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Originally Posted by Not In The Know
Oxymaroon - a figure of speech which uses contradictory terms or logic for effect and only makes sense to angry thick Jambos.
Maroon crunch- a global recession worse than the credit crunch, due to the witholding of the maroon pound. Maroon pounds (MP) are currently trading at 1,000,000 MP’s per £1 sterling.
Yambulated
The state of many a maroon moron on hearing the result of the reconstruction vote.
Yamortized
The writing down of the book value of the Tynecastle squad in this year’s accounts.
‘Your Yampleness’
Royal title of Queen Anne when viewed from any angle.
‘Yamputated’
Name given to the removal of options that Hearts have to escape relegation.
Yamazon Prime
Express delivery service used to ensure the rapid delivery of tissues to the residents of Gorgie since lunchtime today.
Triple relegation. When you mess up three times over one issue. “My girlfriend packed me in because I was lazy and incompetent, my boss sacked me for the same reasons, and my tennis club tore up my membership card - all in the space of a few weeks. Talk about a triple relegation!
TBF, I think some of us (including Daffy) will have need of that service tonight!:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedway
Yamalangadingdong...what happens on a BBC podcast when they allow Donald Findlay the opportunity to take English and Levein apart in plain hearing
"Cruel and Unusual Punishment" : The legal term used by H#@*ts for being relegated multiple times in the one season due to the results of multiple democratic votes as per the articles of the Scottish Football League. Refer to the "It's no fair" exclusion clause. :greengrin:agree::na na:
Democracy - a one member, one vote system in which the majority agree to do what Hearts want
North Korea - a one member, one vote system in which the majority disagree with Hearts
Yamnesty international - organisation campaigning on behalf of the self-important, self-entitled, patronising, incompetent, anti-democratic and relegated.
Yampax. A mechanism designed to stem unwelcome outgoings on a monthly basis such as inflated salaries, payments for an unfinished, overpriced stand and forthcoming legal bills.
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Yamjar...what a speckie wee future launderer uses to try and catch hi bees in but lands up getting stung for millions instead.
"Fersing" -- fear induced by a group of small angry erses who are angry at something imagined.
"Dr Budge & Tom English NO FAIR probability Hypothesis"
When League/SPL/SPFL,SFA Rules are set and agreed upon in advance resulting in disadvantageous final position to Scotland's "Big Team" . The rules are then reviewed through committee and democratic voting procedures thus revising the rules for future seasons. The outcome is the same , a "NO FAIR" result which leads to further review though the courts and arbitration . This approach is best explained by mathematical game theory "noughts & crosses" , the more you play/complain the more the result is the same .... a zero sum game .:rolleyes:
examples...
1964-65 season Kilmarnock win 1st Divsion title over Hearts by having 0.042 better goal average :greengrin
Rules then changed to goal difference
1985-86 Celtic win Premier League over Hearts by having +3 better goal difference :agree:
Covid pandemic :goal average used to determine league positions
2019-2020 Hearts finish bottom of league on goal average ....and number of points :wink:
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Yampensation
Like compensation only you don't receive any money and end up actually having to pay damages to the accused instead.
Yamillion.
Prime(ly amusing) number used in the obscure science of Yamathematics and which, when multiplied by eight, equals zero. Or, sometimes, less than zero.
Yamathematics
See above.
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Also yamoritized by this season’s events: Hearts’ dignity, reputation and self-respect.
Documenyamy - insight into how not to run a football club!
British BC- a broadcaster which allows an Irishman named English to Welch on his impartiality in order to inquestioningly support a Scottish "football" team.
The Yampionship - where Premiership sides get downwardly promoted
Excluded - finishing a league season with the least points and being relegated to a lower division.
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Yamchamber- a place where ludicrous ideas and fantasy fake news are circulated to believers who are insulated from the real world. AKA as KickBack.
Yampion's League. A league of establishment clubs who are against the establishment.
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