Originally Posted by
TrinityHibs
I just googled Are Hearts dead? Actually I googled are Zombies dead? and got
they are undead. They were once alive people . They died, and became a mobile dead body through a virus, disease, fungus, parasite or something else.
Replace parasite with Vlad and thats good enough for me. In fact do you need to make any changes?
This answers the often repeated question are they dead? No they are undead..people who were once alive but became infected.
To be fair to Zombies the yams have poorer dress sense, use fewer skin care products, are less co-ordinated, dont have their personal hygiene issues as sorted and look in two different directions at the same time. On a positive note our deluded friends have solved the problem of what do charities do with donated clothes that sub saharan tribesmen and Albanian travellers consider to be a bit naff and like the zombies and the daleks, they have contributed to an endless supply of u tube clips of them trying to unsuccessfully navigate stairs. I am sure I have seen more than one of the undead at the Wongadome.:agree:
