Souttar, to Naismith, to Claire, to Naismith, to Hickey, to Naismith...
Out for a Hamilton throw in. Rinse and repeat. Lovely stuff, total football.
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Souttar, to Naismith, to Claire, to Naismith, to Hickey, to Naismith...
Out for a Hamilton throw in. Rinse and repeat. Lovely stuff, total football.
Since when did Hearts get their own gameday thread in here ffs.
They are absolutely SH*** we are going to leather them at Easter Road!!
This is the Hamilton thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
ago
They say a good goalkeeper is worth 10 points a season.
Our keepers are worth minus 10.
Comedy gold from kickback
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Does it really matter, it’s funny. Don’t view it u don’t like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
Imagine if you had the option to either read it or notQuote:
Originally Posted by J-C
Allo, Allo!
Herr Gruber doing well today, will he earn his £12k at halftime!
How many Stendels are there, is this one the brother of Gegenpresse Stendel and cousin of He's f****n s***e Stendel...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfiembra
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Spread it far and wideQuote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Anyone watching it? Being half-time can you tell me if the Hertz fans are revolting ?
Aye it's funny but we have a generic all other games thread, you'd think we were obsessed with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keyser Sauzee
45 minutes to save they’re place in the top league?
I’m no watching but can 100% confirmQuote:
Originally Posted by h1bs4life
My mate texted me to say that his 12 year old laddie wants to get Stendal put on the back of his Hibs shirt for a giggle.
I’m loving how he’s gone from being the second coming of Christ to now being scorned as a helpless donkey. I’d like to think that Hibs helped him on his way to this new status by rightly pumping them on Boxing Day. Can’t even imagine how much it’d screw them over financially if they had to get rid.
Absolute embarrassment.
****off everyone of you.
Including that gibbering manager.
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Right enough, it'll keep me up all night thinking about the thread lay out on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
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Shock horror. Football fans focus on their closest rivals when own team not playing.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
Hearts camped in the Accies half with loads of possession but pretty clueless with it. Tactic seems to be to hit Uche who falls over or knock it wide to Hickey who gets tackled. You’d think the extra man will tell over such a long period, but hopefully not! 🤞🏻
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxaReewNo-g
:greengrin
Theyve always been revolting.Quote:
Originally Posted by h1bs4life
Well done Accies thus far.
Stendel is a legend.
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Originally Posted by GlesgaeHibby
Now now Duncan, that is not very nice. Say sorry to Daniel.
I’ve got a vision of the Hearts players getting ripped into each other and Herr Stenners a gibbering wreck lying in the corner of the home dressing room this halftime.👍
Just had a look on YouTube and it’s actually not the same lino. I must have a previous grievance with this guy for something else he’s done.Quote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
Some of my favourites so far over on KB:
Clare aside, defenders have been awful.
Irving is a man short in midfield.
Uche is never a football player and Boyce is clearly playing with an injury.
we need an og or the scruffiest goal ever it doesn't matter but weve got to score soon, our team has players sold or rated in the millions and hopeful of being internationalists but are they?? not for us and down or still up we are garbage and a total rethink required with the CL/AM team oot!
Either the manager has to change system as we clearly don’t have the players to utilise it correctly or he has to go. This is abysmal.
Try Pereira in midfield. Nothing to lose
Souttar is a shadow of the player he was pre-injury. But sadly in his head he still thinks he’s Maldini.
😁
He’s 100% their Butcher. Get it right ****ing up them.Quote:
Originally Posted by CathroMustStay
I predict kick, hoof, dive, cheat and anything else that’ll save them.
Without a doubt a guaranteed penalty for them for a Walker or Ratboy dive!
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This Hearts team takes me back to ours when we got relegated.
It is obvious that Der Hun does not have a clue. Always felt we did have an opportunity to punt Butcher just before the split to give another manager a chance to save us as we were in freefall.
If Hearts seriously want to save themselves they have to punt Stendel now and put someone like Neil Warnock in charge. He would sort out their team pronto.
Well at 14:45 I was going to wish for HMFC getting beat 0-2 by ten men but thought it was a bit far fetched.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liam978
When the main commentator said "this is the first time I've had to commentate with my hood up" Preston took umbridge and interjected "Aye but its raining heavy" Unbeleivable😅Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Why do you care ?Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
I still don’t think they’ll go down, but it’s nice to see them suffer
Would cost Hibs £150k per year if we lost 2 home Derby’s😎
SHOULD STEAL THUR SONG AND PIT OOR ANE WORDS IN :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by calumhibee1
can we get a stendel tongue smiley
Focus people, remember this is all down to Levein like the Duncans are saying.
Definitely not Stendel's fault. The last thing we want to see is him leaving before the job's done.
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👅Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
We need a better song for this current situation than “hearts are going down”
But can they afford to sack him? Also look how long it took them to appoint a manager. No one wanted the job it seems, not even Stendel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibees1973
They are f***** and it’s so damn pleasing to see!
‘Rated in the millions’?!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by hfc rd
Really!!
😂
What channel is this game on?
