I'm reminded here of Alice's Restaurant :D
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I would love to know what a graphology expert would make of that signature.
My thoughts are somewhat tainted but
Age 12 could well appear below it.
Every organisation needs to have a Disaster Recovery Plan with risk/mitigation strategies. Top 2 risks to the SPFL are major sponsors pulling the plug and one/more of the clubs going bust mid season. Even a body as incompetent as our national football authorities must have at least considered what they would do if the unthinkable (now highly probable) was to happen.
In saying that, they're probably more concerned about how many World Cup tickets they'll each get and how they fast track their Sevco chums into the top league :rolleyes:
Far from knowledgeable in this area, isn't it also to do with where proceedings are opened?
I'm looking at this EU reg 1346/2000, is it relevant and have I got the wrong end of the stick?
Even if they had time, could they afford the legal team....
You're all idiots. Remember the political angle here as Ian Murray told us. :faf:
And pishy breeks was leaning on the Lith ambassador, literally.
Trying to give her a poke in the right direction apparantly.
Gone satisfyingly quiet as well.
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The PBS Is worth sod all:na na:
The men in grey suits from both countries will argue their case and this will drag on for some time (time that our pour friends over-by simply don't have).
This could run-and-run for the foreseeable and there won't be any quick 'get-out' for them. They're either in admin for the long-haul or they're liquidated.
I don't see a middle ground for negotiation.
I could be wrong - but I'll back myself with my own cash.
I know that I have long said that this would be a relatively quick administration, and it has been thus far. However, I'm wavering now.
If, as I'm starting to think, the SPFL demand a guarantee about the fixtures, it will end soon. That would back up what Bajillions is hearing. If they don't.... yeah, I'm with you on the long-haul theory.
The 100k they Turned Down... apparently.. The administration team at Hearts couldnt even accept the offer.... :wink:
Could BDO cancel ST sales (two acronyms in there already) and ask for cash payments at the turnstile to see them by?
Makes me wonder what BDO and Zebra have agreed with the CC scheme. That doesn't sit right, unless Zebra are holding back the monies and drip-dripping it to them.
Either way - things are grim and I'm starting to sway towards the comical farce that will see them start on -15 points.
Jambos. This demands an immediate bake-sale, maybe even a facepainting/bouncy castle fun day. C'Mon, I know you have one last effort in you before the end.
I'm not sure that one set of laws would 'trump' the other here as there is no direct conflict. UK/Scots Law is passive on the subject - i.e. it doesn't prevent sale of the assets but it doesn't force it either - but if EU/Lith Law is capable of preventing it the Brit version is in no position to dispute that.
It's a bit like the SPL and SFA each imposing a signing embargo over a club. The SPL might lift their ban, but the club still can't sign players because of the SFA rule.
I'm not sure the EU/Lith laws would extend that far though.
Tick tock as the bidders drop like flies :http://www.heraldscotland.com/mobile...under.21602831
Is there disciplinary hearing today?
But what I'm saying is there's no actual conflict between the two regimes so prevalence needn't apply.
In my SPL/SFA analogy the SPL (after they've lifted their ban) don't disallow the signing of players but neither can they force it through in defiance of the SFA ruling. I think it might be similar with these circumstances - UK Commercial Law doesn't prevent the sale of assets, but International Criminal Law might. UK Commercial Law doesn't prevent me from driving my car at 100mph either - that doesn't mean I'm allowed to do it.
Their end is nigh.
We need to start preparing ourselves.
For the party!!!!!!!!
I suggest the car park behind the West, with behind the East as an overflow.
We need volunteers for the following jobs;
We need a bake sale, stuff like victorious sandwich should go down well. Any other suggestions?
We could have face painting stalls for the kids.
Does anyone have a contact that might donate a lend o a bouncy castle?
Folk could donate stuff for raffles. Maybe get the players would be up for going for a meal?
