The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by Jack Hackett

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Clueless delusion has permeated right through the club from boardroom to terracing.The tendency to stick their heads in the sand when things start to go wrong is only matched by their ability to declare anything they do to be 'groundbreaking'.

I can't wait for the fan ownership thing. The potential for absolute catastrophe will never be far away.

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I’m loving every minute of it. You are indeed correct about everything they do is ‘groundbreaking’ with the EEN printing everything.

Fan ownership will be a hoot.




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Originally Posted by EskbankHibby

Scheisse-pressing today I believe.

Tricky times at the rosa Bushaltestelle (pink bus shelter, god bless google)

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😂

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

Their £1m hybrid pitch is coming in for some stick also. What a source of entertainment that club is.

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Just been reading that thread🤣 Told a few of my mates last year this could happen to it. I was on the Allianz stadium tour last year and our guide told us this is exactly why Bayern got rid of a similar pitch,Bayern now grow new grass on outside pitches and cut out from them parts that need replacing .
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Originally Posted by Dazzling Doidge

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Top Drawer dazzling.

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Originally Posted by GreenCastle

Try not to laugh..

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/176791-hybrid-pitch/page/61/#comments

Having seen the pitch at the recent women’s cup final it looked awful then for the money spent so with several home games coming up, its only going to get worse. Hybrid pitch or not..the lack of light (Even with lamps) will always be an issue at the Tiny Library.

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Originally Posted by GreenCastle

Try not to laugh..

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...e/61/#comments

Having seen the pitch at the recent women’s cup final it looked awful then for the money spent so with several home games coming up, its only going to get worse. Hybrid pitch or not..the lack of light (Even with lamps) will always be an issue at the Tiny Library.

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Oh some hilarity on that thread...loved the dude wondering if the ‘linear patterns with curved ends’ was down to the undersoil heating...eventually to be corrected that it was marks left after the players warm up circuits.

Others seem to have a real lack of understanding of what a football pitch is, one wondering just how on Earth it could ever cut up.

And another had the audacity to say the pitch at StMary’s on the sky game was just a bad....urmm naw.

Was good to be reminded as well about the fact that they had the most monitored pitch in the world...That’s worked out sooo well for them.

And finally the rest of them seem to think a football pitch is the same as a fridge freezer and it might have a warranty to allow them to return it!

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Originally Posted by RyeSloan

Oh some hilarity on that thread...loved the dude wondering if the ‘linear patterns with curved ends’ was down to the undersoil heating...eventually to be corrected that it was marks left after the players warm up circuits.

Others seem to have a real lack of understanding of what a football pitch is, one wondering just how on Earth it could ever cut up.

And another had the audacity to say the pitch at StMary’s on the sky game was just a bad....urmm naw.

Was good to be reminded as well about the fact that they had the most monitored pitch in the world...That’s worked out sooo well for them.

And finally the rest of them seem to think a football pitch is the same as a fridge freezer and it might have a warranty to allow them to return it!

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Brilliant 👍

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Originally Posted by RyeSloan

Oh some hilarity on that thread...loved the dude wondering if the ‘linear patterns with curved ends’ was down to the undersoil heating...eventually to be corrected that it was marks left after the players warm up circuits.

Others seem to have a real lack of understanding of what a football pitch is, one wondering just how on Earth it could ever cut up.

And another had the audacity to say the pitch at StMary’s on the sky game was just a bad....urmm naw.

Was good to be reminded as well about the fact that they had the most monitored pitch in the world...That’s worked out sooo well for them.

And finally the rest of them seem to think a football pitch is the same as a fridge freezer and it might have a warranty to allow them to return it!

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Originally Posted by RyeSloan

Oh some hilarity on that thread...loved the dude wondering if the ‘linear patterns with curved ends’ was down to the undersoil heating...eventually to be corrected that it was marks left after the players warm up circuits.

Others seem to have a real lack of understanding of what a football pitch is, one wondering just how on Earth it could ever cut up.

And another had the audacity to say the pitch at StMary’s on the sky game was just a bad....urmm naw.

Was good to be reminded as well about the fact that they had the most monitored pitch in the world...That’s worked out sooo well for them.

And finally the rest of them seem to think a football pitch is the same as a fridge freezer and it might have a warranty to allow them to return it!

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The thread had me in stitches... but that was a stand-out :faf:

I quite like his comment from the Stendel thread on JKB in relation to Stendel's post match comment on there being a lot more work to do than he expected.:

"Perfectly reasonable thing to say! He would have done research on Hearts and was likely told we were 3rd best team in the country! That shower of ***** are not 3rd best team in the championship. Everyone of them Bar MS are an absolute embarrassment to the jersey! "

If he did do research why would he have believed anyone saying they were the third best team...!

It is clear he has done no research and simply awoke from a stupor to answer the phone to hear Budge offering him a job. Clearly, still pissed when he said yes...this is going to be the hangover of hangovers for him as he begins to sober up...!

Tbf that first week leading to a loss against a team who haven’t won away from home for nearly a year - twelve grand well spent.

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Originally Posted by proud_and_green

I quite like his comment from the Stendel thread on JKB in relation to Stendel's post match comment on there being a lot more work to do than he expected.:

"Perfectly reasonable thing to say! He would have done research on Hearts and was likely told we were 3rd best team in the country! That shower of ***** are not 3rd best team in the championship. Everyone of them Bar MS are an absolute embarrassment to the jersey! "

If he did do research why would he have believed anyone saying they were the third best team...!

It is clear he has done no research and simply awoke from a stupor to answer the phone to hear Budge offering him a job. Clearly, still pissed when he said yes...this is going to be the hangover of hangovers for him as he begins to sober up...!

