To be fair the AI stuff is just as bad as the puns and there are a lot more of them on this website.
Easy to just ignore of you don't like them.
Also... Any rumours? Sniff of anything?
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To be fair the AI stuff is just as bad as the puns and there are a lot more of them on this website.
Easy to just ignore of you don't like them.
Also... Any rumours? Sniff of anything?
Poundland Jamestown.Quote:
Originally Posted by CapitalGreen
It’s gone all quiet unfortunately which is a bit of a blowQuote:
Originally Posted by USA_Hibee
Well I admire the posters attempts to create a rumour, if he wants to dream of Dzeko playing for Hibs I’m not the person to burst his bubble.
I’ve just taken a look at the available strikers over 30 who may be more realistic and it’s an interesting list.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/spie...oogle_vignette
For me, I’m going with one of the following:-
Joshua King- probably not realistic but someone else mentioned him on here before so **** it, let’s go with him, used to play for Bournemouth though so probably Rangers bound.
Lucas Joao- I’m working on the assumption we left on good terms with Brian McDermott. Think he will know him well from his time at Reading so we’ll get a good recommendation from McDermott if he meets the no dickheads criteria.
Britt Assombalonga- I think Malky Mackay may just about have crossed paths with him briefly when they were at Watford, he’ll also be well aware of him from his time managing in England. Also feel it would be good for underscore/brightsides street cred after he touted him for a move here about 10 years ago.
Probably others I could mention but I got bored.
The puns are better because human effort is involved in writing them.Quote:
Originally Posted by USA_Hibee
Not any more 😃Quote:
Originally Posted by SHODAN
Russell Martin spoke on his Rangers transfers:
“I’ve spoke to players who have said I need to see my options so it’s a no for us and on to the next one.
We need people desperate to play for Rangers and not just be an option.”
Easy thing to say but it almost certainly isn’t what is happening in reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by 04Sauzee
https://x.com/edinburghsport/status/...qMPB3ex_w&s=19
I know it's Hertz again but ffs Evening News.
Kyle Walker to Burnley £5m
Or George Best, Marc Libbra or even Steve Archibald from BarcelonaQuote:
Originally Posted by erin go bragh
Good signing for them that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lago
Lol. Different times when Scottish football almost bankrupted itself when we along with many other clubs were paying silly money in wages.Quote:
Originally Posted by erin go bragh
I didn't know they were partnered with Jamestown Analytics, which spots talents who have the potential to develop further.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
They kept that quiet.
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They will have a first team squad of 40 soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Need those players for (league cup) group football.
That Jamestown banner 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
They’ll have a squad of about 50 by the time the season starts.
If you're a moderate performer at bottom end league one Posh that no other bigger clubs in the moneyball leagues fancied and the huns came in for you, you'd probably be saying what Martin is saying to get a move.Quote:
Originally Posted by 04Sauzee
They might manage to stay broadly where they are but is this what the orc hordes are expecting when measured against celtcs spending?
Martin could end up in league one quicker than their recent big name signing
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It seems like they're playing a numbers game. You can just tell what's going to happen. They and their media chums will be raving about all their "successes" in the transfer market, whilst keeping quiet about the 70% that turn out to be duds.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
Sounds like they've been playing at the same level as our local tennis club.Quote:
Originally Posted by flash
Is their super duper computer able to drill down that far?
On the day theyve lost Penrice, one of their best players in their bottom six season the rest of Scottish football must be standing back in shock and awe of what the bottom six champions are doing.
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Not a transfer rumour as such but I’m sure I saw Liam Henderson earlier at the bottom of Broughton Street.
Good enough for this thread :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenCastle
I'm wondering who's in charge of the super computer. Can't help thinking it's some plooky faced teenager working in a windowless room since that seems to be their favored type of accommodation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Anyone else have the suspicion that Nectar is hanging on to see how we get on in Europa? If the 2 week signing deadline before a tie is correct (no reason to think it isn't) then Play Off round registrations would be 1st week of August... Hope springs eternal :greengrin
Don’t have a clue about the Estonian leagues, pretty sure USG one of Tony Blooms sides signed a Canadian from that league Promise David for 400k and is worth about 10 million nowQuote:
Originally Posted by flash
Football's Fritzel's?Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Someone did mention their current messiah as looking a bit like the Childcatcher so who knows. Another world in big team land.
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https://x.com/koora2008/status/18825...T_cnYbURW-GKJw
Watching the clips of Balla Moussa Conte.
If true you’d imagine he’s an alternative to Triantis
THEY will be... I distinctly remember how they stroked their 'egos' (had an actual body part in mind, but hey, family friendly forum), when sinky sub captain Romanov promised them the moon before he bolted with the petty cashQuote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Certainly athletic enough and loves a tackle, doesn't contribute much in goals for column:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Unseen work
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
What I do think is that Nick and his agent, like many others, are out exploring their options.
Generally speaking, ambitious players from Australia don’t see the SPFL as a league they aspire to be playing in on a permanent basis…..but as a ‘stepping stone’ to England and Europe.
While he may have enjoyed his time here on loan and played good enough to be considered for player of the year…it is ‘mission accomplished’ on alerting English, and other clubs that he is worth considering.
I hope I’m wrong but I don’t see him being in a Hibs jersey next season.
Is there a Greggs there?Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenCastle