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:thumbsup: Absolutely LOVIN' this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Daily Hun also now changed its heading from "Hearts Saved" to "Hope for Hearts".
This whole affair making the media, journos and Yams fans look like desperate chumps of the highest order. :thumbsup:
For all the latest news, updates and critical analysis, there's only one place to come to !
Scottish fitba journalism at Its absolute pinnacle. :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Onion
complete and utter *****
Cheers DD!Quote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
I was wondering what those 5 stars were on the Sevco tops....I've finally worked it out from your post :greengrin
It is quite hilarious this, even now, taking into account all his ******-ups - they still take 'Banderson' serious !!. The shares are frozen pending a criminal-investigation involving £millions/billions ?? - involving a guy who's still to be apprehended so he can give his side of things - all in a part of the world where the legal-process makes ours seem stream-lined !!.
Yet 'Banderson' makes it appear like a simple-formality and they've all got erections - DESPITE their own crowd (FOH) saying 'nothing's changed' - they really do defy logic !!
They do deserve credit though, for making all of this so damned enjoyable - 'Sick-Bag' is just an absolute delight !!!
Frank Sauzee is the multi capped French international footballer who played in and won the Champions League final in 1993. The other one hasn't attained anything like that in his rather journeyman type career being moved about at the whim of Mr Romanov sir - once got punted rather quickly by Southampton after they realised how the yam transfer moneygoround worked and what they had got for their money.Quote:
Originally Posted by GlenrothesHibee
:faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by GlenrothesHibee
One of them actually did win the Champions League though. Totally different class of player.
Sorry but you cannot mention Le God and that ****ing little yams big nosed **** in the same breath.Quote:
Originally Posted by GlenrothesHibee
Franck Sauzee was pure and utter class. He oozed it both on and off the pitch.
Bawsack on the other hand is **** all. What's he done with his career. He ****ing haw.
If you'd only asked before I would have telt you sooner. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
He is sticking to his 4-6 week mantra today also.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
Ha I had a long argument with the same Jambo on twitter. Not the brightest for sure. Tried to compare Hibs taking loan players as the same as Hearts bumping Charities etc!Quote:
Originally Posted by Leishy1995
seemingly all that needs done is to get the verbal agreement form signed and that's it ....:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zondervan
Keep this to yourself guys, but I am a man of significant independent wealth. I have instructed my solicitors to send a formal written offer to the UBIG administrators with an unconditional offer of £51,000 for their shares in HMoFC as soon as they become available.
As I said, keep it to yourselves and, on no account, tip off the Edinburgh Evening News.
Whayyyy I'm getting to them!
then in responseQuote:
Originally Posted by Zachearts
ThenQuote:
Originally Posted by David Attenborough
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Originally Posted by Rudy T
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Originally Posted by Bajillions
:faf::faf::faf::faf:... love it keep up the good work
LTYF :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
If they are allowed to move to the next stage does that magic form, or any other statement from allisbarry make all the football debt go away as well then? Or have they saved up enough to pay that separately?Quote:
Originally Posted by malagahibby
Check out rubber stamp thread .they can do anything with one of those .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I have stopped worrying about what will or won't happen , just keep enjoying there predicament until there is something tangible that breaks officially .They certainly won't be slow to tell us that's for sure .Then we try and dissect what's happening ,until then they are officially in Administration ,Shares they need are Frozen ,and they remain in Limbo and running out of money
:aok: Brilliant work, Bajillions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
If you ever fancy a trip to East Sussex to meet one in person, drop me a PM :wink:
Now they think I'm posting over there! They really are gullible.