Get the players to pose for to have their pictures taken at £5 a pop. Can someone get a lifesize cardboard cut out of Sparky?
Talking about Sparky. You know them big foam pointy fingers? Does anyone have a contact that could do big foam thumbs?
Maybe someone with the required skills could make some home brew champagne. If we don't have time to brew this up we can just put some white wine through a sodastream.
We could sell tickets for a coach trip somewhere but not bother to book a coach - we don't have to tell anyone we've not booked a coach until its too late for them to do anything else!
We could charge an entry fee. I suggest either a bowl of jelly or a tub of ice cream which we can then sell on for cash.
Any other ideas guys and gals?
Oh, the Hibs are having a party
The Hibs are having a party
The Hibs are having a party
The hearts are nearly dead.
The hearts are nearly dead.
The hearts are nearly dead.
The Hibs are having a party ....
So.....
Should no one want to buy our neighbours, or manage to put together an adequate bid, what happens next? Would BDO have to advise moving to liquidation at that stage? Or would they manage their affairs until the money runs out / someone with more money than sense eventually feels sorry for them / the Liths decide they want to cash in their securities? This is assuming that the football authorities don't force the issue in some way or other before then.
The authorities should be doing this now. It's going to cause alot of problems when they die before xmas. The authorities know it's going to happen so must shoulder the blame if they dont demote them before the league starts.
Bob the shoe salesman still sure AllisBarry with his bid and $45 million for the new Yam-dome is on the table.
http://www.scotsman.com/sport/footba...pute-1-3005153
One thing that puzzles me is this " we have enough cash for 3 - 4 months " line from BDO.
Did they not say they raised something like £750,000 from season tickets ,etc. about £200 K a month plus what they can take from pay at the gates ( Hibs, Celtic and Aberdeen ) say another £250 k.
Can Hearts be run on £250 - 300 thousand a month without racking up more debt ?
And, of course, running the club in admin. for another 4 months will just knock another large chunk off the money which could be sent back to Lithland.
One of (one of, Sidney:greengrin) the administrators' duties is to obtain a better return for creditors than they would otherwise do in liquidation.
In your scenario, that would be impossible, so they would move to another of their purposes, which is:-
"realising property to make a distribution to one or or more secured or preferential creditors." In this case, that would be UKIO and, perhaps, UBIG.
Did you include TV money and SPFL advances?
Admins now likely in discussions with Ukio and UBIG and SPFL. FOH offer way too small for CVA and questions over Massone if he really has the money, is a fit and reliable person and bond may be needed but no capital to run club beyond Xmas. Liquidation really is now looming and SPFL should hatch plan "Morton" ASAP to avoid league looking like a laughing stock.
The 'rift' between Club 9 and Bob Jamieson stems from a payment issue.
Bob wants Club 9 to give him a tenner to top up his pay-as-you-go mobile and club 9 are refusing.:faf:
But here lies a problem - there's no one to liaise with at UBIG as the directors have all resigned and they're awaiting the appointment of an insolvency practitioner, and that in itself is currently under dispute as to who'll represent them.
There is currently no one with any legal clout that can 'sign-off' any proposals, not to mention the fact that the LT government have frozen their assets and the organisation are under investigation.
I'd like to know who you think BDO are in discussions with at UBIG.
Not to mention, it will increase the fees due to the administrator. :greengrin
I thought the season ticket money was meant to keep them going from the point of administration to the start of the season, paying bills due plus salaries. They are relying on an advance of TV money, sponsorship, hospitality and PATG from then on, no? AKA, flying by the seat of their pants. :greengrin
:confused: Heard that he was actually asking for cash for a new bottle of Calor gas for his caravan as he was unable to entertain "money" men interested in backing his bid because he couldn't put the kettle on, but I can see how international finanicial dealings would be impossible if he hasn't got any credit left - bit like the yams really.
No, the admin fees are deducted from the the sale of the club/assets before the proceeds are divi'd up amongst the creditors.
