Acronyms game

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Sensuous Caressing Enables Nonagenarian's Access, Reversing Into Orifice Smoothly.

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Strange man ogles old, tired harridans, loathing youthfulness

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Strange man ogles old, tired harridans, loathing youthfulness

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Yawning Orgasms Undo Twocarpets' Holistic Facade Unless Libidinous Newcomer Engages Sexy Silhouette.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Yawning Orgasms Undo Twocarpets' Holistic Facade Unless Libidinous Newcomer Engages Sexy Silhouette.

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Some Important Lexicographers Have Obviously Useful Equipment - Twocarpets' Tadger's Efficacious

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Some Important Lexicographers Have Obviously Useful Equipment - Twocarpets' Tadger's Efficacious

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Etymologist Fancies Filling Inuit's Cavernous Aperture. Clumsy Insertion = OUCH!!! Uterus Stretched.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Etymologist Fancies Filling Inuit's Cavernous Aperture. Clumsy Insertion = OUCH!!! Uterus Stretched.

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Some Times Randy Etymologist's Tawdry Carnal Habits Exemplify Depravity

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Some Times Randy Etymologist's Tawdry Carnal Habits Exemplify Depravity

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Why thank you kind sir. :greengrin

Depraved Etymology Presents Ribald Acolytes Vulgar Innuendos To Yell.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Why thank you kind sir. :greengrin

Depraved Etymology Presents Ribald Acolytes Vulgar Innuendos To Yell.

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You Epitomise Lewd Libidinousness

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

You Epitomise Lewd Libidinousness

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Licentiously incoherent Bunter is definitely in need of unusual sexual niceties, expecting septuagenarian shenanigans.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Licentiously incoherent Bunter is definitely in need of unusual sexual niceties, expecting septuagenarian shenanigans.

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Seems He's Evidently Nailing A Nana, In God Awful Naked Squirming

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Seems He's Evidently Nailing A Nana, In God Awful Naked Squirming

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Septuagenarian quim usually is rather musty - it's not great.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Septuagenarian quim usually is rather musty - it's not great.

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Granny Rebuts Exhausted Acronymist's Tadger

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Granny Rebuts Exhausted Acronymist's Tadger

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Todgering a delighted geriatric excites Regular.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Todgering a delighted geriatric excites Regular.

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Rooting Etymologist Greases Undercrackers Lavishly At Romp.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Rooting Etymologist Greases Undercrackers Lavishly At Romp.

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Randy old mother's puckered...

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Randy old mother's puckered...

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Pulling Uncomfortably Clenched Knickers, Etymologist Reveals Ethereal Delights.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Pulling Uncomfortably Clenched Knickers, Etymologist Reveals Ethereal Delights.

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Daft Etymologist Likes Igniting Gonads. His Tadger's Scorched.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Daft Etymologist Likes Igniting Gonads. His Tadger's Scorched.

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Ooyah!!!

Septuagenarian's Cavernous Orifice's Record Capacity Holds Enormous Dimensions.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Ooyah!!!

Septuagenarian's Cavernous Orifice's Record Capacity Holds Enormous Dimensions.

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Dipping Into Manky Elders? Neverending Sustained Incontinence Offers New Sensation

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dipping Into Manky Elders? Neverending Sustained Incontinence Offers New Sensation

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Sooking elderly nipples satisfies acronymist's taste in older norks.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Sooking elderly nipples satisfies acronymist's taste in older norks.

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Nonagenarian oiled really keen schlong

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Nonagenarian oiled really keen schlong

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Septuagenarian Caresses Horribly Long Oily Nipples Gently.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Caresses Horribly Long Oily Nipples Gently.

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Gregarious Elderly Narwhal Tickles Laconic Yapok

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Gregarious Elderly Narwhal Tickles Laconic Yapok

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Yearning Acronymist Purloins Octogenarian's Knickers.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yearning Acronymist Purloins Octogenarian's Knickers.

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Kinky Nightly Intercourse Concerns King Edward Rogering Simpson

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Kinky Nightly Intercourse Concerns King Edward Rogering Simpson

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Septuagenarian Inuit Makes Profane Suggestions Observing Necrophilia.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Inuit Makes Profane Suggestions Observing Necrophilia.

