Acronyms game

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Sentence Order: "Fud The Launch Yam"

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Yoko's A Minger

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Originally Posted by snooky

Yoko's A Minger

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May I Now Get Excessively Rat-arsed?

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

May I Now Get Excessively Rat-arsed?

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Ruination at Tynie as Romanovs strategy ends disastrously.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Ruination at Tynie as Romanovs strategy ends disastrously.

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Desperation In Swiney As Southern Tries Registering Odious Ugly Skacel. Launch Yamfuds.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Desperation In Swiney As Southern Tries Registering Odious Ugly Skacel. Launch Yamfuds.

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Yanks Admit Military F*** Up - :doh: Surprise!:

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Originally Posted by snooky

Yanks Admit Military F*** Up - :doh: Surprise!:

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Some Unscrupulous Reprobates Pissed Revenue Into Secret Envelopes.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Some Unscrupulous Reprobates Pissed Revenue Into Secret Envelopes.

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Exotic Naughty Vixen Enthusiastically Launders Old Perverted Etymologist's Socks

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Exotic Naughty Vixen Enthusiastically Launders Old Perverted Etymologist's Socks

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Welcome aboard the Pensioner Express. Toot Toot!!

Scurrilous Octogenarian Caresses Knickers Salaciously.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Welcome aboard the Pensioner Express. Toot Toot!!

Scurrilous Octogenarian Caresses Knickers Salaciously.

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Spend A Lot And Cash In On Upmarket (Sunk) Luxury Yacht

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Originally Posted by snooky

Spend A Lot And Cash In On Upmarket (Sunk) Luxury Yacht

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Yoghurt always cures hungry tummies

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Yoghurt always cures hungry tummies

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The Ultimate Massage Must Involve Eastern Seductress

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Originally Posted by snooky

The Ultimate Massage Must Involve Eastern Seductress

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Sundays Efforts Destroyed Unfairly. Craig Thomson's Refereeing Enrages South Sub.

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Sundays Efforts Destroyed Unfairly. Craig Thomson's Refereeing Enrages South Sub.

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Supercilious, underperforming barsteward

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Supercilious, underperforming barsteward

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Become A Right S***-stirrer, Tell Everyone We Abhor Ref's Decisions

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Originally Posted by snooky

Become A Right S***-stirrer, Tell Everyone We Abhor Ref's Decisions

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Does Everyone Concur It's Shockingly Inept Officiating? Nauseating S****ebag.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Does Everyone Concur It's Shockingly Inept Officiating? Nauseating S****ebag.

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So, an absolutely appalling arse eventually becomes actively garbage.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

So, an absolutely appalling arse eventually becomes actively garbage.

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Green allies reject Butcher, approach gate early.

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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

Green allies reject Butcher, approach gate early.

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Every acronymist really loathes yamtards.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Every acronymist really loathes yamtards.

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Yesterday's ambitions manifestly tarnish aspired recovery despite supporters.

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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

Yesterday's ambitions manifestly tarnish aspired recovery despite supporters.

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Skacel - Utterly Pathetic Posturing Odious Rancid Two-faced Exceptionally Rotten Specimen

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Skacel - Utterly Pathetic Posturing Odious Rancid Two-faced Exceptionally Rotten Specimen

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Sparky's Parkhead Episode Culminates In Move East. Nice :aok:

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Sparky's Parkhead Episode Culminates In Move East. Nice :aok:

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Never interrupt copulating eskimos

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Never interrupt copulating eskimos

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Extreme Slippiness Kills Impassioned Moments Of Snowmen

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Extreme Slippiness Kills Impassioned Moments Of Snowmen

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Stunning norks on women mean extra nuzzling.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Stunning norks on women mean extra nuzzling.

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Nonagenarian Underestimates Zimbabwean Zoophile's Libidinous Inclinations Nearing Gestation.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Nonagenarian Underestimates Zimbabwean Zoophile's Libidinous Inclinations Nearing Gestation.

