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Skimmed through it, but there is a Hartley gif to be made around 18:35.Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveHFC
And it's worth a listen just to hear that nutter Maloveev again. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Dunderhall
Just why I was thinking. I haven't seen this before. He really did a number on them.:na na:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunderhall
From what we've been told about his (alleged) extra-curricular preferences, I would imagine he already has a decent supply of these at home. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
I think you should ask a certain Edinburgh MP what he's doing, as part of his parliamentary obligations to the long-suffering taxpayers of this kingdom, to ensure that the public purse is not short-changed again and that all bills to public bodies are paid in full and on time!Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
Independent Ian will get round to the rest of us when he is finished doing his yam work for Flumps On Heat, in his own time obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonVert
So the RRevolution range is being replaced by Lockie's own autumn/winter collection?Quote:
Originally Posted by #FromTheCapital
Presumably you'll look good in some crisp, bright shell-suit, while the satin look of the rain jacket, with its vivid, golden colours, will be perfect for repelling any showers.
Can you ask them what offers they got for the school building? Or is that going to be confidential for a while?Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
If word gets out it will give the Ukio admins a real market valuation.
i reckon sir tom farmer has missed a trick here, he could have put a bid in for hertz and 'merged' the two clubs :dunno: the 'merged' clubs new name could maybe be something like 'HIBERNIAN FC' and the new 'merged' clubs could maybe play their home games at somewhere like ermm Easter Road ? why have no Edinburgh based businessmen ever thought of this idea before :confused:
how would you like that idea yamboids
I would die a happy man if we Mercered them back. All the 'we own them' bull**** would be so, so sweetly ironic.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Mercer crumbled in the face of mass protest. All we'd have to contend with is a handful of hat-kickers and a few open letters (no doubt written in strident tones, mind).Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Or just let the Hearts story run its course without intervening. They are doing their very best to ensure Edinburgh will have only one top-flight football club, after all.
As my (and soon to be ex) MP i have written to him asking why he is supporting a bunch of thieves who have stolen monies, in tax revenues etc from every hard working person within the UK. I, await an answer, as we speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
What's happening with the preferred bidder etc? When are we likely to see if they have managed to stump up the cash to buy the club and are they close to liquidation? Sorry I can't be bothered sifting through all the info previously posted. Any response would be appreciated
Both sides are conducting due diligence at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seanduff
Speaking of writing letters, whatever happened to Sidney?
Big Eddie was the man.Quote:
Originally Posted by StevieC
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Originally Posted by Northernhibee
it would be far nicer sticking around and watching all the fun that would ensue :)
Yams & due diligence, that's a novel concept! It will never catch on.:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
I. HAVE. JUST. DIED. LAUGHING.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::hilarious:hilarious :hilarious
They should all be tasked with writing 100 times around the ground - Romonovs go home - and if they've not got it done by sunrise, they should get their balls cut off :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
£50* to the person that can get me the social media links and email of the tube that is chasing Rodney for a photo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
'Much appreciated'.
Taken from the 'Big Hearts' robbery fund.
The boy with the bob hair do? I want to know as well. I'm shocked he actually never just lay down and ****ed himself into a frenzy the little weasel that he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Treadstone
The turkeys that voted for Christmas then popped back in on Boxing day to see if anyone fancied a leftovers sandwich, and they were so grateful.:trumpet:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
Aye him. Total cringe-inducing gear. I don't think i would do this for Sauzee never mind some spawn of a(n alleged) crook.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thecat23
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Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
Wow, another first for hibs.net.... a post from beyond the grave!
:greengrin
I honestly get a Beamer every time I see it. What an embarrassment of a human being. Bet he still has posters on his wall of Vlad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Treadstone
Stay safe sweet princeQuote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
They seek him here they seek him there .......more revelations about "MR" Romanov .http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/f...omanov-2265899
The Bank of Lithuania documents show Romanov paid himself the money.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenpaper55
That can't be true, surely.
He owed it to himself, its been the yam mantra throughout, all big clubs do it. Will probably be on the badge of yamsevcos' strip!Quote:
Originally Posted by Geo_1875
Surely there's no chance of his assets being unfrozen while he's on.the run? If that's the case is there even any point in foh trying to prepare acceptable bid?
If you mean the shares in Hearts, they're not "his". They belong to UBIG. It won't help the argument for defrosting, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
Not heard much from BDO lately, what is their next statutory task in the process ?
First mention of frozen assets this morning on kickback. Maybe they are starting to work it all out.
6 monthly progress report to creditors, which is still some way off. If anything happens prior to then which requires them to give a statutory notice to creditors, then that would be required. On the basis that nothing seems to be happening at present, we're talking about an update in January.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
Personally, I think the bubble will burst before then.
I see from our Accounts that we get our stadium valuation done by Jones Lang Lasalle, the same firm that did the site valuation for the PBS.
