Gorgie Paramnesia
Hearts themed acts of forgetfulness
“Where on earth did I leave my driving gloves?”
“Vlad, did you remember to pay the Lady Haig Poppy Fund?”
“Anne, where have you put those seats for the new stand?”
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Gorgie Paramnesia
Hearts themed acts of forgetfulness
“Where on earth did I leave my driving gloves?”
“Vlad, did you remember to pay the Lady Haig Poppy Fund?”
“Anne, where have you put those seats for the new stand?”
JTA - common misconception is that it's short for Jamestown Analytics but it is actually an abbreviation for Jam Tarts Anal-tics which is what they'll seem to be suffering from when they can't sit down through a full 90 minutes so have to leave early in the battle for 7th place.
An irritating whine from a supporter of Heart of Midlothian Football club.
usually centers on clinging on to and showing a “5-1” gesture.
Theres a heavy focus on stats (without wider context) until the ones offered in response prompt a change of subject.
Tynie atmosphere. Size seems to be a fixation until the inconvenient truth comes… Smnaller pitch smaller stadium bigger chip.
CRITCHLEY LEAGUE TABLE
a manufactured statistics used by supported of Heart of Midlothian supports in the vain effort to convince themselves that the analytics selected the best managerial option available.
“Seven year critch”
A yam romance Hibs fans hope lasts a long time.
Winners of the 'took Aberdeen to the 118th minute with nine men' trophy. That will put them in good stead in their battle to avoid 11th place.
The best outcome. Red cards and extra time will mean today was a hard luck story. Keeping Critchley in a job. Win win
Even though they got beat because they couldn't keep up with a very, very slow team I thought they did well. Plucky.Quote:
Originally Posted by GRA
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All that scratching is making me Critch: louse ridden gorgie tramps
Yam-Floccinaucinihilipilification
Yambience -
That moment when you are leaving Hampden after a defeat with the song "HEARTS, HEARTS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN" ringing in your ears.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dashing Bob S
We can only dream of a manager like Critchley.
The kind of dream that makes you wake up in a cold sweat, but still.
Cupset - plucky bottom six team managing to survive ninety minutes against mighty Aberdeen to earn a money spinning replay.
Shame it went to extra time instead.
Yambasting- "Critchley attempted to deflect from his team's shortcomings by yambasting the match officials".
Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi
Yamlighting : as aboveQuote:
Originally Posted by flash
YAMMER
the term used to describe the state of mind when a nine man team with one shot on target are the better side and robbed by a corrupt referee.
ExcellentQuote:
Originally Posted by fiolex1
Winner!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
Yamborghini - you think it's a supercar but the rest of the world sees it as a Rover 1500 Vanden Plas with maroon (stained) velour seat covers, still at least you got to use it as the bridal car when you married your sister and stayed at the Gary Locke Suite at the Tynecastle Park Hotel to conjugate the union
The Critchly & Garritly Show
Similar to the “Itchy & Scratchy” animated fictional series which features on The Simpsons, but this one is very real, and infinitely more amusing and entertaining.
Plooky the Wonderdog - fantastical animated series about the amazing adventures of Plooky, who used to save his master and his friends with his spectacular feets of daring and skill. However, as much loved as he is, Plooky is getting old and can no longer perform the miracles he was so famous for yet nobody is willing to to tell him the truth, especially Farmer Critchley or Mayor Clarke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
Someday soon Plooky is off to the retirement home for old dogs...
Michael Steinwender - the inspiration for the REM song, The Steinwender Sheeps Delight
Their dreams are all banished to The Great Beyond.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairsQuote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Shanklands perhaps ?
That result means a Jambo Free Europe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
He's on the stair to nowhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by poolman
"Brave display" = a defiant, yet inept, defensive attempt to ruin a rotten game of football.
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“April”
The month of the season when only the biggest of the big teams are left with nothing to play for, other than to focus on avoiding whatever word they’re using for relegation this season and to cheer on whoever is facing their vastly superior city rivals.
😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs