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Originally Posted by WeeRussell
I believe you need to channel your inner Leslie Neilson for it to be so…Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
BrilliantQuote:
Originally Posted by WeeRussell
Sorry, but you whooshed...Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeSloan
Aye I kind of knew that as soon as I posted it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Immediate thought was I’m sure the radge got that, I’m sure he was doubling down on the many decades ago humour…
But I really couldn’t be ersed deleting or changing it so resigned myself to taking a good whooshed straight to the napper [emoji2957]
Had a job interview the other day and got asked if I can perform under pressure?
I said no but I know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.
The 80’s singer Yazz just got fired from her job.
She was never going to make it as a lift attendant.
What do you call a group of witches in a jacuzzi?
A self cleaning coven.
More a question than a joke, but...Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
If witches can fly on a broomstick, why do I have to drive my missus to the shops?
Just in case either of our wives reads this, I w8sh to distance myself from your reply!Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
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Originally Posted by AltheHibby
In the capital of Ethiopia there is a famous nightclub sponsored by an equally famous sports brand that plays only music from Sweden's most popular band.
It's Addis Ababa's Adidas Abba bar.
:taxi
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Originally Posted by weedgiehibbie
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Gallons, litres, pints and cubic meters!
I know this won't mean much to most folks but it speaks volumes to me.
"Did David Hasslehoff really change his name to "Hoff"?"
"Yes, it was less hassle that way."
Just bought 50 litres of Tippex………Big Mistake!
Three chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem more American.
Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck, and Fu got sent back to China.
B.N.A.G.. to me that's bang out of order.
Went n a date witha dentist this weekend.
Went well.
She wants to see me again in 6 months time
What's Everton and Jermaine jenas got in common?
Neither will be on match of the day next season.
My mate has a bad stutter, by the time he told us his Nana had passed we were all singing Hey Jude
A group of men kicked in my door today, demanding to know my favourite vegetable.
I wasn't expecting the Spinach Inquisition!!!
Just seen a French footballer playing video games.
It was Thierry on Wii.
I thought I'd got lucky at B&Q today.
I asked one of the female employees where the painting and decorating sections were and she said "Aisle B, C 'n U"
So I replied, "oh lovely, just say where and when and I'll be there"
My grandfather was a soldier during WW2, seemingly he had the heart of a lion, banned from Edinburgh Zoo though.
A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in Liverpool.
Police have said the road will be closed for about five minutes!
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Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
ScouseHibee will be ragin' at that.
Though mostly because he wasn't there. :wink:
Sorry Scouse 😃Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
😡FFS I’m in that neck of the woods just now, missed out again!Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
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Originally Posted by Bridge hibs