Com'on Rod, they must have tipped you what the Lith. admin must be looking for, you can trust Hibs.net to keep it secret. :greengrin
I would imagine land prices in Leith and Gorgie are similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
The difference can come about in what you are asking them to survey for.
a statement, such as:Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
"It is with our regret, that Heart of Midlothian Football Club will have to be L*********"
I hope :)
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Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Our accounts survey is for replacement cost, its the land value for redevelopment that will determine the Yams fate.
This is what they are saying about the frozen assets on kickback:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
"UBIG's assets will only remain frozen until the Lithuanian courts appoint an administrator, which should be very soon now. Whether or not Romanov is found / caught, whether he is found guilty of anything, or not, is now completely irrelevant to Hearts and how / when we get out of administration."
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Originally Posted by EK_Hibs
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Originally Posted by EK_Hibs
A big boy did it & ran away, or maybe sailed away!Quote:
Originally Posted by EK_Hibs
I wonder if they have started to search for mysterious tropical island somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean???Quote:
Originally Posted by brog
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I actually don't understand what's so wildly wrong with that. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762
Mind you, financial shenanigans usually leave me cold.
Absolute ditto. I still laughed though just so I didn't come across as intelligent :aok:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Notice Billy Brown has signed a contract until the end of January with Hearts. Got to assume it is a paid contract as the article doesn't say otherwise. How can they take on new employees in administration? http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_3454216 By the way they still have tons of tickets still available for the game. Looks like the enthusiasm is waning already or have they spent all their money going to away games?
Broons intention from the start. Offer service free of charge hoping it leads to paid employment. No 'split loyalties' now Billy, eh ?Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
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Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
That should have read as "unintelligent". But now you've quoted it so there is no point in me changing it as the damage is done so I'm now sat here feeling even more stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
However, you laughed at my post which didnt make sense so you can join me in the stupid corner. There's a hat with a "D" on it, pull up a chair.
You've genuinely ruined my day. Hope you're happy, Hibbyradge......
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Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Not sure, but my first thought after reading it was "How does an administrator have the authority to overide a criminal investigation?" .. which is what I think was the reason why the assets were frozen?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
Although I did agree with the bit about the whereabouts, or involvement, of Romanov is now irrelevant.
Do you have to ruin EVERYTHING?!?!!Quote:
Originally Posted by StevieC
I was quite happy not knowing. I'm going to curl up on my kitchen floor now and pretend I'm a crumb.
To be fair, it's just an opinion .. that could be shot down shortly by a financial/law expert .. and I'll then be joining you, and HR, in the corner with a "D" hat on. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
Is there no deadline set for a revised bid?
Or are we waiting on something happening in Lithuania?
All seems very quiet at the moment.
#allisfrozen
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Originally Posted by KeithTheHibby
Ian Murray (MP) and the UKIO Admin are sat across a table right now in a smokey saloon. Murray has a pair of twos and the Admin has a full house.
Murray is trying to force a big grin across his face, so as to look confident. A wee dog just peed on his slippers....
HAHAHAHA, burst oot laughing at ma work, folk think ahm intelligent, oops should say daft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
Happy to join you in the corner, or as a crumb on the floor, but I must point out that I did not laugh at your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
I tittered in a knowing, and condescending, manner.
Just so's we're clear, likesay.
Goodbye cruel world.........Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
#alliscrumbQuote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
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Originally Posted by jonty
Now where is my stoorsooker??
Nope....aces over eights aka "the dead man's hand" lolQuote:
Originally Posted by keekaboo
:hmmm: From the 26th JulyQuote:
Originally Posted by EK_Hibs
http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/h...-in-lithuania/
Yam fuddery at its finest.Quote:
Ukio Banko Investicine Grupe (UBIG) had administrators appointed by Kaunas District Court on Thursday after they signalled insolvency to the authorities in May.
If you read your original post slowly (move your lips if necessary) it makes perfect sense to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
They may have claimed that as a reason but they knew they were in for a gubbing. I doubt any support as duplicitous as the jamtards would admit to that though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevie Reid
Protest schmotest in other words.
Shhhhhhhhh.
Oh its all gone quiet over there, its all gone quiet ....
Give how keen S.H.I.T. are so very keen to keep everyone in yamland glowing with expectation I find it very odd how quiet they have been of late, particularly after the theft, sorry draw down, from the Diddies bank accounts.
You can't imagine for a minute they'd keep a successful theft, oops there I go again :yamfacepalm:, draw down a secret. At the very least I'd expect an 'in line with expectations' statement to reassure the lemmings following their leap of faith.
I am left with the feeling it went badly, horribly badly, all gone wrong.
Oh what a shame, but pleasing at the same time.
Unfortunately they did release a statement saying they had a 98% success with the draw down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
98% on the FIRST payment. So 2% checked oot before a single red cent was taken. Lets see where they are at Xmas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
That was the percentage of direct debits, there were also reports that something 20% were duplicated. 2% missing with 20% possible duplicated isn't so rosy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Anyway I was referring to the money raised. Sorry, should have been clearer.