And dont you forget it :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by MehHFC
:aok: Cheers Ronnie, see it that way myself, just forgot to put the sarcastic wink smiley in my post. Rubber stamp thread is a laugh - there must be some yams who actually remember some of allisbarrys previous utterances and how wide of the mark they were. We will have something more to laugh at when the latest key development comes to nothing. Denial is probably a bit more comforting for the time being.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronniekirk
Why dont you 2 just meet in the gorgay suite , aye we,re wathing you 2 :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
LT2YFs :greengrin
Just saw the quote about you ,take it there is no slander or libel laws governing sites as you would have a good case There is clearly a price to be paid for those pursuing truth against these deluded ones .Ignore the back handed compliments and keep the good work upQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
Ronnie - if there were slander and libel laws, I swear I'd be serving time :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Ronniekirk
Havent worked out all the little subtle nuances of some of these smileys myself ,but as this develops we could probably end up using most of them at some point .Not sure if one for Deluded .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Must catch up with your posts then :aok:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
Congratulations! :hibeesQuote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
Are they just thick or could they not actually read this bit in the EEN 'article':
Hearts’ administrators BDO are proceeding with caution in the hope that the deal can go through despite UBIG’s assets being frozen.
This is brilliant. Barry fills there small little heads with hope and Bajillions and Sergey get it tight for being gullible and being undercover Yams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
Priceless!
Total and utter roasters.
YOUR SHARES ARE FROZEN.
GIRFUYYYF's
Maybe they caught the Russian Weather Forecast about a big Thaw working it's way through the Tundra. Hang on just going to get that coat from the shooglie peg ,then I will be Leven on that Midnight Train to GeorgiaQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Originally Posted by VivaHibs
and a totally different kind of human being as well
With it still being -1 in Gorgie I amn't surprised their shares are still frozen.
Hearts are sheeeeeite. The end.
Nothings changed then :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Onion
I just don't have the words, this merrick has just provided us with one of the biggest WHOOOOSH! moment's in history!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Richard Attenborough;
In fact, I DO have a word! ....
"Pleasing" :lolyam:
"Dick" seems apt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Alf
:hilariousQuote:
The best thing about Hibs.net, is that they are so obsessed with us, they actually all use the terminology from this very site. Take a look at the Mega tears and snotters thread...
"Seething:
"Roasters"
"Pleasing"
Now obviously these terms were not invented on here, but through certain sources like a dearly departed couple of posters, (KLEEK) they were assimilated in to our daily JKB vocabulary, and cemented there by the brilliant smiley making abilities of one of them.
What a vagina.
Ha ha, they're comedy gold, I'm working late and just checked in before getting the tube home, the cleaner is probably wondering what I'm laughing atQuote:
Originally Posted by Just Alf
:lolyam:
Absolutely fantastic. They just don't get any of it. All very pleasing indeed!Quote:
Originally Posted by joe breezy
Brill :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
Thon Attenborough must be the biggest rancid tadger over on flumpsbak
Keep up the good work Baj
Very :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Just Alf
What a "Roaster" :hahaha::jamboclowQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Richard Attenborough;
The best thing about Hibs.net, is that they are so obsessed with us, they actually all use the terminology from this very site. Take a look at the Mega tears and snotters thread...
"Seething:
"Roasters"
"Pleasing"
Now obviously these terms were not invented on here, but through certain sources like a dearly departed couple of posters, (KLEEK) they were assimilated in to our daily JKB vocabulary, and cemented there by the brilliant smiley making abilities of one of them.
Note to any lurking Yams.
Banderson has just confirmed that your club is safe and #allisbarry, so you can cancel those DDs to Save Hearts In Trouble and instead use the money to put food on the table for your kids.
And put back the money they stole from their kids piggy banks. :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrie
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...%201/thief.gif
There is actually a thread over there saying we are ****ing ourselves about them coming back up right away and be on a level financial playing field us for the first time in years.
Are these rockets for real? They have overspent much more than us for 20 years.
A Whales Vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Governor
They may well be using this prior to announcing next seasons' tickets. Tickets. Has Southern's pong all over it. Big lie before the cadging starts. Tickets.
:faf::faf: Hearts’ administrators BDO are proceeding with caution in the hope that the deal can go through despite UBIG’s assets being FROZEN !
Slight problem - for those on planet YAM - Nothing has changed - Until anything changes in Lithuania - then crawl back under your rocks.
Your club is desperate and struggling :greengrin You have no money - your getting relegated - there is a small chance your coming back up but chances are you will stay down in the wee league below us and suffer. Your stadium needs fixed - you know it but can't do anything about it. Your FOH plan is also full of issues which doesn't make it sustainable or secure long term. Your own fans know that too - questions asked but answers often avoid the questions.
