The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by Since452

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"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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Best post ever absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" ������

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Would be fewer home fans left than away fans.

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Sounds like rhyming slang to me[emoji6]

They'll be snapping pencils and upturning dominoes in the club snug next.

The jambos are rousing, but not after 7pm on weekdays or when the Antiques Roadshow is on.

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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And I want their first home game to be against Alloa Athletic. They can then welcome Alloa chairman, Mike Mulraney into this cesspit of angry little men. As Acting SFA Chairman, he will no doubt welcome this, erm….welcome as he ponders the action to be taken against them.

Who'll be fersing it then.....

I saw one pathetic junky Jambo walk down Shandwick Place over lunch time today.

Staggering around, screaming: "Hullo, Hullo we are the Gorgie Boys. Hullo, Hullo you'll hear us by our noise. We're up to our knees in F****n B***d surrender or you'll d**, for we are the Gorgie Boys".

Was screaming it at old women on the other side of the street who looked visibly scared by him. They really are pathetic and this entire episode has really shown their support up in its true colours.

I think letting down the tyres of the opposition team bus will be the tipping point which will have us lying awake at night weeping and cursing our folly by not backing the mighty Hearts and their campaign against this miscarriage of justice :worried:

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Originally Posted by Carheenlea

I think letting down the tyres of the opposition team bus will be the tipping point which will have us lying awake at night weeping and cursing our folly by not backing the mighty Hearts and their campaign against this miscarriage of justice :worried:

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Won't be our bus, anyway.

Well go help any country that goes to war with the uk
after the sacrifice that their players made in ww1
all we have to do is unleash their 400,000 very very angry fans and they will defeat anyone that dare attack us

it would be over in 10 minutes

as long as it is not the last 10 minutes as we all know how the last 10 minutes ended up a
the last time at tynecastle

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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I want him for Christmas.

I may have missed it but, during all the tantrums, court appearances and arbitration have Hearts ever admitted that they were pretty rubbish last season? That the succession of poor managers, average players and poor management decisions led to them being bottom of the league, without a chair, when the music stopped? Because if they haven’t then they truly are over arrogant and delusional. I suppose they have made one correct decision by appointing Neilson, mainly because he knows the Championship, but it really is too little, too late. The horse has certainly bolted, in fact he has a fake ID and is living it up on the Costa Brava.


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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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I may never leave my house ever again.

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Originally Posted by Victor

I may have missed it but, during all the tantrums, court appearances and arbitration have Hearts ever admitted that they were pretty rubbish last season? That the succession of poor managers, average players and poor management decisions led to them being bottom of the league, without a chair, when the music stopped? Because if they haven’t then they truly are over arrogant and delusional. I suppose they have made one correct decision by appointing Neilson, mainly because he knows the Championship, but it really is too little, too late. The horse has certainly bolted, in fact he has a fake ID and is living it up on the Costa Brava.


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I don't think they've noticed - look at Budge's statement: she makes reference to looking forward to "another successful season"...whit??!!

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Originally Posted by Hillsidehibby

I may never leave my house ever again.

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If you do watch out for ballboys taking the piss. Scary.

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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Insert weird Christian Bale smug face here.

Do they not realise that rants like these are shared and make everything all the sweeter?!

Lovely stuff.

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Originally Posted by Victor

I may have missed it but, during all the tantrums, court appearances and arbitration have Hearts ever admitted that they were pretty rubbish last season? That the succession of poor managers, average players and poor management decisions led to them being bottom of the league, without a chair, when the music stopped? Because if they haven’t then they truly are over arrogant and delusional. I suppose they have made one correct decision by appointing Neilson, mainly because he knows the Championship, but it really is too little, too late. The horse has certainly bolted, in fact he has a fake ID and is living it up on the Costa Brava.


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Budge said in an interview that they'd got off to a bad start and they hadn't quite got themselves out of trouble yet.

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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I've been more intimidated by opening a packet of Quavers.

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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more delusion. Do they really think visiting teams or fans are gonna be **** scared of going to that dump? I’d probably feel more intimidated watching snooker at the crucible

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Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia

more delusion. Do they really think visiting teams or fans are gonna be **** scared of going to that dump? I’d probably feel more intimidated watching snooker at the crucible

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It's amazing how they think they're going to get a poisonous atmosphere that will bother the 23 Alloa fans that make the trip to Tiny.

