Acronyms game

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Grotesquely Odious Report Is Nauseous, Exemplifying Shameful Sleaziness

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Septuagenarian Loses Equilibrium As Zealous Inuit's Norks Exit Sealskin Simmet.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Loses Equilibrium As Zealous Inuit's Norks Exit Sealskin Simmet.

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Shut It Maurice Malpas. Emetic Tyrant.

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Shut It Maurice Malpas. Emetic Tyrant.

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Triumphant Yodelling Ruins Acronymist's Nascent Tumescence.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Triumphant Yodelling Ruins Acronymist's Nascent Tumescence.

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Take Up Mountaineering - Even Scaredies Can Experience Nirvana Conquering Everest

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Originally Posted by snooky

Take Up Mountaineering - Even Scaredies Can Experience Nirvana Conquering Everest

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Eschewing Vertical Exertions Requires Etymologist's Steely Temperament.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Eschewing Vertical Exertions Requires Etymologist's Steely Temperament.

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Terry's "Emissary" Marsella Punted. Edacious, Rotund, Absolutely Malpas-esque, Effectively Non-functioning Toady

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Terry's "Emissary" Marsella Punted. Edacious, Rotund, Absolutely Malpas-esque, Effectively Non-functioning Toady

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Totally Outstanding!!! Acolyte Departs. Yeehah!!!!!!!!

Yesterday evening's excesses heralded a hangover

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

Yesterday evening's excesses heralded a hangover

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Hutchyhibby Achieves Nauseous Groaning Over Vintner's Excessive Retches.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Hutchyhibby Achieves Nauseous Groaning Over Vintner's Excessive Retches.

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Rotund Etymologist Tempts Chesty Harridans, Exposing Stomach

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Rotund Etymologist Tempts Chesty Harridans, Exposing Stomach

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Skin Tight Over My Ar$e Cheeks - Help!

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Originally Posted by snooky

Skin Tight Over My Ar$e Cheeks - Help!

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Hiber-nation Evidently Loves Proctology. ;-)

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Hiber-nation Evidently Loves Proctology. ;-)

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Peoples' Rectums Ostensibly Can't Talk - Orificial Lingo Often Gleans Yamboisms

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Originally Posted by snooky

Peoples' Rectums Ostensibly Can't Talk - Orificial Lingo Often Gleans Yamboisms

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Youthful Acronymist Manfully Banishes Odious Imagery, Stoically Making Sausages.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Hiber-nation Evidently Loves Proctology. ;-)

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:faf:

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Originally Posted by snooky

Peoples' Rectums Ostensibly Can't Talk - Orificial Lingo Often Gleans Yamboisms

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:top marks

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Youthful Acronymist Manfully Banishes Odious Imagery, Stoically Making Sausages.

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:not worth

Sometimes Acronymists Utter Side-splitting Assertions, Gratifyingly Elucidating Syllables

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Sometimes Acronymists Utter Side-splitting Assertions, Gratifyingly Elucidating Syllables

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:aok: :cheers:

Seems Young Laureate Likes Auld Bunter's Lexiconic Easy Style

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Originally Posted by snooky

Seems Young Laureate Likes Auld Bunter's Lexiconic Easy Style

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Why thank you kind sir.

Sensitive Touch Yields Lubricated Effluvium.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Why thank you kind sir.

Sensitive Touch Yields Lubricated Effluvium.

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This page is comedy gold :)

Etymology Fans Feel Like Ululating Vociferously In Unbridled Merriment

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Etymology Fans Feel Like Ululating Vociferously In Unbridled Merriment

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Most Expired Require Rogering In Moist Environs. Nature's Tallow.

[QUOTE=Bunter;4164121]Most Expired Require Rogering In Moist Environs. Nature's Tallow.[/QUOTE]

Tried A Lusty, Large Orthodox Woman?

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Originally Posted by snooky

Tried A Lusty, Large Orthodox Woman?

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Women Often Make A Noise

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Women Often Make A Noise

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Naughty Old Inuit Squeals Ecstatically.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Naughty Old Inuit Squeals Ecstatically.

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Eskimos Can't Supply The Action That I Crave (A Lot Like Yourself) :wink:

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Originally Posted by snooky

Eskimos Can't Supply The Action That I Crave (A Lot Like Yourself) :wink:

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:greengrin

You're Obviously Upset Regarding Sexual Encounters Lacking Fervor

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Originally Posted by snooky

Eskimos Can't Supply The Action That I Crave (A Lot Like Yourself) :wink:

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You know it!!!