Whatever happens in the next few weeks and months - your history and club pride has been tarnished with the last few years events. Every club in the UK know your a club with no shame or class and you will always have that tag as everyone will know you along with Rangers as a club in a mess.
You don't own us - you haven't killed us (we beat you last game and had more fans than you could dream of at a home game at the last derby).
Things are so bad for you that you celebrate a draw against a team with 9 players and no goalie like a Champions League Final win (cringe).
You have a long long way to go but the damage is done and I have thoroughly enjoyed laughing at you and will continue to do so as your club is and always will be a laughing stock. Seething 1902 - 5-1 :faf::faf: Is that all you have - wake up and live in the present day.
Originally Posted by Sir Richard Attenborough;:
The best thing about Hibs.net, is that they are so obsessed with us, they actually all use the terminology from this very site. Take a look at the Mega tears and snotters thread...
"Seething:
"Roasters"
"Pleasing"
I couldn't believe that this 'roaster' was stupid enough not latch on to the irony, sarcasm and p!ss-taking, till I looked at his name and saw it was Sir David's 'not very bright but very angry wee' brother. This guy is a legend. :-)
They seriously thought Rudi may be appearing for their U20's tonight. ***wits
Pleasing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Pleasing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Filled Rolls
Seething. :grr:
Got mixed up there - I'm roasting.:fuming:Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Nine players :whistle:Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenStar
Is his nose not bigger than 20 inches so thats why he couldnt play surely ??Quote:
Originally Posted by nribs
Attachment 11828Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
Dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
This was posted a little earlier, but its so good it's worth posting again. :aok:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
No need to be 'oozing with cringe' ... Now there's another phrase I learnt from the maroons.
I wonder in the history of world football if there's ever been a team in as big a shambles as Hearts with a support as utterly clueless as the yams?
Has there ever been a situation where a group of supporters have consistently been 10 steps behind the fans of their biggest rivals when it comes to actually knowing what is going on?!
From day 1 they have not had the first clue what's happening. They were adamant that they would never go into administration. They were far too big for that and of course, they owed the money to themselves so all was cool. We TOLD them it would end in Admin.
They then swore that it would be a short Admin, a couple of weeks they said. Out of Admin before the transfer window closes they said. We TOLD them it would be long and complicated.
They knew NOTHING about any frozen shares. They laughed at us any time we mentioned them. 'Bitter Hobos and their frozen shares'. Even when their chum Barry mentioned them they didn't understand. We TOLD them about the shares in the freezer. In fact, we told them months and months ago.
It's embarrassing how little they actually understand about the situation. Utterly embarrassing. Yet hilariously, if they do manage to escape before liquidation then those clowns over there will be shouting about how right they were and how wrong and bitter we were.
For those of you reading this, we have been right from the word dot. You've been scrambling about chasing our coat tails. Regularly peeping on this thread to try and work out what's actually going on at your shameless club. If FoH are a representation of Hearts fans then there should be fun times ahead. IF of course you avoid liquidation.
Talk about the blind leading the blind.
Pleasing.
:top marksExcellent post, nail hit firmly on the head.Quote:
Originally Posted by NadeAteMyLunch!
As a conservative estimate, Hibs stand to lose £200K if/when we are relegated. Remember this is a team that are losing £1 Million per annum and have mounting debts. Meanwhile we take 1 or 2 seasons in the Championship, rebuilding our team and paying off the BIDCO debts. We come back a stronger, a fan owned and led football club and they are plodding along, hoping that Sir Tom Farmer doesn't die or simply cut the financial link. I can handle that for a couple of years.
Taken from from sick bag, you gotta laugh.
Excellent:thumbsup::thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by NadeAteMyLunch!
That's when they're no too busy peeping through keyholes and bathroom windaes instead, creeps, paedos and of course roasters.
http://www.australiandogforum.net/im...r-laughing.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
followed by this little Doozey -Quote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
You are being very conservative. This season their home gates excluding games us have averaged 10,000. Their two home games against us averaged 18,500. Assume that Hamilton, Dundee or Falkirk bring 500 or so fans next season they are looking at an income reduction of 8,000 * 2* £30 per head which is £ 480k which comes straight out of Butchers playing budget for next season which is why he was suggesting the removal of our registration ban.
