Originally Posted by
oldbutdim
"Almost witnessed"
What does that really mean?
Had my eyes closed?
Was a tad away from being an annoying religious fanatic?
Dyslexic nearly ****faced?
I admit I've had a few glasses of my favourite vino tinto tonight, and a couple of vino blanco now that the missus has retired to her crypt, but I'm confused here.
Are you a Vectra driver, the pickup driver with the lack of patience, or Mini Driver?
I'm guessing not ' the prick in the Vectra', so that leaves the redneck truck driver (unlikely as your spelling is pretty decent) or you are Mini Driver.
No offence, but spell your name correctly in future, and don't bother with words and stuff.
Just pictures.
Probably most are blocked here, so fair do's.
Links then.