Acronyms game

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Santa hates oafish, churlish kids, implying no gifts.

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Gargantuan Inuit Felches Teetotal Septuagenarians.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gargantuan Inuit Felches Teetotal Septuagenarians.

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Sordid Etymologist Painted Tadger Ultramarine And Green Emulsion. Now All Rigid, Its Abrading, Nearly Stripped!

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sordid Etymologist Painted Tadger Ultramarine And Green Emulsion. Now All Rigid, Its Abrading, Nearly Stripped!

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Septuagenarian Thrusts Roughly Into Plump Pudendae Exhaling Doughtily.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Thrusts Roughly Into Plump Pudendae Exhaling Doughtily.

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Dreadfully Odious Ugly Grannies Heartily Titillate Impotent Lexicographer's Y-fronts

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dreadfully Odious Ugly Grannies Heartily Titillate Impotent Lexicographer's Y-fronts

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Y-chromosome Failure Renders Onanist's Necrophiliac Tendencies Slovenly.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Y-chromosome Failure Renders Onanist's Necrophiliac Tendencies Slovenly.

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Skacel loves overly violent erse naughtiness lurid yams

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

Skacel loves overly violent erse naughtiness lurid yams

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Your Average Merrick's Subhuman

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Your Average Merrick's Subhuman

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Sexy Underwear - Breasts Hidden Under Mesmeric Azure Nylon.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sexy Underwear - Breasts Hidden Under Mesmeric Azure Nylon.

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Naturally You Love Older Nipples

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Naturally You Love Older Nipples

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Nonagenarian Inuit Pummels Pudenda Leaving Exterior Sodden.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Nonagenarian Inuit Pummels Pudenda Leaving Exterior Sodden.

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Sozzled Old Dearies Devour Etymologist's Nadger

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sozzled Old Dearies Devour Etymologist's Nadger

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never admit dogging gives everyone rabies

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Originally Posted by al bundy

never admit dogging gives everyone rabies

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Rabid Alsatian Bit Into Etymologist's Scrotum

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Rabid Alsatian Bit Into Etymologist's Scrotum....

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... Sickening crunch resulted. "Owwwwwww" Testicles unpleasantly munched.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

... Sickening crunch resulted. "Owwwwwww" Testicles unpleasantly munched.

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Most Unsavoury. Now Currently Hospitalised, Etymologist's Disfigured

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Most Unsavoury. Now Currently Hospitalised, Etymologist's Disfigured

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Dieting Inuit Softly Fellates Icelandic Grandfather Upsetting Relatives Entering Disco.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Dieting Inuit Softly Fellates Icelandic Grandfather Upsetting Relatives Entering Disco.

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Don't instigate sectarian crap okay?

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Don't instigate sectarian crap okay?

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Odd Kaunasians Are Yammish

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Odd Kaunasians Are Yammish

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Yams are marvellously, magically in soapy. HMRC!

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Yams are marvellously, magically in soapy. HMRC!

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Hearts Made Remunerations Criminally

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Hearts Made Remunerations Criminally

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Cemetery Reveals Interior. Monstrous Inuit Necrophiliacs Are Licking Lips Yearningly.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Cemetery Reveals Interior. Monstrous Inuit Necrophiliacs Are Licking Lips Yearningly.

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Yams Essentially Are Rogered, Now Insolvency Nearing. Getting Liquidated - Yippee!!

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Yams Essentially Are Rogered, Now Insolvency Nearing. Getting Liquidated - Yippee!!

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Yams in perilous place, exiting Edinburgh

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Yams in perilous place, exiting Edinburgh

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Edward died in November , buried under Robert Graham's house ;)

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Edward died in November , buried under Robert Graham's house ;)

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Hearts Outwit Unintelligent Supporters Effortlessly

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Hearts Outwit Unintelligent Supporters Effortlessly

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End. F*****. Finished. Out. Removed. Turfed. Launched. Expelled. Stuffed. Shafted. Lovin'-it. Yams

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

End. F*****. Finished. Out. Removed. Turfed. Launched. Expelled. Stuffed. Shafted. Lovin'-it. Yams

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Yams Are Monumentally Snookered

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

:agree:

Yams Are Monumentally Snookered

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Septuagenarian Nudges Octogenarian's Ovaries, Keeping Erection Rampant Evidently Difficult.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Nudges Octogenarian's Ovaries, Keeping Erection Rampant Evidently Difficult.

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Dopey Inuits Find Fridges Incredibly Counterproductive Under Low Temperature

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dopey Inuits Find Fridges Incredibly Counterproductive Under Low Temperature

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Time eventually masters pompous Edinburgh Roasters, as taxman unleashes righteous endgame.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Time eventually masters pompous Edinburgh Roasters, as taxman unleashes righteous endgame.

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Eventually, Natural Death, Gorgie's Asbestos Monument Eradicated.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Eventually, Natural Death, Gorgie's Asbestos Monument Eradicated.

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Even Romanov accepts death is creeping at Tynecastle each day

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Even Romanov accepts death is creeping at Tynecastle each day

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Doomsday At Yamsville

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Doomsday At Yamsville

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Yams are mightily surprised Vlad is laughing loudly. Entertaining.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Yams are mightily surprised Vlad is laughing loudly. Entertaining.

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Exceptionally Naive Tynecastle Erses Rally Towards Another Incredibly Nauseating Inexpensive Numpties Gala-night

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Exceptionally Naive Tynecastle Erses Rally Towards Another Incredibly Nauseating Inexpensive Numpties Gala-night

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Gargantuan Americans Love Amorous Nonagenarians In Glistening Halterneck Tunics.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gargantuan Americans Love Amorous Nonagenarians In Glistening Halterneck Tunics.

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Tynie's Undaunted Nitwits Invented Cake Sales

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Tynie's Undaunted Nitwits Invented Cake Sales

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Sexually Active Lizards Ejaculate Spermatozoa.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sexually Active Lizards Ejaculate Spermatozoa.

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Shameless personnel extort remaining monies at Tynecastle, offering Zeitgeist of age.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Shameless personnel extort remaining monies at Tynecastle, offering Zeitgeist of age.

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And Gorgie's Execrable

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

And Gorgie's Execrable

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Every X-rated Eclectic Rates Anal Below Licking Effluvium.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Every X-rated Eclectic Rates Anal Below Licking Effluvium.

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Every Fan Feels Like Uttering Vitriol In Unwashed's Merrick-dome

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Every Fan Feels Like Uttering Vitriol In Unwashed's Merrick-dome

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Mercenary Ex Record Reporter Inflames Clueless Knuckledraggers Delusions Of Meritorious Existance.

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Originally Posted by fat freddy

Mercenary Ex Record Reporter Inflames Clueless Knuckledraggers Delusions Of Meritorious Existance.

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Emminent Xylophonist Is Somewhat Tense, Ensuring Natural Chiming's Erratic

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Emminent Xylophonist Is Somewhat Tense, Ensuring Natural Chiming's Erratic

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Easter Road really attracts the in crowd

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Easter Road really attracts the in crowd

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Chaplain Rogers Old Wacky Deaconess

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Chaplain Rogers Old Wacky Deaconess

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Dead equines are cooked openly, now edible supermarket snacks.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Dead equines are cooked openly, now edible supermarket snacks.

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So Nags Are Clearly Kidnapped Systematically?

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

So Nags Are Clearly Kidnapped Systematically?

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Seems you surmise that equine meat added to (illegally) cow appetisers leave lunchers yearning

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Seems you surmise that equine meat added to (illegally) cow appetisers leave lunchers yearning

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Yuk! Everyone Ate Really Nasty Inedible Nutritional Gelding?

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Originally Posted by fat freddy

Yuk! Everyone Ate Really Nasty Inedible Nutritional Gelding?

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Gelded Equine Liver's Delicious. Its Nice Grilled.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Gelded Equine Liver's Delicious. Its Nice Grilled.

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Gorgie Resident Inbred Locals Love Eating Donkeys

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Originally Posted by fat freddy

Gorgie Resident Inbred Locals Love Eating Donkeys

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Deaf Old Nutter Kept Eating Yam Sandwiches

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Deaf Old Nutter Kept Eating Yam Sandwiches

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Shergar adds nutritionally delicious, wonderfully interesting chomps - hearty equine sustenance

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Shergar adds nutritionally delicious, wonderfully interesting chomps - hearty equine sustenance

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Some Undeveloped Stupid Tynecastle Erseholes Normally Absorb Natural Cow Excrement

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Some Undeveloped Stupid Tynecastle Erseholes Normally Absorb Natural Cow Excrement

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Enterprising xylophonists create really exciting musical entertainment nightly. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Enterprising xylophonists create really exciting musical entertainment nightly. Thanks.

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The Hearts Are Nurturing Known Scuzzbags

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

The Hearts Are Nurturing Known Scuzzbags

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Sevco crowd undoubtedly zoological zoomers, barely articulate grunting simians.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Sevco crowd undoubtedly zoological zoomers, barely articulate grunting simians.

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Sectarian Inbred Mutants Imagine Absolutely No Surrender

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sectarian Inbred Mutants Imagine Absolutely No Surrender

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Sevco Unquestionably Required Revenue. Entered New Deal Ending Rangers

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Originally Posted by fat freddy

Sevco Unquestionably Required Revenue. Entered New Deal Ending Rangers

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Revealed: Another Nonsensical Green EBT Related Statement

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Revealed: Another Nonsensical Green EBT Related Statement

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Stinking, terrible asbestosised Tynecastle merits endless negative taunting

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Stinking, terrible asbestosised Tynecastle merits endless negative taunting

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Tescos Are Unsurprisingly Negotiating Takeover, Incensing Native Grunts

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Tescos Are Unsurprisingly Negotiating Takeover, Incensing Native Grunts

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Gorgie reptiles understand nothing, the simpletons

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Gorgie reptiles understand nothing, the simpletons

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Some Idiot Merricks Propose Lothar, El Tel Or Nevio Scala

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Some Idiot Merricks Propose Lothar, El Tel Or Nevio Scala

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Sandy Clark and Locke. Arf.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Sandy Clark and Locke. Arf.

