The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by grunt

So this phrase, "Only Hearts" is their answer to our "We Are All Hibs". I also like our "Thank You NHS" shirts.

When I read the "Only Hearts" for the first time, I thought about how it was the exact opposite of our inclusive message. I suppose they are trying to engender the siege mentality required to stop Hearts fans from questioning the crazy strategy of their Chairman and Owner. But for me it has the opposite effect and just makes them sound selfish and in it for themselves. So I guess it's an appropriate tagline for them.

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“Only Hearts” is an odd slogan for a club which claimed to be acting selflessly in the interests of all Scottish football, but I suppose at least it’s honest.

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Account Name: Heart of Midlothian plc

Sort Code : 80-02-28
Account : 00265017

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If you remove the first two zeroes from that account number, then move the others around a bit, you get...

5-1?
6-2!
7-0!



Do you think I made it too obvious when I hacked their website?

:greengrin

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Originally Posted by jacomo

“Only Hearts” is an odd slogan for a club which claimed to be acting selflessly in the interests of all Scottish football, but I suppose at least it’s honest.

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More like Lonely Hearts

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Originally Posted by Keith_M

If you remove the first two zeroes from that account number, then move the others around a bit, you get...

5-1?
6-2!
7-0


Do you think I made it too obvious when I hacked their website?

:greengrin

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Take it your birthday is in February..

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Originally Posted by Irish_Steve

Surley this has to be a wind-up - three posts and they are lapping it up. An "under-cover" agent gave them the term maroon pound, is this a case with the maroon platoon - PM me if it was you lol

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Having read JKB for a couple of months now, I thought I’d put my tuppence in; even if I’m just using this first post as a form of catharsis as I have no cat to kick!



To my fellow Jambos I say how proud I am of us all. We are some of the best fans in the World who step up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I am proud to count myself and each generation of family as Jambos right back to the very inception of the Club.



To the SPFL board I say how can you operate with such breathtaking arrogance? Such a staggering level of hubris not witnessed since the time of Caesars? The lack of awareness and the chronic ineptitude truly does beggar belief. Allowing, indeed advocating, disproportionate financial harm to 3 member clubs to ensure a certain Glasgow club gets their wee trophy……really?



To our detractors I say do you not realise that with each barb, each twist of the knife, you are not killing us, you are only making us stronger.



To those who out-and-out hate us, let’s face it the hate level is through the stratosphere, I say oderint dum metuant!



To Ann Budge I say, despite being critical of the ‘football department’, we have your back Ann. Rest assured the Maroon Platoon is behind you with deep pockets and a blood lust dear old Count Dracula would be proud off. If we must go all the way to right this wrong, so be it.



To those who say we should just ‘take our medicine’ and go gently into that good night, I say you created this monster………..now you will have to deal with it!



That does make me feel a wee bit better…..may still go and find a cat to kick though!

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He managed to get beggars belief in so hope they don't expose him too soon 🤣

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Originally Posted by jacomo

“Only Hearts” is an odd slogan for a club which claimed to be acting selflessly in the interests of all Scottish football, but I suppose at least it’s honest.

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Only Hearts, Who the **** else?

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Originally Posted by NthCarolinaHibs

Take it your birthday is in February..

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28th Feb, 1980



(I wish!)

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Originally Posted by Keith_M

28th Feb, 1980



(I wish!)

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28/02/80..😉

If only somebody in Anonymous was a Hibby.

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Originally Posted by NthCarolinaHibs

28/02/80..😉

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OK, I'll own up. My birthday is actually 08/02/28


Not long till my telegram from the queen ;-)

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Originally Posted by Irish_Steve

Surley this has to be a wind-up - three posts and they are lapping it up. An "under-cover" agent gave them the term maroon pound, is this a case with the maroon platoon - PM me if it was you lol

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Having read JKB for a couple of months now, I thought I’d put my tuppence in; even if I’m just using this first post as a form of catharsis as I have no cat to kick!