Did they ever say how much actual real money was collected?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Apparently they can't due to the "ongoing negotiations"...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
Not tynecastle. A skip. Not much difference, one might think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Treadstone
That's convenient :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by EK_Hibs
I don't think they did which suggests to me it was a lot less than they expected otherwise Ian Murray MP would have been shouting about it from the rooftops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
Maybe they only raised £6207 which would not be the sort of number you would want to shout about :greengrin
That Ian Murray released a statement saying "We are pleased to announce we have collected £19025151, lol, **** the Hibs, I'm an mp"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
Very. Especially since the money collected has nothing to do with the bid. It's only supposed to be used after FOH have bought the clubQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
What a load of pish. They are quick to annouce that they collected 98% of the 7500 who pledged but cannot reveal the figure??!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by EK_Hibs
*****, hurry up and **** off and die soon, I am getting bored of FOH and that fat **** Murray's bull**** spin.
7,500×0.98×£19=£139,650Quote:
Originally Posted by KeithTheHibby
Number of pledges x 98% x the average DD reported a few weeks ago = the amount they should have received.
But I doubt they did.
It's hardly up there with Einstein but if silly old me can do it then so can administrators here and in Lithuania.
I'm surprised you lot of hoboconomists canny work that out using your pegabacus. pft!
If I was looking to buy a 2nd hand car then I wouldn't want the dealer to know how much money I have.Quote:
Originally Posted by dangermouse
Irrelevant. Your parents are buying the car and you are paying them back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiberlin
Its how BIDDIES and FANNIES operate.
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Originally Posted by Treadstone
More like trying to guess a jakey's wealth by how much gets tossed to him a month while sitting on the pavement with a slavering mutt at his feet.
Would you want the second hand car dealer to know you have a 30yr history of car theft?
Sadly,still feel as though they are going to squirm out of all this......end up using the new sports centre for SFA..and have the cheek to take some Moroon spectacled view that they have been badly treated,creating some myth that they had to survive against the odds with an under 21 squad!....about time we spanked this shower!
That doesn't matter when the car dealer wants about 3 times what you've got.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiberlin
The car dealer doesn't care, he's getting his money from the finance company. It's Biddies that has to worry about the history of theftQuote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Spanked by ict last time out, spanking to come from celtc, their heads will then be starting to drop and it's only halfway through september. They're cannon fodder now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moon unit
I see the begging bowl is out again- last throw of the dice?
http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.co...ents-1-3091926
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Originally Posted by Suburban Hibby
They might well come through this, but remember they will only do so if these 7500 direct debits continue being made for what period of time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Moon unit
I believe the next part of the plan is to have FoH representatives situated in strategic locations in Edinburgh, wth scruffy wee dugs, wearing hooded tops, possibly drugged (FoH Rep and/or Dug) and saying 'any spare change please mister?' to passers-by.
The dugs may or may not be wearing Hearts Tops, depending on the likelihood of there being T'Rangers fans in the area at the time.
Ian Murray (MP) will then trumpet this in another free full-page Ad in the Evening News as being part of the biggest fans movement in history.
Some news from my man on the inside.
Apparently Messrs Jackson and Birch are unhappy with the way the FOH are going about things and they feel backed into a corner. They advised against the direct debit drawdown but FOH went ahead anyway.
They're aren't happy with the statements either as they paint a picture that this is just a matter of process that the club will be bought by the FOH. BDO have built themselves a reputation for saving football clubs but this is "The most difficult case by a considerable margin" my source was also told that "not only has the club been ruined internally but the legal situation and the complexity in lithuania makes the whole matter incredibly difficult to resolve in a way that benefits anybody".
If BDO could turn back time they would have liquidated quicker but now the whole FOH and fan situation makes that very difficult. The inaccurate media reporting is also not a help.
BDO have repeatedly told Ian Murray to keep his mouth shut but every few day's he's giving interviews and whatnot.
Survival of the club when they came in was "about 60% but now it's about 6%". The consensus though is that a wait and see approach is probably the best result. They are waiting on the liths doing something that forces their hand because that will make it appear that BDO did everything they could and allow them to save face and will also mean the FOH can scoop up what's left such as the name etc.
I spoke to him for about 10 minutes and he's pretty sure the baws burst. He's just their helping out and doing what he can. Hilariously he's not getting a wage just now because his wife earns enough for them both to live on. He laughed when I pointed that out.
Don't stop - I'm almost thereQuote:
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Originally Posted by Bajillions
Any chance you could find out:
1) How much money they have left;
2) At what rate they're going through it.
Cheers :greengrin
I can't get exact figures but I'm told they've more than enough to keep going just now. Costs are low because a lot of staff are still claiming no wages and the squad isn't being paid anywhere near what they were last year.Quote:
Originally Posted by keekaboo
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Originally Posted by Bajillions
Outstanding stuff. :top marks
Well that is just glorious.
finally, i'm starting to feel all warm and glowy again :greengrin
The Edinburgh holiday weekend just got even better! C'mon the Liths, get the final nail in the coffin in position and bring the hammer down hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
Last bit sounds like Fester. Seriously though can't be happy with Billy Broon now looking as though he is earning.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Bajillions
Damnit, I just bought a ticket, now I'll have to see if I can get a refund!
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I like this post :agree:Quote:
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