Hearts the banter years 23/24 season

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Originally Posted by McD

What’s this ‘again’ that you speak of? :wink:

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Pre 1874.

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Originally Posted by PatHead

22,685 days since Hearts last won the league cup.

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Longer than I've been alive and I'm a couple of weeks shy of turning 62. Big team indeed.

BBC Heartsound outdid itself today

Preston ‘Biscuits’ and McLaughlin almost peeing themselves live on air when ‘shanks’ gets not one goal by two goals taking his total to three.

The panel now have Hearts safe from any trouble and debated for the majority of the post full time show how much Hearts would need to stretch to give this maverick an extended deal. Remember this being the same player Hearts fans were verbally abusing when he missed a penalty in Belgium.

Meanwhile in the real world Hearts will be bottom of the league in Saturday if we take a minimum point at home to Ross County and more so we are likely to be 8th if we win.

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Originally Posted by Col2

BBC Heartsound outdid itself today

Preston ‘Biscuits’ and McLaughlin almost peeing themselves live on air when ‘shanks’ gets not one goal by two goals taking his total to three.

The panel now have Hearts safe from any trouble and debated for the majority of the post full time show how much Hearts would need to stretch to give this maverick an extended deal. Remember this being the same player Hearts fans were verbally abusing when he missed a penalty in Belgium.

Meanwhile in the real world Hearts will be bottom of the league in Saturday if we take a minimum point at home to Ross County and more so we are likely to be 8th if we win.

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More likely that we will miss the chance of moving to 8th.

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Every single thing they do is either the bigliest or bestest and most innovative in the world of football.

Single tiered restricted view main stand with the bestest every dugouts in world football. Funny though how they have never ever came out and told us the new capacity since this £25 million quid was completed (well maybe they are holding off until it’s finished)

First every football club in the history of football to have a bespoke Hotel with no windows which will make them a million every season. Funny again how they’ve never mentioned how successful it has been (or maybe not) as one look at the availability pretty much throughout the year tells you I don’t think it’ll be making as much as they think.

Budge and co are brilliant at one thing and that’s the deflect when things get tough. They don’t see it and think all is Barry because they now have £10 million investment from Bloom (no wait) and the bestest every data analysis to ever be seen in football.

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For “Donations” read “VAT-free donations” as I understand it - quickest and most efficient route to getting cash into the club.

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Originally Posted by chrisski33

More likely that we will miss the chance of moving to 8th.

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Huge game for us, big crowd and a lot of us more optimistic. So let’s hope you are wrong then.

Showed real character in keeping it down to one against 10 men.

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Originally Posted by chrisski33

More likely that we will miss the chance of moving to 8th.

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Ahem, we won and they lost.

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Shankland will score for fun in the Championship. Again.

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Originally Posted by Since452

Shankland will score for fun in the Championship. Again.

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He’ll be at Sevco by then

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Originally Posted by Aldo

He’ll be at Sevco by then

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More chance of him being at Costco

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Originally Posted by Bridge hibs

More chance of him being at Costco

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Originally Posted by PatHead

Showed real character in keeping it down to one against 10 men.

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:agree: Macleans battalion spirit.

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Originally Posted by Bridge hibs

More chance of him being at Costco

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I'm about to head off to Costco in a little bit, if I see him there I'll slap his bulbous heid on behalf of Hibees far and wide.....

But but but 5-1! Which they can all do with one hand 🤣

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Originally Posted by HoboHarry

I'm about to head off to Costco in a little bit, if I see him there I'll slap his bulbous heid on behalf of Hibees far and wide.....

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Use a large frying pan, the clunk sound would reverberate around the building and everyone would recognise the sound as being Shankenheids

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Originally Posted by Bridge hibs

Use a large frying pan, the clunk sound would reverberate around the building and everyone would recognise the sound as being Shankenheids

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F**** sake, that would get to 5 on the Richter Scale...

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Originally Posted by HoboHarry

F**** sake, that would get to 5 on the Richter Scale...

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That was the Critchley of all Critchleys.
They certainly Critchleyd It

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Originally Posted by Iain G

But but but 5-1! Which they can all do with one hand 🤣

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And hold their comfort blanket at the same time.

Jealous peg selling hobos.

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Originally Posted by Itsnoteasy

That was the Critchley of all Critchleys.
They certainly Critchleyd It

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A boot in the critchleys :agree:

Which division would they be in without £45m worth of donations? Would they even exist?

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They're lucky Kilmarnock weren't reduced to 9 men, could have scored even more.

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Jealous peg selling hobos.

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Want to buy some?

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Originally Posted by Kato

Want to buy some?

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Depends what kind….[emoji38]

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Depends what kind….[emoji38]

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Handcrafted, no spring.

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Originally Posted by Kato

Handcrafted, no spring.

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Proper pegs.

Nice quote from Derek McInnes

When asked how he felt after beating Hearts 1-0 with ten men

"An expected win"

Have it, Critchley