To my fellow Jambos I say how proud I am of us all. We are some of the best fans in the World who step up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I am proud to count myself and each generation of family as Jambos right back to the very inception of the Club.



To the SPFL board I say how can you operate with such breathtaking arrogance? Such a staggering level of hubris not witnessed since the time of Caesars? The lack of awareness and the chronic ineptitude truly does beggar belief. Allowing, indeed advocating, disproportionate financial harm to 3 member clubs to ensure a certain Glasgow club gets their wee trophy……really?



To our detractors I say do you not realise that with each barb, each twist of the knife, you are not killing us, you are only making us stronger.



To those who out-and-out hate us, let’s face it the hate level is through the stratosphere, I say oderint dum metuant!



To Ann Budge I say, despite being critical of the ‘football department’, we have your back Ann. Rest assured the Maroon Platoon is behind you with deep pockets and a blood lust dear old Count Dracula would be proud off. If we must go all the way to right this wrong, so be it.



To those who say we should just ‘take our medicine’ and go gently into that good night, I say you created this monster………..now you will have to deal with it!



That does make me feel a wee bit better…..may still go and find a cat to kick though!

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I wish that was me what wrote that. Tremendous prose; some classical Rome in there, some contemporary Dylan Thomas and even the ‘beggars belief’ motif...Quality.

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Originally Posted by flash

If only somebody in Anonymous was a Hibby.

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Amateurs!


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Originally Posted by Irish_Steve

Surley this has to be a wind-up - three posts and they are lapping it up. An "under-cover" agent gave them the term maroon pound, is this a case with the maroon platoon - PM me if it was you lol

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Posted 3 hours ago
Having read JKB for a couple of months now, I thought I’d put my tuppence in; even if I’m just using this first post as a form of catharsis as I have no cat to kick!



To my fellow Jambos I say how proud I am of us all. We are some of the best fans in the World who step up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I am proud to count myself and each generation of family as Jambos right back to the very inception of the Club.



To the SPFL board I say how can you operate with such breathtaking arrogance? Such a staggering level of hubris not witnessed since the time of Caesars? The lack of awareness and the chronic ineptitude truly does beggar belief. Allowing, indeed advocating, disproportionate financial harm to 3 member clubs to ensure a certain Glasgow club gets their wee trophy……really?



To our detractors I say do you not realise that with each barb, each twist of the knife, you are not killing us, you are only making us stronger.



To those who out-and-out hate us, let’s face it the hate level is through the stratosphere, I say oderint dum metuant!



To Ann Budge I say, despite being critical of the ‘football department’, we have your back Ann. Rest assured the Maroon Platoon is behind you with deep pockets and a blood lust dear old Count Dracula would be proud off. If we must go all the way to right this wrong, so be it.



To those who say we should just ‘take our medicine’ and go gently into that good night, I say you created this monster………..now you will have to deal with it!



That does make me feel a wee bit better…..may still go and find a cat to kick though!

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What an abject fruitcake.

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

Everyone at Hearts would like to say a massive thank you to our fans for all of the remarkable level of support and passion that they have shown the club over the past few months.

In these uncertain times, it is heartening to have your backing and it is a timely reminder of just how many people love Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

So much so, that almost 7,000 of you have now purchased season tickets for the 2020/21 campaign and our new Umbro home kit and training wear is selling in record numbers.

Foundation of Hearts has also had exceptional backing from fans in recent weeks, with new pledgers joining every day. Since football stopped there have been almost 2000 new pledges, increased pledges or one-off donations.

Despite the lengths you have gone to support us, we have been contacted by a huge number of fans to ask if there is a way to directly contribute to the club in an effort to help alleviate the impacts of the Covid-19 pandemic.

