How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the p*nis, I mean ladder.
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How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the p*nis, I mean ladder.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a hotel'
He said, 'Can I examine you'?
I said, 'Be my guest'
Glass coffins, will they be popular? Remains to be seen.
The inventor of the anagram is dead.
May he erect a *****.
I don't mind doing cryptic crosswords but the clues are usually a bit more obvious 😉 however I think the answer begins with a C.Quote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
The swear filter stomped all over the punchline. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
Anatomical name for a dick (5 letters).
Has anyone had Kentucky Freud Chicken?
It's motherf***in' good.
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Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
Made me laugh! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
Took me far too long to work it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Future17
I'm here all week if anyone else needs more time 😆Quote:
Originally Posted by grunt
CWG, as one accountant to another, let me just say you're a debit to our profession.
It's been a strange kind of day. First I found a hat full of money and then I was chased by an angry man threatening to clobber me with a saxophone.
Just bought a wig for £2.
It was a small price toupeč
Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A. Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
What's ET short for.
Because he has wee legs.
I could tell you dummies that abstemious is the most commonly used word in the English language with all 5 vowels in order, but that would be facetious.
Not an actual joke but I overheard a couple in the supermarket have the following conversation in the drinks aisle in Asda...
Girl: "Is that still water?"
Guy: "Well unless Jesus has been here recently, it probably is"
I used to suffer from premature ejaculation but I was too shy and embarrassed to do anything about.
I eventually worked up the courage to go to the doctor, showed her my ***** and said "I'm worried I might be premature."
She said "You certainly are. I'm the receptionist"!
Why did the Beatles split up?
Paul drank a Red Bull.
Only the band the beatles could have been!Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
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Very good 👍Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
My boy was born in my motor on the way to hospital. I hope he likes being called Carson.
I went to watch a UB40 tribute band last night, called WD40.
They were a bit rough at first but really got into their rhythm after a while.
New record for me, 2 days to get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Still trying to work it out.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Killiehibbie
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Another 2 days and I'll tell you.Quote:
Originally Posted by alhibby
I think, if you don't get it right away then, it's either not worth the effort or isn't even a joke. 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Killiehibbie
You can work it out, and get it straight, or say goodnight.Quote:
Originally Posted by alhibby
OR
Won't you listen to what the man said?
Mull(of Kintyre) it over a bit longer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
The ones which take a while for the penny to drop are often great, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
Some are definitely hopeless, but that's true of any type of joke.