In reality, every month the administration goes on cost the Lithuanian tax payer £ 200 - 250 thousand pounds.
Sorry , month not week, getting carried away for a bit.
They made 14 (?) staff redundant, plus cut the wages of some (most) players. They haven't, of course, paid Heriot-Watt for some time, plus they are overdue the police money. They were in arrears with their council tax, but I don't know what the current situation is. I would imagine there is probably backlog maintenance on the stadium, too.
Not sure if this has been pointed out elsewhere - http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/8829048/
Hearing postponed until 1 August...
This meeting to decide their punishment has been postponed till the 1st of August :rolleyes:
The right buyer could get Hibs for the same money and wouldn't have to spend a bean on the stadium. Virtually every other club in the country is a better investment opportunity than that lot.
Unless of course they're investing in the land and not the football club :wink:
Been saying for over a week that this hearing would somehow be 'adjourned'.
Are you trying to tell me it took until TODAY for them to realise the main person dealing with their case was on paternity leave?!
Have never known an organisation to be so full of **** as the SFA.
Probably hoping that BDO save them the trouble of making a decision. Also, the golf's on.
Bob Jamieson's claim that someone in the USA is going to "invest" £45 million on a new stadium seems a total fantasy. The interest you'd pay on that sum each year would be virtually the entire Hearts turnover.
I'm of the opinion that the postponement is not a good sign for Hearts. I think the SFA realise that events are about to make any punishment look futile and probably best to let BDO wield the knife.
I'm of a similar opinion. The paternity leave thing is a convenient excuse, IMO.
As I've suggested before, there will be confidential contact going on between BDO and the authorities. I reckon that these discussions are at a critical stage (they bloody should be, of course), and that a delay of a couple of weeks in the disciplinary process makes sense.
It's a bit unclear whether Jamieson means USD or Sterling. Let's assume he's talking about $45m... roughly, £30m at today's exchange rate.
Then let's say he uses the proceeds of the sale of Tynecastle to help fund the new stadium... let's be generous and say he nets £10m profit to sell it for development. That leaves him a minimum of £20m to finance.
This deal is not without risk, but let's just say he manages to borrow this £20m at 7% (considerably less than the cost of financing Man U and Liverpool with American money but again, let's give him the benefit of the doubt).
This means a return to investors of £1.4m a year, and he still needs to pay back the £20m somehow. This from a club with a turnover of £10m pa even in the good years. Does that sound even vaguely plausible?
I think it's only right that while we're all watching the Hibs in Europe tonight, having a good time enjoying ourselves, we should pause, even just for a minute, and spare a thought for what the Hearts fans will be continuing to worry and go through tonight, wondering if their club will survive or not.
..........aye right, GET IT UP you's!!! The Hibs are in Europe tonight and you's WILL be in your beds!
Various Jambos on the Scotsman forums still living in the land of make believe whereby a CVA will be arranged and they will be playing at either this new stadium or a refurbished Tynie.
Delusional at best but fans like that are worse than enemies. Their "everything is OK" line started when Romanov came in and continues now.
I thought his point was that they didn't pay it before, so might still not pay, hence reducing that running costs bottom-line.
Altbough I'd have thought admin types would be obliged to pay all ongoing commitments, reach agreement over them, or fold the company.
Informed today that Hearts have moved their registered office from Tynecastle to City Point Haymarket. Mean anything ?
New Scottish Lowland League fixtures out today. No room for El Pinkos. Still, maybe next season if they play their cards right...
Dont be daft. They are still celebrating their administration cup win.
The Sergey scenario, where Hearts stay in admin until they physically run out of cash after Christmas, simply because they cannot liquidate to sell their assets (the land the stadium is on) due to legal/criminal proceedings in Lithuania, is in the long run, the worse case for them. This is the one that potentially sees Hearts not exist as a footballing entity for several years, then have to work their way through the Scottish League structure.