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And Ricardo Fuller

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

And Ricardo Fuller

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Fultons ugliness leaves lookers' eyeballs reeling.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Fultons ugliness leaves lookers' eyeballs reeling.

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Relishing Effeminate Excrement, Lockey Is Naturally Grotesque

Gratitude Romanov on the exciting spectacle, quality unending entertainment

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

Gratitude Romanov on the exciting spectacle, quality unending entertainment

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End nigh, Tynecastle eventually rolls towards annihilation in nightly, marvelously entertaining news torrent.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

End nigh, Tynecastle eventually rolls towards annihilation in nightly, marvelously entertaining news torrent.

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Teetering Off-course, Romanov's Raft's Entering New Tsunami

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Teetering Off-course, Romanov's Raft's Entering New Tsunami

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Tynecastle surely uninhabitable: nasty asbestos marquee, innit?

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Tynecastle surely uninhabitable: nasty asbestos marquee, innit?

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Its Nauseating, Noxious, Infernally Toxiferous

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

:agree:

Its Nauseating, Noxious, Infernally Toxiferous

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Totally obscene, x-rated image, Fulton engenders revulsion of unprepared souls

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Totally obscene, x-rated image, Fulton engenders revulsion of unprepared souls

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Stevie's old ugly-puss looks subhuman

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Stevie's old ugly-puss looks subhuman

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Staggeringly ugly bassa, he undoubtedly makes acronymists nauseous.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Staggeringly ugly bassa, he undoubtedly makes acronymists nauseous.

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Nade's Another Unsightly Specimen, Exceptionally Obese Ugly Striker

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Nade's Another Unsightly Specimen, Exceptionally Obese Ugly Striker

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Some tynecastle reprobates insist knowingly ,everything's rosy

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Some tynecastle reprobates insist knowingly ,everything's rosy

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Roasted On Sunday Yamboids

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Originally Posted by Sir Alf R

Roasted On Sunday Yamboids

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Yes. "All Marvellously Barry" oddballs in defeat shock!

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Yes. "All Marvellously Barry" oddballs in defeat shock!

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Serjius has often called Kaunas

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Serjius has often called Kaunas

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Kickback: An uniquely noxious @rsehole sanctuary

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Kickback: An uniquely noxious @rsehole sanctuary

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Saints are naturally cock-a-hoop, the uglies absolutely rogered yesterday

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Saints are naturally cock-a-hoop, the uglies absolutely rogered yesterday

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Yams extinction still tardy, events really delaying anticipated yamaggedon

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Yams extinction still tardy, events really delaying anticipated yamaggedon

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Your Average Merrick Apes Gorgeous George - Encrusted Deluded Old Numpty

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Your Average Merrick Apes Gorgeous George - Encrusted Deluded Old Numpty

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Never Undertood Many Pitying The Yammery

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Originally Posted by Treadstone

Never Undertood Many Pitying The Yammery

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"Yam" - A Metaphor Meaning Exceptionally Rancid Yellowbellies

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

"Yam" - A Metaphor Meaning Exceptionally Rancid Yellowbellies

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Yam - Edinburgh Low Lifes Often Wallowing Behind Egotistical Laminiferous Lies Including Expenditure Shenanigans

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Originally Posted by Treadstone

Yam - Edinburgh Low Lifes Often Wallowing Behind Egotistical Laminiferous Lies Including Expenditure Shenanigans

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Suppose Hearts' End's Now Almost Nigh - Imagine Getting Absolutely No Spondulicks

eh... Shmoke and a pancake

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sadly Phils offering not doable upload, Lexicographer in crazy kinda submission.

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

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sadly Phils offering not doable upload, Lexicographer in crazy kinda submission.

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Should Uber-yam Barry Make Information Seriously Stupid In Online News.

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Originally Posted by Treadstone

Should Uber-yam Barry Make Information Seriously Stupid In Online News.

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News (Evening) willfully stupid

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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

News (Evening) willfully stupid

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Said Tabloid Underperforms Perpetually. It's Dire

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Said Tabloid Underperforms Perpetually. It's Dire

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Daily Information Readily Expendable

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Originally Posted by Treadstone

Daily Information Readily Expendable

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Edinburgh's X-rated Piggery's Evidently Nearing Demolition. All's Barry Likesay, Eh?

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Edinburgh's X-rated Piggery's Evidently Nearing Demolition. All's Barry Likesay, Eh?

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Edinburgh Hibees
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Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets

Edinburgh Hibees
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Hurtado Is Big Ersed Ex Striker

Sutton Talks Ridiculous Idiotic Keek Easily Refuted