I knew there must have been a reason for it! :faf: :faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
Dearie, dearie me :crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
Och well, it's a shame Sir Tom has safeguarded Hibs future and hasn't had the decency to tell Kickbackers - bugger !Quote:
Originally Posted by Stax
Oh.....Hearts fans looking in......he has by the way, safeguarded the future, just if you're really interested. Our Sir Tom doesn't do running away 😉
Jambo's on kickback are still confident that something positive is about to happen. They will be even more unbearable if they squirm out of this. What worries me is why any Hearts connected official, whether it's Southern or BDO would leak this news knowing they would look pretty stupid when the truth came out. Maybe there is some verbal agreement around the shares which will eventually mean the takeover could go ahead. That' s not saying Hibs Net guys are wrong as we know the shares are frozen until such times that the legal situation is sorted. Maybe both parties are correct in some way. I think it's a bit unrealistic to assume that even on kickback there are not a few posters that have some inside knowledge. I think it's unlikely it will happen soon but I am bracing myself for them coming out of admin round about May time. It will be heralded as a huge success and no mention will be made of all the creditors who have lost out big time. On a positive note I cannot see a smooth passage ahead for them with so called fan ownership. They are heading for turbulent times either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Away fans total 3,400 max per game and we have never charged them £30. So apart from being completely wrong he's hit the nail on the head.Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
Particularly no with suitcases full of season ticket and share money :faf: what a bunch of gullible fuds taken for a ride by the mad submariner :hahaha::jamboclow :lolyam:Quote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
They're right. It just isn't the positive thing they're expecting :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by inglisavhibs
Does anyone have that Petrie picture with the integrity is beyond purchase quote.
Any in the know posters on 29pointsback who try and tell the mutants what's actually going on get shouted down and accused of being bitter hobos, is it any wonder none of them have got a clue what's going on. Without a doubt they are the thickest supporters in the history of world football.Quote:
Originally Posted by inglisavhibs
Yes, but they won't squirm out of relegation. They won't squirm out of the knowledge that they spent other people's money for moderate success on the park. They won't squirm out of the embarrassment they must feel when they remember their fawning over Romanov. They won't squirm out of the realisation that the opposite of pride is shame, that if you can feel pride in your club then by definition you can also feel shame, and that their club have just turned to small businesses, taxpayers and charities and said "we are not paying you back the money we owe".Quote:
Originally Posted by inglisavhibs
What everyone knows, including the yams is that they've already already lost, whatever else they manage to squirm out of.
Some trumpet posts:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
Know who I am, do you?Quote:
Dear Sergay.............you do not live in east sussex despite your claims.............some of us know who you are but choose not to post the full facts but please stop trying to be some sort of undercover agent.............you've been proved wrong along with your deluded friends and we will be out of admin shortly....................I expect an apology shortly afterwards and look forward to your new fantasy excuse
When you've been proved wrong stop digging the hole is the most common saying............though in your case keep digging and I'll come round and fill it up for you..........................of course you'll be inside.
Keep wishing ya flange.
:agree: And the properly certified and published accounts are there without fail every year - surely one of them must be able to understand what the asset & liability figures are and maybe explain it to the rest?Quote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
Maybe if the yam had followed this example earlier they'd have seen all this coming.
The most cursory glance at their future liability - the debt to the biddies, the football debt and the black hole that is the crumbling non uefa compliant stadium - really should give cause for concern if the fannies ever do get their hands on it all.
For our yam friends looking in, pay attention, even FOH seems to want a situation where assets exceed liabilities - that's what Hibs achieved some time ago, the tax man is happy with it, our accounts are certified, we spend money on training facilities and actually own assets worth more than we owe, we did not go into administration as we have no one chasing us for poppy money, we pay our tax, vat, business rates, don't owe Heriot Watt a penny and our staff get paid..........I could go on.
If FOH get their hands on the club by exiting admin they are going to have to do it with only the football income that the rest have been doing it with for years - no debt forgiveness paid for with dirty money. The type of "borrowing" the yam have been doing for decades is summed up quite nicely by the creditors list they have published themselves. It's unlikely they will get much normal credit facilities for quite a while yet.