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

You're Obviously Upset Regarding Sexual Encounters Lacking Fervor

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Fat Etymologist Relishes Verbal Outpourings Richly.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

You know it!!!


Fat Etymologist Relishes Verbal Outpourings Richly.

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Rod Is Continually Haughty, Lacking Yield

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Rod Is Continually Haughty, Lacking Yield

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Yodelling Inuit's Eroticism Leaves Dirtiness.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yodelling Inuit's Eroticism Leaves Dirtiness.

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Drama In Referendum - Thursday's Independence Night Ensures Separate Scotland

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Drama In Referendum - Thursday's Independence Night Ensures Separate Scotland

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Samaritans Can Overcome Tricksters - Loveable Autocrats Nearing Defeat

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Originally Posted by snooky

Samaritans Can Overcome Tricksters - Loveable Autocrats Nearing Defeat

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Dirty Etymologist Felches Each Acrobatic Tumbler.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Dirty Etymologist Felches Each Acrobatic Tumbler.

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Terribly Uncouth Mr Bunter Likes Elderly Romps

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Terribly Uncouth Mr Bunter Likes Elderly Romps

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Referendum Overdose. Make Peace Scotland.

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Referendum Overdose. Make Peace Scotland.

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So Campaigning's Over Tonight. Let A Nation Decide

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

So Campaigning's Over Tonight. Let A Nation Decide

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Darling Empties Cameron - Interesting Double Entendre?

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Terribly Uncouth Mr Bunter Likes Elderly Romps

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Hell, yeah!!!!!

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Originally Posted by snooky

Darling Empties Cameron - Interesting Double Entendre?

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Etymologist's Nonagenarian Tendencies Exemplify Naughty Delinquencies, Revealing Evilness.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Hell, yeah!!!!!


Etymologist's Nonagenarian Tendencies Exemplify Naughty Delinquencies, Revealing Evilness.

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Exceptionally Vile Ibrox Legions Never Ever Stop Sectarianism

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Exceptionally Vile Ibrox Legions Never Ever Stop Sectarianism

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Septuagenarian's Erotic Caresses Titillate Acronymist. Rampant Inuit Acclaims Novel Insertion - Sado Masochism

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian's Erotic Caresses Titillate Acronymist. Rampant Inuit Acclaims Novel Insertion - Sado Masochism

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Mayhem As Sparky's Offered Contract. Hibs Instantly Score More

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Mayhem As Sparky's Offered Contract. Hibs Instantly Score More

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Massive Orgasm Ruptures Etymologist.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Massive Orgasm Ruptures Etymologist.

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Eggert Took Your Mind Off Lexicography Often, Giving Insatiable Sexual Techniques :wink:

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Eggert Took Your Mind Off Lexicography Often, Giving Insatiable Sexual Techniques :wink:

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Tache Endorsing Cash Handout Now. I'm Quietly Upbeat. Expecting Sparky

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Originally Posted by snooky

Tache Endorsing Cash Handout Now. I'm Quietly Upbeat. Expecting Sparky

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Some Punters Are Really Knowledgeable, Yeah?

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Eggert Took Your Mind Off Lexicography Often, Giving Insatiable Sexual Techniques :wink:

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Now there's a blast from the past. :aok:

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Some Punters Are Really Knowledgeable, Yeah?

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Yachtsman Enters Anally Hiber-nation. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Now there's a blast from the past. :aok:


Yachtsman Enters Anally Hiber-nation. :eek:

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Hideous Image Brings Etymologists Raging Nationwide As Tawdry Item's On News

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Hideous Image Brings Etymologists Raging Nationwide As Tawdry Item's On News

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Naughty Etymologist Worsens Situation.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Naughty Etymologist Worsens Situation.

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Sex Is The Ultimate Animal Temptation. I'm Obviously Neutered.

:clapper: (<-bricks missing)

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Originally Posted by snooky

Sex Is The Ultimate Animal Temptation. I'm Obviously Neutered.

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Neutered Etymologist Underwent Testicular Extraction, Reducing Erotic Desires.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Neutered Etymologist Underwent Testicular Extraction, Reducing Erotic Desires.

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Dear Etymologists. Sauzee Is Returning ER-wards Shortly.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dear Etymologists. Sauzee Is Returning ER-wards Shortly.