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Nonogenarian enticed curmudgeonly reticent octogenarian perhaps hoping intimate liaison , indiscretion assured.

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Nonogenarian enticed curmudgeonly reticent octogenarian perhaps hoping intimate liaison , indiscretion assured.

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nice work...

Asexual septuagenarian shuns unwanted romantic endearments defiantly!

(take note Bunter...):greengrin

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

nice work...

Asexual septuagenarian shuns unwanted romantic endearments defiantly!

(take note Bunter...):greengrin

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Defiant Etymologist Fields Insulting Acronyms Nightly, Transmitting Lexicography Yardsticks

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

(take note Bunter...):greengrin

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Who? Me? Surely not. :wink:

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Defiant Etymologist Fields Insulting Acronyms Nightly, Transmitting Lexicography Yardsticks

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Yodelling Acronymist Reveals Deeply Sickening Tendencies In Coprophiliac Knicker Stains.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Who? Me? Surely not. :wink:


Yodelling Acronymist Reveals Deeply Sickening Tendencies In Coprophiliac Knicker Stains.

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Sometimes the acronymists implement nonsensical sentences :wink:

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Sometimes the acronymists implement nonsensical sentences :wink:

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Sensual Etymology Nuances Titillate Erotic Nonagenarian's Colon, Elongating Schlong.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sensual Etymology Nuances Titillate Erotic Nonagenarian's Colon, Elongating Schlong.

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Spanked Chorus Has Lesions, Often Nastily Grazed

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Spanked Chorus Has Lesions, Often Nastily Grazed

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Grannies Recognise Acronymist's Zealously Enthusiastic Depravities.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Grannies Recognise Acronymist's Zealously Enthusiastic Depravities.

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Dire Economics Prove Rangers Are Virtually Insolvent, Teetering Into Extinction Scenario

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Dire Economics Prove Rangers Are Virtually Insolvent, Teetering Into Extinction Scenario

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Septuagenarian Cups Etymologist's Nadgers, And Reaches into Orifice.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Cups Etymologist's Nadgers, And Reaches into Orifice.

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Our Resident Inamorato Fondles Inebriated Comatose Elders

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Our Resident Inamorato Fondles Inebriated Comatose Elders

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Etymologist Loves Describing Elderly Shenanigans.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Etymologist Loves Describing Elderly Shenanigans.

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Some Hibby etymologists need a nan's imaginative gropings and naughty "snuggling".

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Some Hibby etymologists need a nan's imaginative gropings and naughty "snuggling".

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Septuagenarians Never Use Greasy Gloves, Loving Instead Natural Groping.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarians Never Use Greasy Gloves, Loving Instead Natural Groping.

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Glasgow Rangers overall predicament invites noisy guffawing.

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Glasgow Rangers overall predicament invites noisy guffawing.

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Greasy Undercrackers Fall Flatulently Away While Inuit Nuzzles Gusset.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Greasy Undercrackers Fall Flatulently Away While Inuit Nuzzles Gusset.

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Grandad Unforgivingly Severs Stunned Etymolgist's Tallywacker

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Grandad Unforgivingly Severs Stunned Etymolgist's Tallywacker

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Thrusting Acronymist Loves Lingerie Youths Wear At Carnivals Knowing Easily Removed.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Thrusting Acronymist Loves Lingerie Youths Wear At Carnivals Knowing Easily Removed.

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Rotund Etymologist's Moobs Offer Virgins Exquisite Delicacies

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Rotund Etymologist's Moobs Offer Virgins Exquisite Delicacies

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Delinquent Etymologist Loves Inuit Caresses And Cuddles In Exquisite Surroundings.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Delinquent Etymologist Loves Inuit Caresses And Cuddles In Exquisite Surroundings.

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Scribe Underestimated Rather Rampant Old Undersexed Nana's Desires, Insisting Nightly Gambolling's Stopped

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Scribe Underestimated Rather Rampant Old Undersexed Nana's Desires, Insisting Nightly Gambolling's Stopped

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Septuagenarian Tickles Orifice Proving Pensioners Enjoy Dirtiness.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Tickles Orifice Proving Pensioners Enjoy Dirtiness.

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Despite intensive rickets treatment, insistent nana eagerly straddled septuagenarian.

