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13-10-2020, 01:30 PM
matty_f

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Originally Posted by CmoantheHibs

21st of May
Would you rather Hibs win the semi final but hearts get promoted or hearts win the semi final but don’t manage to come back up.

Hibs win. Every time.

This was pitched to Longbangers - would you rather orgasm every time you fart, or fart every time you orgasm?
13-10-2020, 01:53 PM
Hibbyradge

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Originally Posted by matty_f

Hibs win. Every time.

This was pitched to Longbangers - would you rather orgasm every time you fart, or fart every time you orgasm?

One fart a year on birthdays sounds very civilised. :greengrin

One for the boys; What would you rather lose, an eye or a testicle?
13-10-2020, 03:39 PM
matty_f

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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

One fart a year on birthdays sounds very civilised. :greengrin

One for the boys; What would you rather lose, an eye or a testicle?

Testicle. I'm at an age where one will probably do anyway :greengrin

Would you rather work with someone who never stops whistling or never stops talking?
14-10-2020, 08:35 AM
Alfiembra

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Originally Posted by matty_f

Testicle. I'm at an age where one will probably do anyway :greengrin

Would you rather work with someone who never stops whistling or never stops talking?

whistle, easier to tell them to keep it down than tell them to shut up.

Would you rather win the lottery but be unhappy for the rest of your life or just make enough to get by and be content?
14-10-2020, 09:03 AM
CmoantheHibs

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Originally Posted by Alfiembra

whistle, easier to tell them to keep it down than tell them to shut up.

Would you rather win the lottery but be unhappy for the rest of your life or just make enough to get by and be content?

Be content
Would you rather eat only pizza or only pasta for the rest of your life?
14-10-2020, 04:51 PM
Hibbyradge

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Originally Posted by CmoantheHibs

Be content
Would you rather eat only pizza or only pasta for the rest of your life?

Pasta without question. All those varieties, all those different sauces.

Would you rather be buried alive without hope of escape or burnt alive?
15-10-2020, 06:14 AM
lapsedhibee

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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

Pasta without question. All those varieties, all those different sauces.

Would you rather be buried alive without hope of escape or burnt alive?

Buried. Less painful.

Would you rather Johnson or Trump as your next door neighbour?
15-10-2020, 06:57 AM
Scouse Hibee

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Originally Posted by lapsedhibee

Buried. Less painful.

Would you rather Johnson or Trump as your next door neighbour?

Boris, his security is far less intrusive than the secret service.

Would you rather eat sirloin or rib eye.
15-10-2020, 08:06 AM
Hibrandenburg

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Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee

Boris, his security is far less intrusive than the secret service.

Would you rather eat sirloin or rib eye.

Rib eye everytime.

Would you rather vote Brexit Party or UKIP?
15-10-2020, 08:39 AM
danhibees1875

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Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg

Rib eye everytime.

Would you rather vote Brexit Party or UKIP?

Both. Spoiled ballot you say? Oops.

Would you rather be a cat or a dog?
19-10-2020, 04:49 PM
Hibrandenburg

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Originally Posted by danhibees1875

Both. Spoiled ballot you say? Oops.

Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

A Horse.

Would you rather have never loved or loved and not had it reciprocated.
19-10-2020, 08:07 PM
J-C

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Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg

A Horse.

Would you rather have never loved or loved and not had it reciprocated.

Horse?
19-10-2020, 10:03 PM
Hibrandenburg

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Originally Posted by J-C

Horse?

He started it! :greengrin
19-10-2020, 11:20 PM
Scouse Hibee

Would you rather drown or suffocate.
20-10-2020, 07:32 AM
staunchhibby

Neither
20-10-2020, 11:28 AM
matty_f

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Originally Posted by staunchhibby

Neither

Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?
20-10-2020, 12:32 PM
Since90+2

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Originally Posted by matty_f

Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?

Is the overall amount you receive the same regardless?
20-10-2020, 03:46 PM
CmoantheHibs

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Originally Posted by matty_f

Not sure you've got the hang of this thread, tbh.