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Small Hope Of Returning To Lustrous Yesteryears

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Originally Posted by snooky

Small Hope Of Returning To Lustrous Yesteryears

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Yesterday's Efforts Snook(y)ered, Top Etymologist Regularly Yearns Expectantly After Renowned Striker

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Yesterday's Efforts Snook(y)ered, Top Etymologist Regularly Yearns Expectantly After Renowned Striker

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Sir, Thanks Re. Internet Kinship. Equal Respect :aok:

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Originally Posted by snooky

Sir, Thanks Re. Internet Kinship. Equal Respect :aok:

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Risqué Etymologist, Snooky, Practices Esoteric Calisthenics Thrustingly.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Risqué Etymologist, Snooky, Practices Esoteric Calisthenics Thrustingly.

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Though Hibs Regularly Underperform So Traumatically, Its Not Gonna Last Yearlong

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Though Hibs Regularly Underperform So Traumatically, Its Not Gonna Last Yearlong

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Young Eggert's Anal Rupture Leaves Orifice Newly Gaping.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Young Eggert's Anal Rupture Leaves Orifice Newly Gaping.

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Guzzling A Pint Is Normally Gratifying

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Guzzling A Pint Is Normally Gratifying

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Glasgow Rangers Are Tanked Impressively. F*** You Inbred Newco Govanites!

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Glasgow Rangers Are Tanked Impressively. F*** You Inbred Newco Govanites!

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Grotesque Orangemen, Vile, Absolutely Nauseous Ibrox-ites Thoroughly Earned Stuffing

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Grotesque Orangemen, Vile, Absolutely Nauseous Ibrox-ites Thoroughly Earned Stuffing

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Seems The Underdogs Finally Found Inspiration - Neaderthals Gazumped!

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Originally Posted by snooky

Seems The Underdogs Finally Found Inspiration - Neaderthals Gazumped!

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Goal - Another Zinger! Unerring Move Provides Exceptional Delight.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Goal - Another Zinger! Unerring Move Provides Exceptional Delight.[

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Definitely - Elegant Louie's Input Guaranteed Huns Trouncing

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Originally Posted by snooky

Definitely - Elegant Louie's Input Guaranteed Huns Trouncing

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Truculent Rangers Overdo Upset, Nonsensical Complaints Incense Non-bigoted Groupings

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Truculent Rangers Overdo Upset, Nonsensical Complaints Incense Non-bigoted Groupings

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Grannies Regularly Offer Underperformers Practice In Negating Shortcomings

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Grannies Regularly Offer Underperformers Practice In Negating Shortcomings

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Where??????

Super Hibees Overcome Rangers Totally. Complaints Over Mohsni Incurred Next Games Scarcity.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Where??????

Super Hibees Overcome Rangers Totally. Complaints Over Mohsni Incurred Next Games Scarcity.

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In yer dreams :wink:

Scantily Clad Aged Roasters Charm Indolent Thickset Yearner

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

In yer dreams :wink:

Scantily Clad Aged Roasters Charm Indolent Thickset Yearner

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Yon Etymologist Acclaims Risqué Nudity Each Round.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yon Etymologist Acclaims Risqué Nudity Each Round.

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Rangers Obliterators Unleash New Dynasty?

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Originally Posted by snooky

Rangers Obliterators Unleash New Dynasty?

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Drunk Yam "Nobleman" Always Stains Trousers Yellow

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Drunk Yam "Nobleman" Always Stains Trousers Yellow

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Yokels Enjoy Larkhall Loyal Orange Walk.

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Yokels Enjoy Larkhall Loyal Orange Walk.

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We All Like Kano

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

We All Like Kano

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Kuwaiti Acronymist Never Orgasms.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Kuwaiti Acronymist Never Orgasms.

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Often Rangers Gain Advantage Suspiciously. Masonic Shenanigans.

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Often Rangers Gain Advantage Suspiciously. Masonic Shenanigans.

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Shock!!!!!! Headbutt Evidently Never Actioned. Now Inbreds Growl About Naughty Skullduggery.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Shock!!!!!! Headbutt Evidently Never Actioned. Now Inbreds Growl About Naughty Skullduggery.

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Sectarian Klutzes Utterly Love Loyalism. Depraved Unwashed Grotesque Govanites Encompass Rabid Yamism.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sectarian Klutzes Utterly Love Loyalism. Depraved Unwashed Grotesque Govanites Encompass Rabid Yamism.

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"You Are Mistaken" Inflated Sally Maintains

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Originally Posted by snooky

"You Are Mistaken" Inflated Sally Maintains

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Mike Ashley Is Not The Answer. Implode Now Sevco!

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Mike Ashley Is Not The Answer. Implode Now Sevco!

