Originally Posted by
Chic Murray
At last!:aok:
So, I was going to a wedding in Blackpool, and I asked this lady at the other table, "what's the best way to walk"
She said, "put one foot in front of the other".
I saw her later that day coming towards me in the street. I knew she was coming towards me, she was getting bigger all the time.
She had an incredibly long nose . the woman with the extraordinarily long nose. I've nothing against long noses – they run in our family.
When the woman hung her hooter in the air, she was able to say, with absolute certainty: "There's someone cooking cabbage in Manchester".