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Despite intensive rickets treatment, insistent nana eagerly straddled septuagenarian.

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Sexagenarians' Exotic Piercings Tempt Underage Goths Eliciting Necrotic Acronymic Responses In Abbatoirs Naturally.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sexagenarians' Exotic Piercings Tempt Underage Goths Eliciting Necrotic Acronymic Responses In Abbatoirs Naturally.

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Nice Acronymists Take Umbrage Regarding Abhorrent Lewd Lascivious Yarns

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Nice Acronymists Take Umbrage Regarding Abhorrent Lewd Lascivious Yarns

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Yama aren't really normal specimens

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Yama aren't really normal specimens

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Septuagenarian Pleasures Every Coprophiliac Inuit Man Entering Northern Sphincter.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Pleasures Every Coprophiliac Inuit Man Entering Northern Sphincter.

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Somebody punted habitually injured numpty centre to Easter Road

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Originally Posted by snooky

Somebody punted habitually injured numpty centre to Easter Road

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Reeking Orifice Always Disappoints.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Reeking Orifice Always Disappoints.

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Derby is surely a poisoned path, offering infighting nightly. Terribly Sad.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Derby is surely a poisoned path, offering infighting nightly. Terribly Sad.

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Sparky's A Daftie

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sparky's A Daftie

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Dons are facing the inevitable ejection

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Originally Posted by snooky

Dons are facing the inevitable ejection

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Ersehole Jambos Effortlessly Conned - Tickets Increase Offended Neanderthals

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Ersehole Jambos Effortlessly Conned - Tickets Increase Offended Neanderthals

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No effort and no direction ensures real threat Hibs are losing support

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Originally Posted by snooky

No effort and no direction ensures real threat Hibs are losing support

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Serial Underperformers Provide Painfully Obvious Relegation Trauma

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Serial Underperformers Provide Painfully Obvious Relegation Trauma

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Terrible Relegation Apprehension Undergoing Major Application.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Terrible Relegation Apprehension Undergoing Major Application.

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A perverted panda lies in cage awaiting tender intimacies once nightly

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Originally Posted by jodjam

A perverted panda lies in cage awaiting tender intimacies once nightly

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:greengrin

Now Its Getting Horny, Tian-tian's Lustful Y-chromosomes

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

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Now Its Getting Horny, Tian-tian's Lustful Y-chromosomes

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Yawning Chasm Horrifies Repugnant Onanist's Morals. Ordinarily Sexual Offences Make Etymologist Smile.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yawning Chasm Horrifies Repugnant Onanist's Morals. Ordinarily Sexual Offences Make Etymologist Smile.

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Sherman Makes Impotent Lexicographer Ebullient

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sherman Makes Impotent Lexicographer Ebullient

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Etymologist Buffs Up Lexicography Lest Ignoramus Enters Nomenclature Testing.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Etymologist Buffs Up Lexicography Lest Ignoramus Enters Nomenclature Testing.

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Taking Etymology Seriously? Try Including Naked Grandmothers!

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Taking Etymology Seriously? Try Including Naked Grandmothers!

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Grandiloquent Reply!!!!! Acronymist Never Delays Making Oratory Thrusts Hailing Erotically Rooting Septuagenarians.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Grandiloquent Reply!!!!! Acronymist Never Delays Making Oratory Thrusts Hailing Erotically Rooting Septuagenarians.

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Sartorially Elegant Punctuationist Took Umbrage At Granny's Explicit Nookie. Acronymist's Ribald Infatuation Affects Normal Sensibilities

Here we go again.... :greengrin

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sartorially Elegant Punctuationist Took Umbrage At Granny's Explicit Nookie. Acronymist's Ribald Infatuation Affects Normal Sensibilities

Here we go again.... :greengrin

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Sometimes Etymologist Needs Stopped. Inappropriate Beliefs In Libidinous Insensitivities Threaten Incarceration Each Statement.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sometimes Etymologist Needs Stopped. Inappropriate Beliefs In Libidinous Insensitivities Threaten Incarceration Each Statement.

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Semi tickets are trousered. Every man expects National trophy.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Semi tickets are trousered. Every man expects National trophy.

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Twocarpets Relishes Opprobrium, Preferably Hateful Yodelling.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Twocarpets Relishes Opprobrium, Preferably Hateful Yodelling.

