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Originally Posted by 007
They are indeed.
I have had the 1-5 blankie this evening.
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[emoji1787][emoji1787]Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
They are indeed.
I have had the 1-5 blankie this evening.
They've got a hotel with no windows, what else do you need.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Think we should all book a room for a weekend on a refundable rate. Then all cancel at the last moment. 😂
An unethical thing to do to to an “ethical” holiday venue …😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70
Sign bottom half players on the cheap get bottom half results , Penrice bottom, dhanda second bottom, Spittal aswell yet mcann and the likes keep telling us these players were the best in the league.
They will bring Levien back as Director of football. Probably hiding out in the hotel just waiting on the phonecall now.
The Lance Armstrong blankie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
There are kids in high school attending Hibs and Hearts games who weren't even born when that game happened now. They need to move on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Tell all the Hearts you know
The Hearts are bottom of the league and we're no....
Wonder if somebody in particular is feeling a little bit silly tonight 🤣🤣🤣…
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/a...s/ckmggy6keppo
And he's right, they can go past Celtic and Rangers. They drove past Parkhead and Ibrox on their way to getting humped in Paisley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
With his predictions of Hearts overtaking the old firm - Nostradhandamus...I'll get ma coat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Good call [emoji2957]Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Is he from Dhandahall.....chuck me your coatQuote:
Originally Posted by 007
You're a Dhanderheid....Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Yam Dhanderheid (not you 007!)Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Keep him employed
He’s doing great 🤞
Have to hand it to him in they are consistent in their results this season alright which takes some doing :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Dr Budge fires up Blooms new super computer
https://youtu.be/iJUN0T8wRXo?feature=shared
NahQuote:
Originally Posted by Irish_Steve
I think he's from.......... Disney Dhand.......
The magical kingdom
The land of make believe.
Heard that Hearts players are scared to go out for a dhander in case they encounter some fans.
Their supporters have probably experienced a sharp dose of reality. A self inflated bubble of optimism has well and truly been punctured.
Don't knock Disney, Disney has long been a star of the great silver screen, the only silverware that lot are going to see is if they go to the Boiler Makers Club and look at the bowling trophies on display.Quote:
Originally Posted by Itsnoteasy
To any Jambos looking in, we are all really sorry to hear about the demise of your manager, no we really are.
It is extraordinary.Quote:
Originally Posted by percy veer
This Yam I know spouts about the charity donations from Benny & their support. Also the revenue gained from their European games, yet they fish for players in the same pond as us.
Weird.
desperate DhanQuote:
Originally Posted by Baader
Arnar gunlaugasson in talks with the yams
Who?Quote:
Originally Posted by eastmainsmsh
Icelandic striker played for Bolton lecister and six games for Dundee UnitedQuote:
Originally Posted by MelbourneHibees
Canny see his name fitting in with of our slagging songs or chantsQuote:
Originally Posted by eastmainsmsh
Avin Aguidlaffatus?Quote:
Originally Posted by eastmainsmsh
442 merchant. Sounds like Montgomery MK IIQuote:
Originally Posted by eastmainsmsh
Manager of Víkingur Reykjavík, average crowds of 500 - 1,500 he'll not be able to cope with the Tynecastle atmosphere.Quote:
Originally Posted by MelbourneHibees
https://find-and-update.company-info...8/appointmentsQuote:
Originally Posted by 007
This reeks of the EBT years too.
May have to pay a fine before he’s allowed back in Scottish football!! 😂😂😂
It's a huge name, the sort of size a club like Hearts associate themselves with.Quote:
Originally Posted by eastmainsmsh
If he could throw in another couple of vowels and a consonant he could be their man.
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Liquidated due to £546k owed to a bank rather than the taxman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not In The Know
Busted financial flush? excellent Hearts credentials are stacking up.Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Wonder if he's got any poppy fund money or Big Hearts charity funds "resting" in his bank accounts anywhere?
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Maybe but looks like he (and his twin brother Bjarki) have got another failed business to their names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/SC292324/officers
The bank only lost £200k on that one.
Is Kenneth Moyes (Kenny Moyes), Davids brother?Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
He was part of the smash 90's Euro-pop group Aqua who produced hits such as Barbie Girl and Doctor Jones.Quote:
Originally Posted by MelbourneHibees
YamtasticQuote:
Originally Posted by 007
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https://x.com/scotlandsky/status/183...Gh_liQh27oduRg
Changed views and stating in so many words the difference is we are a feeder club
He can try paint us as a feeder club as much as he likes but given we've got no Bournemouth players in our squad (unless there's someone I'm forgetting) and our coaching and management team have no links to Bournemouth or any other Black Knight owned club then it's a weak argument.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Playing to his daftie kickback audience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Good to see him conform to jambo stereotype by wearing a tank top though.
Brian McLaughlins brother
Fat and bitter
"People will put two and two together"Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
If Brighton's software can genuinely advance Jambos arithmetic skills to this level then it's worth every penny.
We’re a feeder club that doesn’t listen to the club we are supposed to be feeding and have not fed any players to or received any from? Am I reading that right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Jambis and putting 2 + 2 together is something that is akin to putting a man in the moon. Their 2 + 2 usually ends up with poppies being stolen and charities bumped for cash. MoronsQuote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Can’t stand listening to him. Can tell he loves the sound of his own voiceQuote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Very clear this man’s views on feeding are not to be trusted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Not able to confirm anything but pretty much did.
😂😂😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish
And whose competitive advantage is taking players from that club.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
Agree on the feeding point but he does look like he knows his way around a Desperate Dan cow pie or two.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcohibs
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Take about obsessed. Instead of talking about themselves and moving forward they have a wee did to appease the hordes.