Hearts TVQuote:
Originally Posted by Diclonius
"We need a leader like Leeanne* Dempster."
You wish.
*Duncan's spelling, not mine.
Comedy Gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diclonius
No danger. I didn't get to enjoy the last one because we went down too. Having derbies in the championship certainly didn't make up for being relegated.Quote:
Originally Posted by noz
All I want now is for accies to stand strong and grab a 3rd.
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Whilst crawling up the wall, licking his own face.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Can the BBC commentators get any further up the Hearts erkies? If this was Hibs 2 down to Accies, they'd be unable to contain themselves.
lol 👌Quote:
Originally Posted by Albanian Hibs
There is no guarantee of two home derbies next season assuming that Hearts get two and Hibs get one before the split.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Whizz
A 4th would be more than acceptable too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Hearts are going down.
Their manager is stubbornly trying the high press tactic when he doesn’t have the players for it. And more importantly they didn’t have time to recruit players or get everyone used to it.
Really naive to change things so drastically and expect results.
Their rivals are well versed in achieving survival via simple, compact systems. It’s not pretty but gets the job done. Blood and snotters stuff.
Fantastic
Booooooo
1-2
comeback is on
Booo.
I feel the Jambos pain, but it is pleasing to see them squirm.Quote:
Originally Posted by hfc rd
Fun while it lasted! Jammy ****ers with that red card.
A HUGE goal in their fight to not lose at home to ten men Hamilton.
I feel all the fun has just gone out of this now!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
1-2 they might just go on to grab a point or even win this?
FFS MON HAMILTON
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You don’t want him to go and for Levein to be in interim charge for the 2-legged playoff with Dundee?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
HaHaHaHaHoHoHoHeeHeeHoHoHoHoHeeHeeHeeHeeHoHoHaHaHa
Oh ma aching sides
Stop it !
Hearts 0 v 2 Hamilton Academicals
Oh wait a minute
Hearts 1 v 2 Hamilton Academicals
I’ve got btts
Just gets better 😂
I don't see anything there which says it should be a red. This to me is the most important part of the law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Helensburghhibs
•if the ball comes off the player’s body, or off another player (of either team) who isclose by, onto the hands/arms it is often impossible to avoid contact with the ball
2-1 boooooo
You might have something there since they don't sack anyone Stendel will probably become an assistant to one of the assistant directors of football they have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smartie
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Fun while it lasted
They’ll go on and win now. ****s
They are lucky enough, 💩but luckyQuote:
Originally Posted by Dunbar Hibee
Has the fun stopped now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Albanian Hibs
They could come back and win this comfortably now but the fact remains at 11vs11 they weren’t as good as Hamilton. That doesn’t stand them in good stead for the rest of the season.
This threads been a hoot while its lasted, ah someone just mentioned roughly the same(insert shake head defeated smiley)
BBC commentator went a bit offscript there “you wouldn’t think this was a new stand”
They did the same against Killie and pulled it back to 2-3 after the Killie keeper was red carded.Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
They won’t see it though and it’s just papering over the cracks.
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Before the start of play a draw was a bad result.Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
Anything less than a win against 10 men for so long is a disaster for them, and they’ll have the knowledge that they were far worse than a weakened Accies team whilst if was 11 vs 11.
They might scrape a fortunate win but there is plenty for them to be concerned about already today.
Naismith is supposed to be some sort of talisman, his absence was supposed to be the reason why they had become so garbage? Clearly not the messiah after all.
Even better if they equalise and the game gets called off
Media getting soaked in the big shiny new £23m super stand 😂😅😉
Can’t believe the sending off. Absolute disgrace.
Decision that could well keep them up
Save from Hamilton.
Not seen it but consensus on BBC radio Jambo was it was definitely a red card. Only chick Hun thought otherwiseQuote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
Bet they still don’t slate it! Ie Preston and the other BBC clownsQuote:
Originally Posted by Coco Bryce
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Tiny (goes) Pop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diclonius
This game is gonna get abandoned.
How many minutes do they have to play for result to count?Quote:
Originally Posted by Coco Bryce
Is there a rule about results standing after it has past a certain time??Quote:
Originally Posted by Coco Bryce
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Some conditions... looks more like an evening game :greengrin
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Originally Posted by hfc rd
'our team has players sold or rated in the millions'WTF ???
90 minutes or the game gets replayed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
PesosQuote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
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Who is it helping most?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
I think it was a foul. As he made his body unnaturally bigger.Quote:
Originally Posted by wookie70
If it was a foul then he stopped a goal scoring opportunity as Boyce was in.
That's why I think it was a red not for the handball itself if you know what I mean.
Commentator to Preston; Hearts have done well with their new stand, haven't they?
:faf:
All the evidence you need that keekboakers live in a bubbleQuote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
They’ve upped the tempo in their play after the break. Weather looks atrocious.
TaQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir David Gray
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Vietnamese dong.
Hamilton cannot withstand this pressure for another 30 mins
[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
No need for name calling, it's a family forum[emoji6]
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Originally Posted by jacomo
How do you know he is Vietnamese?
I can't see how Hamilton are winning this.