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You obviously dont expect lads lifting it next game?

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

You obviously dont expect lads lifting it next game?

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Gubbing Aberdeen Most Entertaining.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gubbing Aberdeen Most Entertaining.

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Excitement Now Tremendous, Enquiries Regarding Tickets Are Incredibly Numerous, Intoxication Naturally Gathering

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Excitement Now Tremendous, Enquiries Regarding Tickets Are Incredibly Numerous, Intoxication Naturally Gathering

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Gruesome Acronymist Titillates Hiber-nation's Etymology. Reproducing Inuit Necrophiliac Guilt.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gruesome Acronymist Titillates Hiber-nation's Etymology. Reproducing Inuit Necrophiliac Guilt.

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:greengrin

Gut-wrenching Underlying Inferences Lack Tastefulness

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

:greengrin

Gut-wrenching Underlying Inferences Lack Tastefulness

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Tastefulness? Acronymist's Sexual Trends Excite Friends Using Loofahs Near Etymologist's Septuagenarian Slapper.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Tastefulness? Acronymist's Sexual Trends Excite Friends Using Loofahs Near Etymologist's Septuagenarian Slapper.

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Sex-starved Lexicographer's Attempted Pensioner Pumping Ends Rapidly

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sex-starved Lexicographer's Attempted Pensioner Pumping Ends Rapidly

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Reprehensible Acronymist Prefers Inuit Douching. Less Yeast.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

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Reprehensible Acronymist Prefers Inuit Douching. Less Yeast.

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Your Eskimo Acronyms Summarise Turpitude

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Your Eskimo Acronyms Summarise Turpitude

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Taking Unnecessary Risks Prevents Inuit's Torpor Upsetting Danish Etymologist.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Taking Unnecessary Risks Prevents Inuit's Torpor Upsetting Danish Etymologist.

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Etymologist's Tormented Yearnings Make Outrageous Lexicography. Old Grannies, Inuits....Strange Transfusion

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Etymologist's Tormented Yearnings Make Outrageous Lexicography. Old Grannies, Inuits....Strange Transfusion

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Transvestites Rarely Attempt Nonagenarian Sex. Frustratingly Unkempt Saddlebags Inhibit Oral Nibbling.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Transvestites Rarely Attempt Nonagenarian Sex. Frustratingly Unkempt Saddlebags Inhibit Oral Nibbling.

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Never In Before Bedtime Look It's Not Good

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Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

Never In Before Bedtime Look It's Not Good

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Granny offers oral delights

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Granny offers oral delights

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Depraved Etymologist Loves Incontinent Grannies, Hungrily Tasting Showers.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Depraved Etymologist Loves Incontinent Grannies, Hungrily Tasting Showers.

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Septuagenarian's Healthy Orifice Weakens Etymologist's Resolve Steadily.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian's Healthy Orifice Weakens Etymologist's Resolve Steadily.

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Slavering Tosser Effusing About Dunfermline Is Lamentable Yam

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Slavering Tosser Effusing About Dunfermline Is Lamentable Yam

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Yams are mangy

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Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

Yams are mangy

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Most Acronymists Never Go Yachting.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Most Acronymists Never Go Yachting.

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Young Aching Cubs Have Tennis In New Group

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Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

Young Aching Cubs Have Tennis In New Group

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Gorgie Reprobates Ominously Upset Patriarch.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gorgie Reprobates Ominously Upset Patriarch.

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Puffy Animals Try Really Interesting Acrobatics Rather Coyly Humorous

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Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

Puffy Animals Try Really Interesting Acrobatics Rather Coyly Humorous

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Hopefully un-surpassed merriment occurs, really optimistic upsetting skacel.

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Hopefully un-surpassed merriment occurs, really optimistic upsetting skacel.

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Skiing Knees Are Cracking Every Lap

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Originally Posted by Salt & Sauzee

Skiing Knees Are Cracking Every Lap

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Lost Again - Panicking?

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Lost Again - Panicking?

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Perfect People Play Indoors

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Originally Posted by KayleighHibees

Perfect People Play Indoors

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Igloos are made of ice.

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Originally Posted by HibbyAndy

Igloos are made of ice.

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:top marks:top marks Ice is cold