Dunfermline vs Inverness CT
20/3/21 - Morton vs Queen of the South
27/3/21 - Alloa vs Ayr
27/3/21 - Dundee vs Dunfermline
27/3/21 - Hearts vs Queen of the South
27/3/21 - Inverness vs Arbroath
27/3/21 - Raith vs Morton
April
3/4/21 - Arbroath vs Alloa
3/4/21 - Ayr vs Dundee
3/4/21 - Dunfermline vs Hearts
3/4/21 - Morton vs Inverness CT
3/4/21 - Queen of the South vs Raith Rovers
10/4/21 - Ayr vs Dunfermline
10/4/21 - Dundee vs Morton
10/4/21 - Hearts vs Alloa
10/4/21 - Queen of the South vs Inverness VT
10/4/21 - Raith vs Arbroath
17/4/21 - Alloa vs Raith
17/4/21 - Arbroath vs Ayr
17/4/21 - Dunfermline vs Queen of the South
17/4/21 - Inverness CT vs Dundee
17/4/21 - Morton vs Hearts
24/4/21 - Ayr vs Queen of the South
24/4/21 - Dundee vs Raith Rovers
24/4/21 - Dunfermline vs Arbroath
24/4/21 - Hearts vs Inverness CT
24/4/21 - Morton vs Alloa
30/4/21 - Alloa vs Dunfermline
30/4/21 - Arbroath vs Morton
30/4/21 - Inverness CT vs Ayr
30/4/21 - Queen of the South vs Dundee
30/4/21 - Raith vs Hearts

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Originally Posted by underscore

I think they got 14 home games.

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Oh thank god. Scottish football receives a stay of execution.

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Originally Posted by mal

I thought 13 as well. DR's list might be easier to read: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...02021-22436158

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I counted numerous times on the bbc and got 13, but having checked the spfl website it is 14.

Does seem to be a very cushty set of fixtures for them. Typical.

Not like away fixtures will be easy for them, mass fan boycotts won’t get behind the team

14 home games with 2 at home against the three teams who were in play off positions last year. Difficult to get a better set of fixtures and should give them a huge advantage next season.

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Originally Posted by wookie70

14 home games with 2 at home against the three teams who were in play off positions last year. Difficult to get a better set of fixtures and should give them a huge advantage next season.

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Just as well Tynecastle has been a fortress for them recently then :greengrin

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

13 home games in a 27 game season. They won't boycott away games especially if they are winning. It just won't happen

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Yeah but now when they take their usual few hundred fans around the country they can say it’s cause of the boycott and not just down to them having a crappy away support.

They seem to think that the championship clubs won’t be able to cope without the ‘maroon pound’. I bet they’ll do just fine.

3 of the 1st 4 fixtures at home with the maroon derby at Arbroath in between. Everything set up for them to get off to a flyer!

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Originally Posted by Barney McGrew

Just as well Tynecastle has been a fortress for them recently then :greengrin

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Fortress or not, I’ve seen an post from one of them promising it will
be a sh! t hole.... sorry, hell hole for visitors soon.

Dundee Tweet is superb

We will kick off the 2020/21 Scottish Championship season with a trip to Tynecastle to face relegated Heart of Midlothian #thedee https://t.co/lsVu1cnq0B