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Servco Evaporates Via Coisty's Orifice

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Originally Posted by snooky

Servco Evaporates Via Coisty's Orifice

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Orgasm Reflex Is Faultless In Clarty Etymologist.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Orgasm Reflex Is Faultless In Clarty Etymologist.

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Every Time You Mention Orgasms, Lewd Old Grannies' Inhibitions Suddenly Transpire

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Every Time You Mention Orgasms, Lewd Old Grannies' Inhibitions Suddenly Transpire

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Trounced Rangers Again, Naturally. Sammy's Punt Is Rather Eloquent.

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Originally Posted by snooky

Trounced Rangers Again, Naturally. Sammy's Punt Is Rather Eloquent.

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Expert Lexicographers Often Query Unusually Engineered Non-standard Tagmemics

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Expert Lexicographers Often Query Unusually Engineered Non-standard Tagmemics

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Two Away Goals Mean Elfin Muirhouser's Inspiring Cocky Scots

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Originally Posted by snooky

Two Away Goals Mean Elfin Muirhouser's Inspiring Cocky Scots

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I thought that said "Effin Muirhouser"!

Snooky's Caricature Offers Tribute Size-wise

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

I thought that said "Effin Muirhouser"!

Snooky's Caricature Offers Tribute Size-wise

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Strachan's International Zeal Evidently Works. Incisive Soccer Entertains.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Strachan's International Zeal Evidently Works. Incisive Soccer Entertains.

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Eleven Naturals. The Easter Road Tornados Are Inspirational Ned's Superstars

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Originally Posted by snooky

Eleven Naturals. The Easter Road Tornados Are Inspirational Ned's Superstars

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Some Uninspiring Posters Evidently Rate Stubbs' Team As Rather Spiritless

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Some Uninspiring Posters Evidently Rate Stubbs' Team As Rather Spiritless

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Several Posters Interestingly Remark, In Thumping Livingston, Even Sourpusses Smiling

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Originally Posted by snooky

Several Posters Interestingly Remark, In Thumping Livingston, Even Sourpusses Smiling

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Scorer Malonga Is Like Inzaghi - Nicks Goals

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Originally Posted by Mr White

Scorer Malonga Is Like Inzaghi - Nicks Goals

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Goalie Off And Leaving Soon?

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Originally Posted by snooky

Goalie Off And Leaving Soon?

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So Oxley's Offski? Naah.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

So Oxley's Offski? Naah.

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Negative Answer Appreciated, Hiber-nation :aok:

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Originally Posted by snooky

Negative Answer Appreciated, Hiber-nation :aok:

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Haughty Indignation Belies Etymologist's Risqué Notions. Acronymist Treats Insults Offhandedly, Noting Subversives.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Haughty Indignation Belies Etymologist's Risqué Notions. Acronymist Treats Insults Offhandedly, Noting Subversives.

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Very good sir

Slightly Underperforming But Very Enthusiastic Resourceful Stubbsy Improves Very Erratic Squad

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Very good sir

Slightly Underperforming But Very Enthusiastic Resourceful Stubbsy Improves Very Erratic Squad

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Stubbs Quashes Underachieving And Doubt.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Stubbs Quashes Underachieving And Doubt.

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Derby-Overcome Useless Bloody Trepidation

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Originally Posted by hughio

Derby-Overcome Useless Bloody Trepidation

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Trampy Reprobates Experience Pathetic Infatuation Doubling As Triumphalism In Our Negativity.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Trampy Reprobates Experience Pathetic Infatuation Doubling As Triumphalism In Our Negativity.

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Non-payments Evidently Gleaned Advantages. Those Illicit Victories Infinitely Tainted Yambandits

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Originally Posted by snooky

Non-payments Evidently Gleaned Advantages. Those Illicit Victories Infinitely Tainted Yambandits

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:top marks

Yammish Accountants Make Blandishments About Non-payments Daily, Ignoring Tendering Settlements.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

:top marks

Yammish Accountants Make Blandishments About Non-payments Daily, Ignoring Tendering Settlements.

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:agree:

Screwing Everybody, The Tynie Evaders Misappropriated Excessively, Naturally Tainting Success

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

:agree:

Screwing Everybody, The Tynie Evaders Misappropriated Excessively, Naturally Tainting Success

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Several Unrecovered Charitable Contributions Evidently Shamelessly Stolen.

[QUOTE=Mr White;4206443]Several Unrecovered Charitable Contributions Evidently Shamelessly Stolen.[/QUOTE]

Selling Tees Of Lamentable Escapade Nauseating.