Bbc Scotland will probably want Hearts down too. So they can star in Friday night championship football for a few years.
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Bbc Scotland will probably want Hearts down too. So they can star in Friday night championship football for a few years.
Just like them calling St Johnstone chests fir admitting to spending too much!Quote:
Originally Posted by 04Sauzee
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Originally Posted by KingPat4
If your neighbours - who'd lied, cheated and swindled for 30+ years, whilst all the time, had looked down on you and everyone else as if you were something they'd just trodden on - ended-up being forced to go straight which resulted in them getting their house repossessed wouldn't you be just a tad happy ??
Do you work with folk with special needs ??Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Unfortunately cash is king. Two home games against them 7000 tickets sold at an average of £20 per ticket generates £140,000. Add in TV money sold out hospitality etc we are probably talking in excess of £200,000. Can we afford to lose that amount ?? We’ve got a big screen to pay for 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby Kay-Yay
Would his name be Rolland by any chance?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Increased chance of winning more prize money next season and also increased chance of Euro qualification. Also a relegation could hurt Hearts financially for years which would help Hibs for years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
Abso-*******-lutely I want them to go down.
I've just worked out that Aldo is a zookeeper and works full time in the penguin house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
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No!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
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Now that is out of order btw......... and totally insulating and patronising towards penguins! [emoji3]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
The guy just doesn’t get that his team are utter dug ***** and their stadium is a mess and everything about them is just well ****ED
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With all the money that has been poured into that club, either by legal or illegal means, it is incredible that so many millions have been pissed up against the wall.
And yet they will tell you it was worth it!
And now, with fans digging deep and anonymous benefactor's, not to mention Budge's expertise, they can't even complete a new stand properly, never mind the **** state of the team!
Thing is, nobody outside of our fine city really cares.
You just couldn't make it up.
Nope it’s Kev the Jambo.... he hates it and wants to be called Kevin but since he’s said that I call him Kev the Jambo.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby
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So you're trying to convince me he is smarter and more independent thinking than a penguin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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You should ask someone to Photoshop a hearts shirt into him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Now I didn’t say that!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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Might try it myself. He won’t like it but it’ll be very funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
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That's an interesting insult, tbf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
It might only be one home game against them next season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
I’d be happy to miss out on three or four derbies at the expense of these scheisters being relegated. Bring it on.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingPat4
Yes. Want them to be the club that spent £30m, got relegated, and recorded it all for a BBC show. Oh the banter.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingPat4
I’m praying that we get to see Craig Levein showing Daniel Stendel around Riccarton on his first day.Quote:
Originally Posted by cocteautwin
Even better if we get to see Desperate Dan showing Levein round after Budge finally sacks him / makes him another part time director and brings back her favourite football expert to save their season[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by Lendo
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Nothing worse than someone who wants to be called Kevin getting called kev. Drives me mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
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You ok Kev?Quote:
Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
Did he finish off with 22 in a row and 5-1?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Next time you see him please tell him Hearts fans are the last people who should be listened to when it comes to judging who is and who isn't a dodgy owner.
You could also ask why is it that as soon as the £2.5m was repaid, did FOH and Budge bring about changes making it easier to do a u-turn on the 5 year fan ownership plan, which was the concept that got them ploughing their money into the club and for what in return? Relegation? :faf:
By making those changes does he think it appears Budge maybe wants to sell up, which at the moment is to someone unknown and therefore probably more likely to do exactly what he is saying Ron is doing?
You could ask him, when the club does get sold how much of his money does he get back? Is it £1.50 for every £1 put in, will he double his money or more? Or will he get fe*k all as it was all donations to make the club a nice sellable asset? Of course he'd have known from the outset that would be the outcome so was happy to contribute?
If it is the last option, maybe ask him how the money from the sale will get divvied up? Does some go to Budge and the rest go to FOH to spend on the next Uche, Vanecek and Malaury Martin and generally to protect the value of the new owner's asset?
If he doesn't know the answers just say "What! No wonder you're clueless about Ron Gordon, you don't even know what's going on at your own club and you base all your judgements on no information and guesswork. Ah well, hope you didn't donate too much."
Disclaimer: The above are intended as questions and not as statements of facts.
We have discussed some of the points above a few times but the rattle gets thrown quite easily and on occasion (usually every other day) I get the 1-5 blankie. He is totally blinkered when it comes to them and believes pretty much everything that Budge spouts in her statements.Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
You honestly couldn’t make it up and he just doesn’t want to hear anything other than praise for everything they are doing.
