Troll; transitive verb: to troll the Yams by playing SOL after a 99th minute equaliser.
Troll; noun: your sister when she dresses up in your maroon cardigan (but still quite attractive, mind you).
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Troll; transitive verb: to troll the Yams by playing SOL after a 99th minute equaliser.
Troll; noun: your sister when she dresses up in your maroon cardigan (but still quite attractive, mind you).
“Data” - a hotchpotch of tish, pish, mince and drivel to be used by big teams, assisting them in making big footballing decisions in order to achieve a firm hold on 11th place in the terrible Scottish league.
Yambidexterous - the ability to give your team, board, groundsman etc. the finger with both hands at the same time.
Yan Dhandata - information, generated by football management games on the Commodore 64 - that suggests that an absolute huddy of a footballer is so good that he will individually win his team the Champions League
Dhandaing. The ability to predict the future but only the wrong way round.
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Yam-Dhanda - cardigan wearing scarf twirling type, suffers from false sense of entitlement, colour blind as well.
Someone said "Yamstrad" on another thread and that needs to go in here.
Yamdemo . Hearts fans gathering at the plaza to voice their disgust at the board
Yamills - Jambo people of the Yamhill river valley, northwestern Gorgie
Beige Protest
A milder form of demonstration than that of more powerful protest.
Played out on bland Plazas and can involve kicking Russian hats about or flying inoffensive banners from light aircraft.
Cardigan Revolt the charge of the balaclava and cardigan wearers towards Tinycastle to demonstrate against the board also known as the charge of the ***** brigade.
A Dhandadunt - tripping over an object, normally spherical and knocking it miles
Critchticism
When you’ve bottled it big time but refuse to own up.
“We haven’t shown up at big games. If we do the same in the semi I suppose all it’ll be is the usual criticicism”.
Can(nae) Budge
A self-appointed executive who refuses to move from their position of influence, despite being clearly hopeless with a litany of poor decisions behind them.
There are a few entries under Critchball, all allowable I think (admins feel free to change)
Critchball - where in Derby week you say "may the best team win" then lose 2-1 to the Hibees
"Great Goal" - your description of the winning Hibs goal in said derby
"A clean sheet and a useful point away from home" - your description of the 0-0 draw that condemns your side to Bottom 6 football in a must win game
Critch
A handy rhyming slang when you really mean cringe.
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Bottom Six
Where only the biggest of big teams play out the end of their seasons.
Yambassador - a Jambo who epitomises and encapsulates all that is great about their favourites - often including but not limited to a maroon cardigan, volvo, urine-stained golf trousers and delusions of superiority. Common usage "look at that sad yambassador"
Yam-nesia (forgetting where you put your pet yams)
Closing in seasons disappointment spills over for some yam on yam action.
Much frothing and gnashing of teeth over wasted millions from:
Ben E Factor
Save our Hearts In Trouble donations
The windowless hotels
allied with a inept managerial appointment who no one wanted in the first place.
Usually initiated by calls of despondency as the penny drops and Michael Stewart, Biscuits and the narrative flips into full tonto mode.
exacerbated by a Hibs team with the audacity to overtake and maintain and unassailable
lead in the league.
Sixley - a data proven manager who achieves less than average results , resulting in relegation deciding season endings
Kiddology-when you tell the opposition about a player who’s not gonna play coz of an injury but comes on and has a spectacular outing
Sackthefans the new phrase at Tynecastle when you are unhappy with the owners of the club.
Yampot or Yamstick a follower of Heart of Midlothian Football Club.
Yam-Booing
""What I would say is this season, at Tynecastle Hearts have done some of the finest Booing I have ever heard. Like there was the last European game. Aww their getting so so good at it""
Ray Bradshaw The Scottish Football Podcast
Yamdentity
Identifying yourself as superior in every way shape and form despite objective reality clearing highlighting otherwise.
"I support a massive club who accomplishes very big things and we certainly don't belong in the bottom 6"