'smart' jokes, so bad they're good

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I thought it was funnyish... but not as funny as Tom and Jerry where Tom stands on a rake and gets slammed in the coupon with the handle... or the Coyote pulling back a picture of a train tunnel to find it actually IS a train tunnel behind it.. with a train a second away! ... its all a similar idea?

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Tom and Coyote are the bad guys. You are 'in on' why they are getting hit. You aren't party to the same information in this cartoon.

I still think a play on man's best friend is the only way to view it.

Whatever.

I don't think it hits the mark in terms of smart jokes so bad that they're good...

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I thought it was funnyish... but not as funny as Tom and Jerry where Tom stands on a rake and gets slammed in the coupon with the handle... or the Coyote pulling back a picture of a train tunnel to find it actually IS a train tunnel behind it.. with a train a second away! ... its all a similar idea?

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Fill yer boots

https://youtu.be/PvQU5ePkGMo?si=jy2-Z70w2u_u_gO3

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I thought it was funnyish... but not as funny as Tom and Jerry where Tom stands on a rake and gets slammed in the coupon with the handle... or the Coyote pulling back a picture of a train tunnel to find it actually IS a train tunnel behind it.. with a train a second away! ... its all a similar idea?

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I think the funniest thing about this cartoon is that some people appear to find it offensive. What's next, animal rights extremists burning Gary Larson books?

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I think the funniest thing about this cartoon is that some people appear to find it offensive. What's next, animal rights extremists burning Gary Larson books?

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Now the funniest thing about it is your reaction to people not liking it.

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Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" to which the other replies, "Yes, it's these bloody wicker chairs."

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Now that is funny. :greengrin

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Love Larson, this is my favourite.

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Love Larson, this is my favourite.

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I'm usually a fan too, but I don't think the dog one was his best work.

Fear-o-sensor is brilliant!

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Tom and Coyote are the bad guys. You are 'in on' why they are getting hit. You aren't party to the same information in this cartoon.

I still think a play on man's best friend is the only way to view it.

Whatever.

I don't think it hits the mark in terms of smart jokes so bad that they're good...

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Quite like the man's best friend explanation.

Didnt get it at first.

Did the person that coined the term, "One hit wonders", come up with any other phrases?

Viagra…….It won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

Seeing as we're on the theme...


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I’ve got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin.

I can’t remember if I’m taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Simply the best has been replaced by Rangers fans as their song. That have now adopted a song by Journey…..Don’t stop Bealelieving

I saw a guy pushing a wheel barrow up a hill full of horse shoes, 4 leaf clovers and rabbits feet.

I thought “he’s pushing his luck”

Argentina isn’t as warm a country as you might expect.

In fact, it’s bordering on Chile.

I sometimes wake up grumpy in the morning, other times though I just let her sleep.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it!

It's true.

That Israeli how he makes it!!

Hecklers Anonymous

Meeting tonight 7pm

Bring your own Boos.

Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology.

They bug me in ways I can't put into words.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?”

“I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

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a priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?”

“i’m probably a type o”, said the rabbit.

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yes 👍

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks: "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He said: "They had avocados."

Two cows in a field which one is on holiday

The one with the wee calf

Two horses and a greyhound are in the vet's waiting room. The horses get chatting.

The first horse says "I'm actually feeling fine, but something odd happened last Saturday. I was the favourite in the one o'clock at Musselburgh. Just before the race, a guy comes into the stable and says 'Here, I'll give you a thousand quid if you don't win the next race.' Well, a thousand quid is a thousand quid. I took the money, slowed down near the end and finished second."

The second horse says "Wow. Same thing happened to me. I was the favourite in the two o'clock at Ayr. Just before the race, a guy comes into the stable and says 'Here, I'll give you two thousand quid if you don't win the next race.' Well, two thousand quid is two thousand quid. I took the money and fell at the last fence."

The greyhound says "Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing you guys. Last Saturday I was the favourite in the three o'clock at Shawfield..."

And the horses say "F***ing hell, a talking dog!"

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion.

They say he will receive a tough sentence.

The Beatles have a new single out and The Stones have a new top ten album.

Was it really just an hour the clocks went back last week?

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The Beatles have a new single out and The Stones have a new top ten album.

Was it really just an hour the clocks went back last week?

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True! And Ringo has just released a new EP!

My grandfather tried telling everyone what would happen to the Titanic but nobody would listen.

Eventually he was asked to leave the cinema.