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Gruesome Etymological Stanzas Take Acronyming Towards Its Out-and-out Nadir

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Gruesome Etymological Stanzas Take Acronyming Towards Its Out-and-out Nadir

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Nade Attacks Dundee's Indian Restaurants
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Originally Posted by South Sub

Nade Attacks Dundee's Indian Restaurants
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Rudi Expected Special Treatment Alas Upstairs Rulers Answer No - Tough Scheisse :na na:

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Originally Posted by snooky

Rudi Expected Special Treatment Alas Upstairs Rulers Answer No - Tough Scheisse :na na:

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:flag:
Smug Czech hopes ended in sensible soccer edict

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

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Smug Czech hopes ended in sensible soccer edict

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Elegantly Done Inverness Caledonian Thistle :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Elegantly Done Inverness Caledonian Thistle :thumbsup:

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Tragic Hammill Is Stevenson's Tight-ersed Late-night Escort

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Tragic Hammill Is Stevenson's Tight-ersed Late-night Escort

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Evidently Stevenson Can't Organise Regular Timewasting

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Originally Posted by snooky

Evidently Stevenson Can't Organise Regular Timewasting

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The Inverness Mens Efforts Were Absolutely Sensational Today In Non-plussing Gary

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

The Inverness Mens Efforts Were Absolutely Sensational Today In Non-plussing Gary

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GIRFUY absolute roasters. Yuks.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

GIRFUY absolute roasters. Yuks.

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Yonder Ugandan's Kecks Smell.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yonder Ugandan's Kecks Smell.

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Stunning married eskimo loves lasciviousness

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Stunning married eskimo loves lasciviousness

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Lascivious Acronymist Sensually Caresses Inuit - Orgasm Undoubtedly Sought 'Neath Eskimo's Sealskin Skiddies.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Lascivious Acronymist Sensually Caresses Inuit - Orgasm Undoubtedly Sought 'Neath Eskimo's Sealskin Skiddies.

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Some kidder is damaging ditties insisting ending Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Originally Posted by Hibstrooper

Some kidder is damaging ditties insisting ending Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

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:top marks

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

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:thumbsup: that's a cracker!

Splendid Monster Acronym Sir. Hughes Is Now Grinning.

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Originally Posted by South Sub

:thumbsup: that's a cracker!

Splendid Monster Acronym Sir. Hughes Is Now Grinning.

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Gorgie Reprobate Is Naturally Negative. I'm Now Guffawing.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

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Genius :not worth

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gorgie Reprobate Is Naturally Negative. I'm Now Guffawing.

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God-like Utterly Flippin Fantastic Acronymist Wears Inuit's Night Gowns

"Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Genius :not worth
God-like Utterly Flippin Fantastic Acronymist Wears Inuit's Night Gowns

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Giant Of Wordsmithing - Now Skedaddle :greengrin

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Originally Posted by snooky

"Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"


Giant Of Wordsmithing - Now Skedaddle :greengrin

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Supercaleygoballisticjambosareatrocious! Knowlegeable Etymologist's Dexterous Acronym's Delightfully Droll. Lexicographer Extraordinaire!

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Supercaleygoballisticjambosareatrocious! Knowlegeable Etymologist's Dexterous Acronym's Delightfully Droll. Lexicographer Extraordinaire!

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Thanks chaps. I owe it all to you guys..

Evidently xenophobic tirades really are objectionable - Rangers do it naturally and it's really execrable

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Thanks chaps. I owe it all to you guys..

Evidently xenophobic tirades really are objectionable - Rangers do it naturally and it's really execrable

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Excellent X-rated Extra-time Catastrophe Really Afflicted Brown, Locke, Etc

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Excellent X-rated Extra-time Catastrophe Really Afflicted Brown, Locke, Etc

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Extra Time Comedy

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Extra Time Comedy

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Come On. Merricks' Efforts Destroyed Youngsters

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Come On. Merricks' Efforts Destroyed Youngsters

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Yogi orchestrated unbelievable nine-man game, sickening Tynecastle's eminently roasterish sickbackers.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Yogi orchestrated unbelievable nine-man game, sickening Tynecastle's eminently roasterish sickbackers.