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They are so f****** deluded, third best team!!!!

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Originally Posted by Since452

Poundshop Klopp

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Originally Posted by Wheat Hound

Yep, a great coup for them to get the boy....

Jurgen Doon

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Not Hans Dooners****z? H'e fit right in :wink:

I’ve got a very intelligent, otherwise sensible and responsible Jambo mate who is still paying a direct debit every month into this **** show.

Budge has wasted £1m on a pitch which is a state, £20m on one stand, employed Cathro and moved two other failures into sporting Director jobs, their coaches and recruitment people are apparently idiots. It took her six/seven weeks to hire a guy who’d never heard of them and looks like an alcoholic (he may turn out good but early signs aren’t encouraging for them). They’ve signed dozens and dozens of players and are currently joint bottom of the league. It just beggars belief that my mate and many others like him continue to throw good money after bad. Amazing stuff. I’m impressed by the loyalty of some supporters but this just seems idiotic.

How can a manager you’ve just sacked become sporting director?
They only play (ha) one sport.Hasn’t he already directed them to secondbottom?
Standel wont take instruction from that failed lot. Standels already his own failure. What a mess they’ve got themselves in.

This guy over the road gets it. Staggering list of Has Beens/Never Will Be's on the wage bill

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Posted 22 minutes ago

"Most of this squad are damaged goods. Too many are broken and there is no way back for them.

Zlamal
Doyle
Periera

Brandon
Dikamona
Berra
White
Garrucio

Bozanic
Walker
Clare
Damour
Mulraney
Morrison

McLean
Wighton
Uche
Keena

That is a big pile of **** right there to move on."


If I was a yam, I'd just forget the football for the foreseeable future and content myself with picking the fluff off my cardigan :greengrin

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Originally Posted by Jack Hackett

This guy over the road gets it. Staggering list of Has Beens/Never Will Be's on the wage bill

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Posted 22 minutes ago

"Most of this squad are damaged goods. Too many are broken and there is no way back for them.

Zlamal
Doyle
Periera

Brandon
Dikamona
Berra
White
Garrucio

Bozanic
Walker
Clare
Damour
Mulraney
Morrison

McLean
Wighton
Uche
Keena

That is a big pile of **** right there to move on."


If I was a yam, I'd just forget the football for the foreseeable future and content myself with picking the fluff off my cardigan :greengrin

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Think that's only about half the squad as well

Naismith getting bombarded over the road now, *****bag and wage thief amongst the insults being thrown at him.

No one is safe over the road, it's a battle royale :greengrin

To play a pressing game effectively you need players who are extremely fit. Unfortunately, the Hearts guys are extremely (insert rhyming expletive).

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Originally Posted by heretoday

To play a pressing game effectively you need players who are extremely fit. Unfortunately, the Hearts guys are extremely (insert rhyming expletive).

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Apparently Craig Halkett has piled on the pounds.

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Originally Posted by heretoday

To play a pressing game effectively you need players who are extremely fit. Unfortunately, the Hearts guys are extremely (insert rhyming expletive).

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Thrupenny bit?

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Originally Posted by Northernhibee

Apparently Craig Halkett has piled on the pounds.

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Craig Hulkett.

Nice too see some patience over the road. Keeping a stiff upper lip and all that. The high press will come, all they have to do is keep believing.

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Originally Posted by Kato

Nice too see some patience over the road. Keeping a stiff upper lip and all that. The high press will come, all they have to do is keep believing.

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To Heckingbottom's credit, our high press was far more energetic than that.

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Originally Posted by Northernhibee

Apparently Craig Halkett has piled on the pounds.

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They didn't release Vanecek from his contract, Budge moved him behind the scenes into the role of nutritionist.

What's with their wee creepy GIFs on kickback? Strange

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Originally Posted by RyeSloan

Oh some hilarity on that thread...loved the dude wondering if the ‘linear patterns with curved ends’ was down to the undersoil heating...eventually to be corrected that it was marks left after the players warm up circuits.

Others seem to have a real lack of understanding of what a football pitch is, one wondering just how on Earth it could ever cut up.

And another had the audacity to say the pitch at StMary’s on the sky game was just a bad....urmm naw.

Was good to be reminded as well about the fact that they had the most monitored pitch in the world...That’s worked out sooo well for them.

And finally the rest of them seem to think a football pitch is the same as a fridge freezer and it might have a warranty to allow them to return it!

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Tynecastle’s narrow wee tattie field of a pitch gave home advantage to Hearts, so I was puzzled that Levein would sanction spending £1m on a playing surface that would allow opponents to get the ball down and play.

Is it possible that Budge ordered the new pitch after being persuaded to spend money by a salesman, and Levein then ordered the ground staff to skimp on the maintenance and rough it up again?

Of course the festival concert won’t have helped.

To be fair the fans have him a loud backing,........until they realised they could have played till Xmas and not scored. The frightening thing is that only now they are realising how garbage they are and our Daniel will needs funds just to make the respectable. Queen ann and the mystery benefactors will be waiting on the call for a large dollop of cash.

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Originally Posted by mjhibby

To be fair the fans have him a loud backing,........until they realised they could have played till Xmas and not scored. The frightening thing is that only now they are realising how garbage they are and our Daniel will needs funds just to make the respectable. Queen ann and the mystery benefactors will be waiting on the call for a large dollop of cash.

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If that does happen, considering their history, they should be investigated for ffp. How the **** can a club who went into admin spending others money, then bumped as many businesses as they could get away with running at losses but can just say some mystery benefactor is helping them?

Throw the ****s in the bin.