The shares are not available at the moment, there is every possibility that some closed doors deal has been done to circumvent the legitimate rights of other parties - its what Hearts of recent decades do - but if the current rumour about those shares is true then it says a lot about the "new" organisation and the people associated with it that on such an important matter they couldn't keep their traps shut - a dose of look at me syndrome there? Worse you feed it to allisbarry, with his track record.
If true I wonder how whoever is involved in this at the Lith end feels about it being leaked - nothing in writing so they could always change their minds :greengrin
Did he sign itQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
all the very best
Shaun Lawson
(aged 123/4) ?
I am one.Quote:
Originally Posted by lord bunberry
unsurpisingly I could not give a flying ****.
the grim reaper gets closer and closer!
:wink:
Can you imagine if these fans actually were running Hearts? Hard as it is to imagine, I think they'd do an even worse job of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SMAXXA
Hee hee! He called you Sergay. SerGAY, geddit? As in all the Hibees are...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
Just can't compete with imaginative insults like that. :rolleyes:
The problem with this is that they DONT feel any shame. They have no remorse, regrets or any humility whatsoever.They couldn`t care less who their club shafted, not the charities, not the small businesses and certainly not the people of Lithuania who had their savings stolen so they could afford The Barman and his mates. None of them would change a thing but would do it all again....they`ve said it often enough. Hence why they are blaming their mess on the SFA,SPFL and all the clubs, very few blame Vlad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellow Hibee
These boys love a reach around...
http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index....e-weeeee-team/
your thinking, is my thinking Jim. but you did notice the rolleyes smiley I hopeQuote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
nailed it Jamie, nailed it:not worthQuote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
They certainly put the fud in yamfuds. **** off Hearts to those looking inQuote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
See what I mean, him and the countless other 'Windae-Lickers' over there truly make that site such a sheer delight !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Alf
It's a constant, soothing reassurance that there are definitely some who have it worse - who'd have thought that 'Twenty-Points-Back' would emerge as our comfort-blanket !!!
This oneQuote:
Originally Posted by God Petrie
Attachment 11831
This is what it's all about for those looking in.
Bathgate in the Hootsman this morning is crowing the the same guff as Bandersn did yesterday , you would think he would do a bit of research before he wrote anything but i don't think he has the brains for that. Contrast his slaverings to dare i say it the daily ranger then you get a different picture
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/f...battle-3048642
Not my favourite paper but at least they tried to ask a few questions.
love that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Its the cover pic on my facebook.
I knew they had been over doing the home baking although there was an interesting article on Google about how to repair a toilet using a flange ,so they talk so Mutch ***** I can imagine they may well be in need of said implementQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
We should be making more use of this Ito keep that central issue at the heart of any debate ,but it would be nice to fly post it on all the bus stops and shops along Georgie wayQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
My god....over there they really do take stupidity to a new level, it's unreal just how thick they really are......but it gives us great amusement though i must say reading the quotes every day, :greengrin:greengrin
The saying about not mocking the afflicted has to be ignored when it comes to them and their level of stupidity as it's so comical reading their nonsensical comments :greengrin
Just noticed Jumbos up coming fixtures for Feb/Mar:-
ICT. CELTIC. DONS. MOTHERWELL. ....
ta ta jumbos :-)
Yeah they're down already and with no guarantee of coming back at the first time of asking either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibernia Na Eir
Your irony didn't go unnoticed.Quote:
Originally Posted by monktonharp
its just become mine. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague
Jambos at work celebrating this morning."did ye read the evening news"? They said. "We're coming out of admin" they said.
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Originally Posted by Jim44
How can you compare Le God with a rejected Concorde prototype :grr:Quote:
Originally Posted by GlenrothesHibee
“The target is to save Hearts by the end of February. It won’t be done any sooner than that but it may even run into March before the club is finally out of administration.”Quote:
Originally Posted by greenpaper55
They got this part spot on .. they will DEFINITELY be out of administration by the end of March. :wink:
Imagine relying on Bazza's utterances of what the current situation is for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
Other than the daily rangers heavily cautious piece have any other news outlets run with yamdersons exclusive?