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Sensation In Cup. Killing By Aberdeen. Caley Kerang Eleven Ryan Stevensons

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Originally Posted by snooky

Sensation In Cup. Killing By Aberdeen. Caley Kerang Eleven Ryan Stevensons

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Septuagenarian Trombone Expert Venerates Erotic Necrophiliac's Slimy Orifice's Noxious Spillage.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Trombone Expert Venerates Erotic Necrophiliac's Slimy Orifice's Noxious Spillage.

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Soaked pants incident: Lord's liquid agglomerates gussetwards. Eurgh.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Soaked pants incident: Lord's liquid agglomerates gussetwards. Eurgh.

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Edinburgh's Underdogs Regularly Get Humped

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Originally Posted by snooky

Edinburgh's Underdogs Regularly Get Humped

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Hearts: Ultimate manky parasites - Edinburgh's Disgrace.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Hearts: Ultimate manky parasites - Edinburgh's Disgrace.

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Did insist syphilitic Gorgie rosters are castrated everywhere

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Originally Posted by The_Exile

Did insist syphilitic Gorgie rosters are castrated everywhere

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Etymologist's Vilification Excites Romanov's Yams Wishing Ha-ha-hearts Economic Restoration Existed.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Etymologist's Vilification Excites Romanov's Yams Wishing Ha-ha-hearts Economic Restoration Existed.

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Expert Xylophonist's Instrumental Surmounted The Exploding Drumkit

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Expert Xylophonist's Instrumental Surmounted The Exploding Drumkit

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Dark rumblings undermine messageboard - kickback infiltrators touring...

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Dark rumblings undermine messageboard - kickback infiltrators touring...

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Tel's Offering Us Retribution In Next Game

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Originally Posted by snooky

Tel's Offering Us Retribution In Next Game

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Gary's A Merrick Erse

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Gary's A Merrick Erse

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Eventually rudi skacel exits

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Eventually rudi skacel exits

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Even Xavi Imprecates The Sc*mbos

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Even Xavi Imprecates The Sc*mbos

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Stubborn County Undone Memorably By Our Stanton.

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Stubborn County Undone Memorably By Our Stanton.

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Septic Tynecastle's A Noxious Theatre Of Nauseousness

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Septic Tynecastle's A Noxious Theatre Of Nauseousness

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North American Unguent Slops Endlessly Over Unusually Shaped Nonagenarian's Extremities, Smeared Saucily.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

North American Unguent Slops Endlessly Over Unusually Shaped Nonagenarian's Extremities, Smeared Saucily.

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Sacking All Underperforming Coaches Is Legitimate, Yeah?

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sacking All Underperforming Coaches Is Legitimate, Yeah?

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Yes. Except At Hearts :greengrin

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Yes. Except At Hearts :greengrin

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:thumbsup:
Heroically efficacious acronym reveals true situation.

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Yes. Except At Hearts :greengrin

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:top marks

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

:thumbsup:
Heroically efficacious acronym reveals true situation.

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:agree:

Sometimes I Talk Unrulily After Tanning IPA On Nights-out

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

:top marks



:agree:

Sometimes I Talk Unrulily After Tanning IPA On Nights-out

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Novel Idea, Get Hearts To Sell-Off Unused Tynecastle

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Originally Posted by snooky

Novel Idea, Get Hearts To Sell-Off Unused Tynecastle

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This year, nobody except Clum and Skacel tickle Locke's erse

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Originally Posted by The_Exile

This year, nobody except Clum and Skacel tickle Locke's erse

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Except Ryan Stevenson Evidently...