I’m actually laughing now at his response tomorrow and I haven’t even started chatting!
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Originally Posted by cocteautwin
It should certainly make them more Famous.
A Big, Magnificent laughing stock.
Surely somebody from Dundee United would turn up to help with the shortfall. If they are bringing nobody then you might have a point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
Like this? :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
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Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
KEV KEV KEV KEV KEV KEV:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greeng rin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greeng rin
I get called both but I don't really see the problem to be honest.Quote:
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Mind you it could be because my name's Dave[emoji6]
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
but it's really Rodney
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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Ouch. Wouldn't fancy that much, myself.
Which orifice, just out of interest?
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Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
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All?Quote:
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Good shout! It would keep him quiet, if nothing else.... :jamboclowQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
If a Christophe Berra header sent them down in a play off with McPake running on to the pitch at Tynecastle to celebrate I'd make the documentary Pay Per View.
He's on loan so probably won't be eligible. We'll just have to be satisfied with the damage his owns goals have done this season.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudSquall
After a quick skim of Wiki, Jordan Forster would be the most suitable replacement for the relegation goal :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
He’s due one after the one that would’ve relegated them (and saved us?) was wrongly chopped off for offside.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudSquall
Ideally he’ll be offside this time and the linesman misses it.
Dinnae think your in their clique so ye’ll likely get ignored, but I agree wi ye!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
If it happens I'll be sitting in front of my telly one hand in the air twirling my green and white scarf, one hand necking my eighth can and my wife looking at me like I was a mental case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lendo
If Dundee beat them in a playoff I'd want the "we hate Dundee" line in our song removed. Should have been removed after 86 to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudSquall
I second that, gave me one of the most memorable weekends in fitba.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
My preference is keatings and wee fat robbo relegating hearts with Keats scoring the winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudSquall
Mines is for them to already be relegated as they finished bottom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
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Originally Posted by Groathillgrump
Ah I remember this beauty. Peak Romanov.
Now there was a guy who bought a club, had bad intentions, and crippled them with debt.
None of the Jambos saw it coming.
They also think Budge has done a great job with their stadium.
They are hardly qualified to talk about other owners.
Well weve never really hated Dundee. What other team fits the song though?Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
We should adapt it to the times and say we like, or sometimes quite like Dundee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
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We are Hibernian FCQuote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
We hate Jam tarts but we can tolerate Dundee.
We are Hibernian FC
We hate jam tarts and so do Alberts Dundee.
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Originally Posted by Waxy
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Could we "hate" Banks O Dee?Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
No axe to grind with them really but it fits and I always think they sound more like a folk song title than a name for a football team[emoji6].
Good badge though.
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We could also change it to Livi. Not got a problem with Livi either though apart from the name if their ground.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I could easily hate iced tea - basically because it's not coffee or beer.
Or even Ice T - rapper turned unconvincing TV detective?
They will but it will not make up for the shortfall. Even if Utd brought 1500 fans over two games you will have 3000 tickets at normal pricing. Hospitality will be nowhere near sold out and it would be highly unlikely the game would be on tv so no extra income there. Plus the home end would not sell out.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrinityHibs
Two sold out matches and hospitality at cat A prices. Both games live on TV. Increase revenue from advertising etc. You do the maths.
The position of being Edinburgh's Premier club could mean that we get more hospitality for other games which might have gone to them. That would make up the shortfall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
Let them get relegated for 10 years for all I care. By the time they get back we could be out of sight.
Hospitality is sold out most games, certainly for Saturday 3pm games. And do we get extra money for games being on TV? I thought it was one big pot but maybe I'm wrong. We will maybe lose a couple of thousand at the gate if they go down but I can live with that. They certainly wouldn't be wanting us to stay up if the boot was on the other foot. Get them down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
Good shout.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peevemor
It brought to mind Mr T, the unlikely crimefighter and all round good guy who always looked like he was dressed for a particularly garish cocktail party rather than battling to save us all from dubious villains.
He is built like the sort of guy Hearts are usually fooled into believing is a famous striker so it might work.