Once again, we are touched by this generosity and should any supporters wish to make a contribution to the club’s donations account then our details are as follows:

Account Name: Heart of Midlothian plc

Sort Code : 80-02-28
Account : 00265017

We can’t thank you enough for your unwavering support during these testing times. Together, we focus on one thing and one thing alone: Only Hearts

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I have a contact in Nigeria that needs my bank details so he can move some money into it and out of that country - I wonder if he would be interested in this ;)

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Originally Posted by Irish_Steve

I have a contact in Nigeria that needs my bank details so he can move some money into it and out of that country - I wonder if he would be interested in this ;)

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There's a guy hiding out in Russia who knows his way around Hearts finances and how to easily extract cash from the "simple fans" so maybe he'll be a better choice here?



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Things must be better in gorgie, it used to be cash only over there. :greengrin

Hearts bank account details duly noted, now where are those street charity workers when you need them, sizeable regular donations to be set up by Mr H.O.M.Lothian.

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

Is it not the fant that Anderson will just keep gifting money to Hearts? I can't see them struggle and not even sure they will have to get rid of their high earners

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He’s been doing that for a while though.

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Originally Posted by hibsbollah

I wish that was me what wrote that. Tremendous prose; some classical Rome in there, some contemporary Dylan Thomas and even the ‘beggars belief’ motif...Quality.

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:agree:

Kickback wins post of the year. There’s no shame in admitting that.

New away strip for next season revealed

https://i.postimg.cc/PfM6jy9X/hearts-sponsor.jpg

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Originally Posted by Carheenlea

New away strip for next season revealed

https://i.postimg.cc/PfM6jy9X/hearts-sponsor.jpg

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The new stand is ageing well.

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Originally Posted by Carheenlea

New away strip for next season revealed

https://i.postimg.cc/PfM6jy9X/hearts-sponsor.jpg

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Budge shattering the glass ceiling too.....

Sick back is unreal,
Loving the legal battle,
Have Hibs under 'tick tock' , ER as a Tesco etc.

If ever I wanted to see them suffer and all this to blow up in their face.

Enjoy the championship 👇

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Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague

Sick back is unreal,
Loving the legal battle,
Have Hibs under 'tick tock' , ER as a Tesco etc.

If ever I wanted to see them suffer and all this to blow up in their face.

Enjoy the championship ��

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Just point out we have no debt, paid our taxes and own our training ground.

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Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs

Just point out we have no debt, paid our taxes and own our training ground.

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I don't post there and until recently have never been to their site.
It's just incredible what you can read over there.

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Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague

I don't post there and until recently have never been to their site.
It's just incredible what you can read over there.

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I've had few Rangers/Hearts acquaintances on Facebook saying we are going to be SEVCO. Ii. That is when I give my retort. Don't go near Sickbag. Rely on report backs from our undercover agents.

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Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague

Sick back is unreal,
Loving the legal battle,
Have Hibs under 'tick tock' , ER as a Tesco etc.

If ever I wanted to see them suffer and all this to blow up in their face.

Enjoy the championship 👇

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If any team was to know anything about administration it would be them. The delusional bunch who sat back and allowed their club to get relegated for the second time in 6 years.

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Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs

Just point out we have no debt, paid our taxes and own our training ground.

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They are so up Thier own ***** just now Totally obsessed with Thier expulsion and how they have been wronged and they are fighting not just fir them but thistle and Stranraer
They are revelling in our financial demise as they put it
Never disliked them as much as I do just now


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It’s another season for them as the wee team and they can’t handle it. If we finished eight in the league and them seventh that would be fine as they finished above us. They have become such a weird bunch. Really sad to see guys I didn’t mind talk utter garbage. Just weird times all round.

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Originally Posted by mjhibby

It’s another season for them as the wee team and they can’t handle it. If we finished eight in the league and them seventh that would be fine as they finished above us. They have become such a weird bunch. Really sad to see guys I didn’t mind talk utter garbage. Just weird times all round.

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The wee team indeed and in a lower league!
Thing is they live for us. All this money they’ve spent etc is about finishing above us, a cup run etc or Europe is an added bonus.


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