To Jambos Kickback this is how we are feeling tonight

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Originally Posted by Up-the-slope

Coo's Erse & Banjo already taken :wink:

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The possibilities are endless.
The Lawrence Shankland Action Figure.

Coos erse and banjo included in set
Expandable waistline
Red-O-Meter-His face reddens the more you make him run!

From Has-Been Toys.

They will actually be hoping we beat Dundee today. It’s a good laugh isn’t it?!

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Originally Posted by Prof. ****gy

This one?
"Even allowing for the extraordinary, mind numbing levels of sheer idiocy and all round football ignorance far too frequently observed on these pages, surely no one know doesn’t get that the current structure of this once proud football club is completely done for? It starts at the top. Get the wee numptie wummin out tonight. I’m in a generous mood to only describe her like that. Then round up the entire board and take them out the back. Put any FoH creatures involved in this biblical level humiliation in a sewer somewhere never, ever to be allowed anywhere near tynie again let alone have anything to do with the running of the place. Refuse season ticket sales to any and all fans who refuse despite a universe sized body of evidence to the contrary to accept that every single aspect of this club needs changing.


Then there is the manager. He’s had enough time. He’s had enough money. He’s had enough of everything. He is hapless at absolute best. A coward of an individual and a deluded one at that. Put him in the boot of a car and drive him somewhere, let him out, scare the living daylights out of him and then let him go to walk around on his own for days on end without any idea where he is or where he is going as that seems entirely apt.



As for the players, there are not words in the English language to describe my unrelenting hatred towards them. I’ll leave it there.


You banal dimwitted idiots on here who supported this farce and charade for far, far, far too long have brought us to this. Our knees. The nadir. We as a club deserve our fate because of imbeciles like you. If you have any decency left in you, admit your desperately stupid opinions were wrong from the get go and that you will stay away from the club until you have educated yourself in even the most basic understanding of football and how to go about being a supporter. It isn’t actually that difficult albeit you lot will clearly find it very challenging as no doubt tying your shoelaces often is for you":greengrin

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That has all the hallmarks of our old friend Sergey's work.

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Originally Posted by Up-the-slope

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:faf: fantastic work :greengrin

They are in serious danger of going down. If they get themselves into a playoff they're screwed. They can't win a big game under Critchley.

Critchley is a diamond geezer managing the diamond dogs.

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Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia

They do genuinely seem to resent St Mirren for that more than the team that actually butchered their dreams that day, Dundee FC!

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It also makes no sense, they only needed a draw and messed it up without anyone elses help.

If only the footage existed on the internet somewhere, i should check…

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Originally Posted by Tambo

Failure to win next week and they'll all want him gone as most of them already want him gone as it is.

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If they lose next week i really fear for mikey stewart and his raging blood pressure

The Foundation of Hearts Presents 90 Minutes with: Graeme Jones. In the return of our popular '90 Minutes' series, held in the Gorgie Suite on Thursday 17th April, we will focus on the Heart of Midlothian Sporting Director, Graeme Jones, conducting his first interview with fans in attendance on stage at Tynecaste Park. HeartsTV broadcast host and commentator, Robert Borthwick, will host the evening


This should be fun!

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Originally Posted by Ribs1875

Thank goodness we don't need to face them again this season.

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Why? 🤔

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

Why? 🤔

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We beat them again and that is Critchley out a job. I don't want us to be the cause of sacking such a modern great for Scotland 3rd biggest and best club who are in the bottom 6!

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Originally Posted by Ribs1875

We beat them again and that is Critchley out a job. I don't want us to be the cause of sacking such a modern great for Scotland 3rd biggest and best club who are in the bottom 6!

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He'll get emptied soon anyway, I'd rather it was down to us than some gang from the bottom 6.

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Originally Posted by Ribs1875

We beat them again and that is Critchley out a job. I don't want us to be the cause of sacking such a modern great for Scotland 3rd biggest and best club who are in the bottom 6!

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If they finish 9th they can still be the 3rd force...



...of the bottom six 😅

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Originally Posted by gbhibby

Critchley is a diamond geezer managing the diamond dogs.

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Seems everything’s gone to the dogs over there ….

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...food-at-tynie/

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Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee

That has all the hallmarks of our old friend Sergey's work.

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If it's not a wind-up then someone has deep-seated issues. Failing to make the top six is 'the nadir'?! When I started watching football Hearts were relegated three times in five seasons.

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Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby

Seems everything’s gone to the dogs over there ….

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...food-at-tynie/

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That has to be a Hibs fan. 🤣

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Originally Posted by 3pm

That has to be a Hibs fan. 🤣

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Food Food glorious food
😁

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Originally Posted by gbhibby

Food Food glorious food
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Nothings going right at the Hotel Gorgie, you roll up in your best blazer and strides all set for a feast and all you get for your very generous donations is a ****** sandwich.

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The state of Heart of Midlothian thread over there is a fine read.

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

The state of Heart of Midlothian thread over there is a fine read.

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From no butter on the hotdogs to wanting Sean Dyche as manager it’s comedy at its best 😂

Goals scored this season:

Lawrence Shankland: 4
Rocky Bushiri: 4

Quite funny that they're still calling us the wee team over there 😂😂😂

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Originally Posted by SHODAN

Goals scored this season:

Lawrence Shankland: 4
Rocky Bushiri: 4

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Hearts OG 5 :greengrin

My favourite poster over there is 'manaliveits105'.........a furious idiot who likes shoehorning nicknames into words like St Liedoon, Hoofbernian etc.

Can't seem to make a post without mentioning Hibs regardless of the subject matter.

GLORIOUS

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Originally Posted by Since452

Quite funny that they're still calling us the wee team over there [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Just wait, just wait until Jamestown analytics kicks in proper. You’ll see.

Big teams spend money on players using data anything else and they are not good.

Kartum - £350k
Stienwender - £650k
McCarthourse - £175k

These figures have been provided by my Jambo chum and jets not forget the £600k they’ve just spent on a new RB using the data!

For what? Bottom 6

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Originally Posted by hibsbollah

Hearts OG 5 :greengrin

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Was this Og guy one of the ones they identified with their amazing analytics?
Sounds like they've unearthed yet another world beater.

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Originally Posted by hibsbollah

The possibilities are endless.
The Lawrence Shankland Action Figure.

Coos erse and banjo included in set
Expandable waistline
Red-O-Meter-His face reddens the more you make him run!

From Has-Been Toys.

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There's microbes living on his forehead arguing whether they live on a globe or a flat plane.

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Right up them and Indian Waiter Dhanda

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Originally Posted by 3pm

That has to be a Hibs fan. 🤣

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Butter on a hot dog? Good grief....:wtf:

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Just wait, just wait until Jamestown analytics kicks in proper. You’ll see.

Big teams spend money on players using data anything else and they are not good.

Kartum - £350k
Stienwender - £650k
McCarthourse - £175k

These figures have been provided by my Jambo chum and jets not forget the £600k they’ve just spent on a new RB using the data!

For what? Bottom 6

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Four words
James
Town
Anal
Ytics