They’ll be lapping it up and high sixing each other no doubt!
Not seen Jambo McLaughlin for a while either. Looks like McKinley has swallowed him!
My biggest takeaway from that piece is how ****ing **** does the mono block work on the crest look in front of the 70s office block tribute act look. :faf::faf::faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Budge not wearing a maroon oufit SHOCK NEWSQuote:
Originally Posted by Nicho87
Very strange. She's normally done up like Jimmy Shand's lounge chair.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
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Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands,they don't mend with sticky tape and glue.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
That's a deep cut. [emoji102][emoji106]Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
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Think they might be the same personQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Big result yesterday, taking 2 points off fellow relegation contenders. Surely this has bumped them up the table a few spots?
Subtle Richard Thompson song reference?Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
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Added a fair number to the season ticket waiting list, seemingly up to 13000 now, its amazing what a draw against the mighty Dingwall dynamos can do for confidenceQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
They're going to need a bigger stand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
Makes you wonder why they only built a wee single tier one as the main stand.
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Dr Budge is eyeing up another infrastructure project no doubt. Paid for by the cardigan wearing direct debits and helps keep the cash in the family as main contractors. Double bubble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Could be interesting, unless they get help from their council pals or somehow build skyward it's unlikely they have the space around their wee stadium to do much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
Maybe build another windowless hotel somewhere?
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Two from the top and one from lower down please, Carol.
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Originally Posted by Keith_M
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140 days since a win
It must be quite confusing trying to get your g ahead around how your team can finish comfortably third one season, team everyone how much you’ve strengthened and how you can win the league, to then go at least four calendar months without seeing your team win a game.
Especially if you’re thick enough to support them already.
**** off hearts!
If they've not got a new manager in place by the start of the international break then, even with Bloom's involvment, then you'd have to question whether or not their recruitment process is any better than before. It's all very well having loads of data to work off but if the folk making the final decisions aren't up to much then it's arguably a bit pointless. Will be interesting to see if the new appointment was Bloom's choice or not. Or if they'll even let on whether or not it was.
142 days.
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Interesting to see Hearts’ windowless wonder was offering room availability during the festival, at a discount off the standard advertised rate.
If they cant sell out their hotel in Edinburgh during August, I’d suggest it’s not doing very well.
It's bound to be the best hotel of it's kind in the world that still has availability during the festival, at a discount off the advertised rate.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
I wouldn't be surprised if this is what the Bloom guy is really after.
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They would definitely spin that as some kind of world first achievement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
It’s just sooooo amazing that people are scared to stay there.
It’s just too good for the normal person
Only hearts can draw their first game of the season and mr dhanda declaring they can split the old firm
Absolutely beautiful
Keep it up jambos
Hearts did well to restrict the struggling Rovers to 3 goals last night
https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/blogs/new...overs-v-hearts
Funny how the cardigan wearers hounded naismith out their club for not starting ballon d'or contenders like Dhanda & SpittalQuote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
Yet they started v Raith & still got gubbed
Spittal scored a very good goal according to my mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Barrie McKay was "****in awful" my mates words :greengrin
Cannae even win a testimonial match🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
We're up to 152 days now since they won a game on Scottish soilQuote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
https://images.app.goo.gl/2e3y8KBpYYh6SrZ28
As it will be 62 years to the day when we play them this month since they won the league cup this picture shows that they have always been a single tier club.
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Aw that’s just so cute 😊 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Apparently offered the managers job to Per-Mathias Hogmo, some Norwegian guy 🤷🏻
Big crowd celebrating their triumph. They obviously took that competition more seriously in those days.:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Bloom's ChatGPT Plus might be able to trawl Wyscout and come up with some interesting / different names but when it's still Budge and McKinlay Zoom calling the candidates....Quote:
Originally Posted by KeithTheHibby
My understanding is they rapidly withdrew after lawyer realised his name was a anagram of homo primate sh*g :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by KeithTheHibby
Good spot but think the last word should be simply “gash”Quote:
Originally Posted by Up-the-slope
A few yams saying they interview him but he’s on £20k a week which is way out of their league and he’s away to a Swedish team.
So…..the super computer recommended a manager that was way out of their league.
It’s going to work a treat with players.
Computer : There’s an older player called Messi, sign him.
Jambos : Messi might fancy the famous for a season.
Everyone else : what a bunch of *annies
It's fk'n hilarious that the 1st effort by Deep Bloom gave them someone way out of their price range, they go all out to get him and then get told to gtf. Doesn't inspire much confidence if the algorithm isn't able to factor in salary expectations. Amateur hour. 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibs4185
Just appoint Paul Hartley and be done with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
With Robbo as no2 and Potter as DOF. The dream team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
Surely Potter would be Attack Coach given free flowing style of hisQuote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
I predict someone very uninspiring will get the job. Poss an ex player
BREAKING! Neil Critchley set to land Hearts manager job as new boss to land in Edinburgh TOMORROW | @ScottBurns75
Sacked by QPR after winning 1 game out of 13. Sacked by Blackpool last season in League One.
😂😂
Who would have thought that all the owners in Hearts would go for this guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by erin go bragh
Reminds me of Hibs trying for Jon Dahl Tomasson but ending up with Lee Johnson.
No idea if he will be a success or not but honestly algorithm my erse.
We'll no be laughing when their AI selects The Terminator as their manager and it piles intae the Roseburn and kills everyone. That'll be us well telt.