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Bridge hibs
Dug **** on pavements 🤬
Running late last week, ground rock solid with frost, bus approaching and I break into a jog only to plant my right foot into a frozen poop, obviously solid on the top and gooey in the middle 🤬
Slid for about a yard but stayed on my feet, thanks to my skateboarding youth which left me with very minimal nimbleness. Tried my best to scrape the remnants of some dugs breakfast from my boot before embarking on a very whiffy and eye watering journey to work
Apologies if anyone was on that journey and suffered, I assure you it was on my boot and not in my boxers 🤬
****ing manky *******s 🤬