Exactly. I demand absolute silence while a quiz show is on. After all, I don't chatter away when Coronation St is on or some of the other rubbish. I leave the room in fact.
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Tradesmen who do a good job then text you after you've paid to ask you to give them a 5 star review. Sorry pal, you've just talked your way out of one.
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle or top of the tube.
Squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go. It's not rocket science.
I have a similar moan about bread, we have a cracking knife that I can cut slice after slice perfectly on a nice uncut loaf. Then I go to it after the wife has cut a piece, looks like she used a chainsaw and I end up left with a wedge shaped slice after straightening it up again.
Probably been mentioned already but personal hygiene. Was stood in line at the baker this morning and the person in front of me stank like Satan's armpit. I was at least 1.5m away and wearing a mask but their body odour was so strong that I had to hold my breath.
Listening to talk radio a lot at the moment - mostly LBC - and the exam scandal is deservedly top of the bill. However the students that are phoning are speaking like American YouTube stars. Really really annoying.
People who refuse to move an inch in either direction when you are walking in opposite directions on a pavement and about to cross each other.
One person to the left, one to the right, it's not rocket science.
Instead of essentially turning sideways to avoid body contact I now tense up my arm for a nice elbow slam if I sense the prick thinks that the entire pavement is his/hers.
Accidentally putting too much water in your naked noodles.
A lot of that butchering stems from government irresponsibility, allowing cheese to be sold by weight. If Trading Standards and that insisted it be sold by dimensions, W x H x D, like fridges, it would quickly eliminate sloppy dividing habits on foodstore shelves and eventually in the home too.
People having arguments on their mobile phones. At least put it on loudspeaker so I know whose side to take.