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Nooe, you’re spot on. We don’t get any more money from league games being shown live, we just get the central payment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brooster
Just dawned on me that we would lose a cat a game, even Hibs supporters pay more for that, so could lose a bit of revenue there. Still say stuff them. Hope they get relegated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brooster
We don't get extra cash for being on TV. It's shared out amongst the clubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
Airdrieee maybe? Or now we're going up in the world under Ron how about PSG?Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
Can I just make it clear that I want Hear7s s relegated and to spend at least 5 years struggling to get promoted.Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
I was merely looking at it from a financial perspective. I know which the board would choose.
I was thinking more about revenue from trackside advertising.Quote:
Originally Posted by oneone73
It would be funny if they went down. And thered be plenty of enjoyment to be had in the pub and in the playground. But do I really want them to go down with the benefit of cold logic? Probably not.
Relegated and spend the next 30 years down there, totally depleting their fan base so they're on a par with Edinburgh City but regularly draw them in cup competitions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
I've thought about it too much.
Couldn’t agree more. I wish Ron had said at the AGM “in order to reach our 17000 season ticket aim and cement our position as Edinburgh’s premier club, we are exploring a short team loan of half our first team to Hamilton FC”Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
I think dreamt rather than thought. 😁Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
But I like Ice-T:confused:Quote:
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But it fits!Quote:
Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
We all accept we will lose income because of their incompetence. The one bright light is for every Cat A game we lost they would be losing 3. Without considering any other factors they will be down 3 times as much as us. The reality is it would be much, much more. But they would have their Daniel to dig them out of the hole that he dug in the first place.Quote:
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Originally Posted by PatHead
We are likely to lose a cat A game this season as well because the selfish Jambos have marooned themselves to the foot of the table.
Any apologies from them though? Nah.
We are Hibernian FCQuote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
We hate jam tarts and we love Ron G.
We hate jam tarts but we love our TV.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnMcM
or,Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnMcM
We are Hibernian F C,
We hate jam tarts and we hate Queen B.
but we dinny really hate her, she’s just comedy gold. :greengrin
We are Hibernian FC
we hate jam tarts but we love Danny
cos you might think
that he is just a clown
but he's the man
to take the jambos down
Leave mrs doctor Budge alone, she's doing fine. I'm getting used to her, even if she is getting a bit careless with money.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
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Are there genuinely Hibs fans who don't want Hearts to be relegated? :confused:
Oh I 100% DO want Hearts to be relegated! 😁😉Quote:
Originally Posted by mcohibs
Woops :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Gloucester Hibs
Hearts would be in a mess if they go down. A lot of players on big money
I would assume that there would normally be a Relegation Clause in all player contracts that allows the club to terminate the contract or reduce compensation. I would also assume that Hearts/ Dr Mrs Budge will be too incompetent to have inserted such a clause.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Seveno
The seething businesswoman is also working out how to squeeze not one but two big screens into Tiny castle. She simply cannot be upstaged by Ron.
Current plan is to lash them to the pylons but they stick out too much and create yet more restricted view seats.
The dim one might have belatedly realised that self-designing a new main stand that was tethered to the other decrepit stands might have been a bad idea...
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Originally Posted by mcohibs
4 posters on here said they would rather see them stay up. So not too many.
Yeah but it's away from home so they lose a fair amount of cash this season...Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
4 too many.Quote:
Originally Posted by gloryhunter
I want them to go down, in fact ive done a relegation dance for them so they will go down. Whatever happens its been fun watching them squirm at the pit.
I just want us to win - preferably bigly - on Tuesday night.
Then I'll think a bit more deeply about it. My heart says yes, my head is a bit concerned about lost revenue.
:singing: We are Hibernian FC
We hate those ****s at HMFC...
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Originally Posted by Deansy
Given the points we generallly drop to Hearts, then a higher league place makes a a differenceQuote:
Originally Posted by Kojock
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That's a good chippy! 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
I read today that Stendel has returned refreshed from a holiday in Germany. He is def an undercover agent employed by STF as a parting gift to us Hibees
Tough game on Tuesday evening however big big game at Tiny Park tomorrow evening.
Hoping for a few cards and maybe a few ripped hamstrings prior to this.
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A good few days down the reeperbahn for our StendelQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibs4185
Jambos Kickback brushing our humping tonight off as “it’s just ICT”. The same ICT who will be knocking you out in the playoffs IF you have an incredible end to the season and avoids TWELFTH PLACE you losers. Bring on Tuesday. We are going to absolutely rag doll them.
A few Steins or a lot of Steins!!Quote:
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