Would you rather win a jackpot in one go or win a lower amount but get it regularly?

I’d rather get the jackpot in one go. I am careful with my money and too tight to blow it all anyway:greengrin
Would you rather live with a person that is ocd or a person that is a slob?
20-10-2020, 08:55 PM
lapsedhibee

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Originally Posted by CmoantheHibs

I’d rather get the jackpot in one go. I am careful with my money and too tight to blow it all anyway:greengrin
Would you rather live with a person that is ocd or a person that is a slob?

Slob. Even all the extra tidying/cleaning etc you might need to do for a slob would be less exhausting than dealing with OCD.

Would you rather give up football altogether or become a Hearts fan? (Supposing those are genuine alternatives, which is arguable.)
21-10-2020, 06:58 AM
danhibees1875

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Originally Posted by lapsedhibee

Slob. Even all the extra tidying/cleaning etc you might need to do for a slob would be less exhausting than dealing with OCD.

Would you rather give up football altogether or become a Hearts fan? (Supposing those are genuine alternatives, which is arguable.)

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?
21-10-2020, 12:10 PM
matty_f

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Originally Posted by danhibees1875

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?

Win £50k, but that's just borne out of necessity at the moment, under normal circumstances I'd be happy to see my friend win £100k.

Would you rather be completely faithful to your partner, or have permission to be unfaithful knowing that they are doing the same?
21-10-2020, 06:38 PM
Since90+2

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Originally Posted by danhibees1875

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?

Maybe it's just me but that's not even debatable. I like my mates but no danger I'd be giving up £50,000 just so they can pocket 100 grand.
21-10-2020, 08:18 PM
Wilson

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Originally Posted by Since90+2

Maybe it's just me but that's not even debatable. I like my mates but no danger I'd be giving up £50,000 just so they can pocket 100 grand.

Easy decision for me. Nae mates!
21-10-2020, 08:21 PM
Scouse Hibee

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Originally Posted by danhibees1875

Give it up although.

Would you rather win £50k or see your friend win £100k?

Only if my friend agreed a 50/50 deal on his £100k
22-10-2020, 09:31 AM
J-C

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Originally Posted by matty_f

Win £50k, but that's just borne out of necessity at the moment, under normal circumstances I'd be happy to see my friend win £100k.

Would you rather be completely faithful to your partner, or have permission to be unfaithful knowing that they are doing the same?

Totally faithful, could never get my head round these open relationships.

Would rather be told how your going to die, or just find out when it happens.
22-10-2020, 10:18 AM
danhibees1875

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Originally Posted by J-C

Totally faithful, could never get my head round these open relationships.

Would rather be told how your going to die, or just find out when it happens.

I think just find out. If it was something like "in a car crash" I'd be scared to drive for the rest of my life.

Would you rather win £2M or £2Bn?
22-10-2020, 10:30 AM
matty_f

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Originally Posted by danhibees1875

I think just find out. If it was something like "in a car crash" I'd be scared to drive for the rest of my life.

Would you rather win £2M or £2Bn?

£2Bn - could do some real good with that.

Would you rather be known for being great at what you do or for being sound?
22-10-2020, 06:16 PM
Scouse Hibee

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Originally Posted by matty_f

£2Bn - could do some real good with that.

Would you rather be known for being great at what you do or for being sound?

Being sound.

Would you rather be a wealthy unhappy man or a poor happy man?
22-10-2020, 07:20 PM
Hibbyradge

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Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee

Being sound.

Would you rather be a wealthy unhappy man or a poor happy man?

Happy please.

I'd have thought that everyone wanted to be happy.

Would you prefer to lose your legs or your arms?
23-10-2020, 10:12 PM
lapsedhibee

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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

Happy please.

I'd have thought that everyone wanted to be happy.

Would you prefer to lose your legs or your arms?

One of each please.
Lose a testicle or a thumb?

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