Hearts the banter years 23/24 season

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15-09-2023, 08:57 AM
overdrive

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Originally Posted by Bushwoof

The whole Vlad thing would make for a tremendous TV mini-series. The tattoos, the hats, the magic sticks, the shares, the cash-only shop, the suitcases full of dosh, the submarine, the hungarian steelworks, the lithuanian pensioners, the chechen warlord. It's got the lot.

I must have missed that bit of the Vlad Farce. What was that about?
15-09-2023, 09:06 AM
Hibby Kay-Yay

I particularly enjoyed the big banner on the church beside the stadium that was altered from Try Praying to Try Paying :top marks
15-09-2023, 11:27 AM
gbhibby

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Originally Posted by tamig

And to think he thought he could open a branch here?

Did he not buy 42 St Andrew Sq the old RBS head office
15-09-2023, 11:34 AM
A Hi-Bee

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Originally Posted by gbhibby

Did he not buy 42 St Andrew Sq the old RBS head office

That shower of robber barons, would sell their own grannies to make a profit, not sure which one is worse, them or mad Vlad.
23-09-2023, 04:32 PM
Pretty Boy

The Hearts fan who was supposed to go on the Sportsound reaction show tonight has refused because he's too angry.......:faf:
23-09-2023, 04:39 PM
HIBERNIAN-0762

They're no happy over on boakback 😄 sack the board sack naisy burn the place doon 🤣🤣🤣
23-09-2023, 04:40 PM
Pretty Boy

They've got a replacement on, he's spewing.
23-09-2023, 04:41 PM
LewysGot2

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Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762

They're no happy over on boakback 😄 sack the board sack naisy burn the place doon 🤣🤣🤣

But but but big team, new restaurant on the roof, but but but plaza...
23-09-2023, 04:43 PM
hibeesjoe

5-1 though

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23-09-2023, 04:45 PM
PatHead

Just looked up the BBC list of top scorers. Can't find Shankland on it.

Do they have a special table for guys with a Tefal heid?
23-09-2023, 04:45 PM
weecounty hibby

Michael Stewart is spewing. GIRFUY jambos. Still poppy thieving, charity robbing, pension stealing, tax dodging garbage and we should never let them forget that.
Imagine if we had all those extra millions over those years
23-09-2023, 04:48 PM
Vault Boy

Naebadges is such a great nickname, by the way. If there was a mathematically perfect way to mock your rival’s manager, it’d be that.
23-09-2023, 04:51 PM
greenginger

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Originally Posted by overdrive

I must have missed that bit of the Vlad Farce. What was that about?

Did the cardboard cut-out of Vlad ever go on trial ?
23-09-2023, 04:52 PM
HIBERNIAN-0762

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Originally Posted by weecounty hibby

Michael Stewart is spewing. GIRFUY jambos. Still poppy thieving, charity robbing, pension stealing, tax dodging garbage and we should never let them forget that.
Imagine if we had all those extra millions over those years

This...😄👍
23-09-2023, 05:04 PM
Fuzzywuzzy

Pretty poor from open all mics after the game. focus solely on hearts and how ***** they are
23-09-2023, 05:21 PM
ScottB

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Originally Posted by Fuzzywuzzy

Pretty poor from open all mics after the game. focus solely on hearts and how ***** they are

It’s so poor. Most weeks you can hear some guy with a blocked nose trying to breathe in the background.
23-09-2023, 05:30 PM
Carheenlea

Can see Naismith gone before the derby at this rate. Either that or the derby will be his final game..
23-09-2023, 05:31 PM
Waxy

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Originally Posted by Vault Boy

Naebadges is such a great nickname, by the way. If there was a mathematically perfect way to mock your rival’s manager, it’d be that.

Most of their players probably know more than him.
It probably has something to do with why most of their players have chucked it.
Probably maybe.
Or maybe because he hasnt got a badge.

Ps why would the blazery(with dandruff on the shoulders) in charge people over there appoint a no badge head coachy person?
Perhaps they have not acheived their blazer badges?
23-09-2023, 05:45 PM
PatHead

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Originally Posted by Carheenlea

Can see Naismith gone before the derby at this rate. Either that or the derby will be his final game..

Hope not
23-09-2023, 05:53 PM
BILLYHIBS

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Originally Posted by Carheenlea

Can see Naismith gone before the derby at this rate. Either that or the derby will be his final game..

Naw he only officially got the gig last week

Plenty of time for him to f#ck it up even more

Long may he stay
23-09-2023, 06:02 PM
TT07

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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy

The Hearts fan who was supposed to go on the Sportsound reaction show tonight has refused because he's too angry.......:faf:

Spotted at the Maroon plaza kicking a Russian hat
23-09-2023, 06:04 PM
HoboHarry

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Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762

They're no happy over on boakback 😄 sack the board sack naisy burn the place doon 🤣🤣🤣

In fairness the last suggestion is probably the best idea they've had in ages.
23-09-2023, 06:13 PM
007

Hearts lucky to lose by only 1. St Mirren had 3 goals disallowed and supposedly at least 1 of them was a shocking decision to disallow it.
23-09-2023, 06:16 PM
Eyrie

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Originally Posted by Carheenlea

Can see Naismith gone before the derby at this rate. Either that or the derby will be his final game..

Now is not the time for panic at the PBS. Hearts need stability to help Naeclue fully show his inability as a manager.
23-09-2023, 06:17 PM
Billy Whizz

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Originally Posted by Eyrie

Now is not the time for panic at the PBS. Hearts need stability to help Naeclue fully show his inability as a manager.

He’s under serious pressure though, a defeat at County next week and he could be gone
23-09-2023, 06:19 PM
matty_f

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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy

The Hearts fan who was supposed to go on the Sportsound reaction show tonight has refused because he's too angry.......:faf:

I thoroughly enjoyed that revelation when it was said on the radio. Absolutely hilarious 😂
23-09-2023, 06:21 PM
matty_f

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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy

They've got a replacement on, he's spewing.

Incredibly they focus on the shambles with the manager situation rather than asking why a top flight club in Scotland has an unqualified manager.
23-09-2023, 06:22 PM
plhibs

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Originally Posted by Billy Whizz

He’s under serious pressure though, a defeat at County next week and he could be gone

They have to play Killie midweek first.
23-09-2023, 06:23 PM
Billy Whizz

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Originally Posted by plhibs

They have to play Killie midweek first.

If they lose that, he’s in big trouble
23-09-2023, 06:24 PM
Pedantic_Hibee

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Originally Posted by Vault Boy

Naebadges is such a great nickname, by the way. If there was a mathematically perfect way to mock your rival’s manager, it’d be that.

That was my workings. My one liner for the year. I’ll retire now.

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