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Except Ryan Stevenson Evidently...

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Erky violated indecently, drawing-encumbered nob teases Lockeys yuckhole.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Erky violated indecently, drawing-encumbered nob teases Lockeys yuckhole.

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:sick:

Your Utterly Comprehensive Knowledge Has Offended Lexicographers Everywhere

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

:sick:

Your Utterly Comprehensive Knowledge Has Offended Lexicographers Everywhere

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Every very execrable, rancid yam will have extreme reality experience

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Every very execrable, rancid yam will have extreme reality experience

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Each X-rated Performance Exacerbates Real Ineptitude, Ensuring Negativity. Curtains Eventually.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Each X-rated Performance Exacerbates Real Ineptitude, Ensuring Negativity. Curtains Eventually.

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Eastern villain effectively nuked Tynie, upsetting all loathsome, laughable yamfuds.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Eastern villain effectively nuked Tynie, upsetting all loathsome, laughable yamfuds.

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Your Average Merrick Feels Utterly Depressed Season-long

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Your Average Merrick Feels Utterly Depressed Season-long

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Southern extracted a sizeable offering: Needy lemmings/ostriches need geld.

Gorgie experiencing Lithuanian delay

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

Gorgie experiencing Lithuanian delay

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Deliberating Eventual Liquidation At Yamsville

Yams anticipate mass suicide, venerable idea leaves Leith ecstatic

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

Yams anticipate mass suicide, venerable idea leaves Leith ecstatic

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Ending Career, Skacel's Tackled Absolutely Tremendously In Cowdenbeath

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Ending Career, Skacel's Tackled Absolutely Tremendously In Cowdenbeath

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Copulating outside would doubtless end Nanooks boundless ecstasy as temperature's horrible.

Hearts Offer Relegation Reason, Inexperienced Bairns Lack Efficacy

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

Hearts Offer Relegation Reason, Inexperienced Bairns Lack Efficacy

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Elitist Feeling Flagging In Crazy And Corrupt Yamboville.

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Originally Posted by snooky

Elitist Feeling Flagging In Crazy And Corrupt Yamboville.

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"You're All Murder" Butcher Opined, Vilifying Incredibly Lack Lustre Efforts

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

"You're All Murder" Butcher Opined, Vilifying Incredibly Lack Lustre Efforts

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Entertaining Fast Footballers Obviously Required This Summer

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Entertaining Fast Footballers Obviously Required This Summer

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Some Ugly Maroon Muppets Eat Rodents

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Some Ugly Maroon Muppets Eat Rodents

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Rodney, Oh Dear, Entertainment's Not Thy Speciality

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Originally Posted by snooky

Rodney, Oh Dear, Entertainment's Not Thy Speciality

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Sparry-heided Plums Expect Colossal Improvements As Liquidation Imperils The Yams

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sparry-heided Plums Expect Colossal Improvements As Liquidation Imperils The Yams

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Yammish Accountant Makes Squiggles.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yammish Accountant Makes Squiggles.

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Saints Quickly Underperform, Incredibly Glorious Goals Leave Ecstatic Scoreline

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Saints Quickly Underperform, Incredibly Glorious Goals Leave Ecstatic Scoreline

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Some crook offered real extrordinary lifeline, inbreds nearing end.

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Originally Posted by The_Exile

Some crook offered real extrordinary lifeline, inbreds nearing end.

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Evening News. Doh. :doh:

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Originally Posted by South Sub

Evening News. Doh. :doh:

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Dire Offering, Hibs

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dire Offering, Hibs

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Hi, I'm bored s**tless.

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Originally Posted by snooky

Hi, I'm bored s**tless.

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Sunday Has Incredibly Talentless Losers Endeavour Sensational Scenario

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sunday Has Incredibly Talentless Losers Endeavour Sensational Scenario

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Soccer carnage ensues nightly as Ronaldo incenses officials.