[QUOTE=Victor;6248571] The horse has certainly bolted, in fact he has a fake ID and is living it up on the Costa Brava.



He'll need to spend 14 days quarantined in a Gorgie stable when he comes home from there.

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Originally Posted by Since452

From Oneleagueback...


"I don't post much on here and couldn't comment last night as was a tad angry. I've calmed down now though.

I don't want Tynecastle voted as the best away day ever again by the fans. I want it to be hostile. I want opposition fans fesring for their lives. I want the away teams to be given the absolute minimum tickets. I want the young team sited in the Roseburn. I don't want fans separated by tarpaulin, i want an 8 foot fence. I want every away fan coming to Tynecastle to feel the absolute wrath of every jambo inside. I want **** raining down on them for 90 mins. I want them scared. I want them to never want to return. I want to burn their flags, steal their drums. I want to let down their team buses tyres, i want their bus to leave a little airier than it arrived. I want oppostiton fans greeted at the train stations. I want our stewards to be absolute pricks and remove any and every one of the ****my supporters who think they can come to our home and laugh. I want ballboys taking the absolute piss. I want lothian and borders police to arrest every ****er singing sectarian songs, or eject them from the ground. I want our boardroom to be like a bear pit when chairmen of "those" clubs come to town. Indeed i want these chairmen put in hospitality with livid jambos and we will have our say. Instead of half time draws, or little kids playin football, i want burning effigies of spfl chairmen, club chairmen, i want hearts songs blaring over the tannoy. I want rage, i want hell, i want justice".

Talk about a temper tantrum. "Steal their drums" 😂😂😂

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I really think this is one of Budge's better statements.

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Originally Posted by PatHead

I really think this is one of Budge's better statements.

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:not worth:thumbsup:

I see they have joined in the Government scheme and are opening Thier award winning restraunt mon to wed for discounted meals fir fans to come in and support the Club
Wonder what scam they are up to
Are we doing the same ?


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I'm petrified they might decide to start playing chap door run. Waiting till I open the door then shouting "na na na na na" at me, giving me the 5-1 (on one hand) and running away.

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Originally Posted by Victor

The horse has certainly bolted, in fact he has a fake ID and is living it up on the Costa Brava.



He'll need to spend 14 days quarantined in a Gorgie stable when he comes home from there.

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Stable is not a word I would use to describe those down Gorgie way, there are a lot of long faces, you only have to look at the way the wierd group think mentality has taken hold, they are all falling over themselves to agree with the Oneleagueback post, to them being awkward towards the 17 visiting Arbroath fans will be more interesting than what happens on the park.

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Originally Posted by Ronniekirk

I see they have joined in the Government scheme and are opening Thier award winning restraunt mon to wed for discounted meals fir fans to come in and support the Club
Wonder what scam they are up to
Are we doing the same ?


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I hear they have invented the waffle.

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Originally Posted by Ronniekirk

I see they have joined in the Government scheme and are opening Thier award winning restraunt mon to wed for discounted meals fir fans to come in and support the Club
Wonder what scam they are up to
Are we doing the same ?


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Think the schoolview restaurant has been open for lunches for a couple of weeks.

3 courses for £30 and a free parking spot for the Rover

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Originally Posted by dchibs

I hear they have invented the waffle.

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The Waffle - could be a new one for the Yamasaurus

The Waffle (1) - an Ann Budge statement, summarised

The Waffle (2) - the staple diet of Saughton Jambo (when quoting Leslie Deans)

The Waffle (3) - potato based product, served in Castleview Restaurants that overlook no castles

Guess they’ll stop serving chips to away fans.I f they ever did?

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Originally Posted by Since452

I'm petrified they might decide to start playing chap door run. Waiting till I open the door then shouting "na na na na na" at me, giving me the 5-1 (on one hand) and running away.

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I think they're really serious about flexing their considerable muscle here so watch out for Chinese burns and the return of the phantom flan flinger in a maroon cape.

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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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I think they're really serious about flexing their considerable muscle here so watch out for Chinese burns and the return of the phantom flan flinger in a maroon cape.

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They are a bunch of loose cannons just now. Letting the bus tyres down, stealing drums and Chinese burns. Frightening stuff.