Acronyms game

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sexually Underperforming Seniors Pay Etymologist Nightly. Demand Exceeds Reprobate's Supply.....

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:top marks :faf:

Septuagenarian's Underwear Pliability Pleases Laconic Yachtsman.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

:top marks :faf:

Septuagenarian's Underwear Pliability Pleases Laconic Yachtsman.

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You are clearly having titilations, seemingly mostly about nonagenarians.

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Originally Posted by jodjam

You are clearly having titilations, seemingly mostly about nonagenarians.

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Nightly onanistic nudgings about grannies eases needy acronymists randy inclinations and night sweats

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Nightly onanistic nudgings about grannies eases needy acronymists randy inclinations and night sweats

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Septuagenarians Willingly Experience Amorous Twocarpets Sensuousness. :wink:

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarians Willingly Experience Amorous Twocarpets Sensuousness. :wink:

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Supposing etymologist never sustain unsuspecting octogenarian urges, similarly nonogenarians encapsulate subtle sexuality.

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Supposing etymologist never sustain unsuspecting octogenarian urges, similarly nonogenarians encapsulate subtle sexuality.

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Septuagenarian Eroticist's X-rated Urges Alters Libidos In Tumescent Youths.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Eroticist's X-rated Urges Alters Libidos In Tumescent Youths.

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You Often Underperform? Truth Hurts Surely!

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

You Often Underperform? Truth Hurts Surely!

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Septuagenarian's unkempt rear entrance literally yawning

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Septuagenarian's unkempt rear entrance literally yawning

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:top marks

Yawning Aperture Widens Naturally In Nocturnal Greasing.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

:top marks

Yawning Aperture Widens Naturally In Nocturnal Greasing.

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Grunting Rudely, Etymologist Aims Secretions Into Naked Grannies

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Grunting Rudely, Etymologist Aims Secretions Into Naked Grannies

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Gorgie Reprobates Allege Nefarious Nabob Is Embezzling Shareholders.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gorgie Reprobates Allege Nefarious Nabob Is Embezzling Shareholders.

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Sadly Hearts Aims Regarding European High-flying Obviously Lie Dormant. Effectively Romanov's Skint.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Sadly Hearts Aims Regarding European High-flying Obviously Lie Dormant. Effectively Romanov's Skint.

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:top marks:not worth:not worth

Septuagenarian's Knickers In Naughty Turmoil.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

:top marks:not worth:not worth

Septuagenarian's Knickers In Naughty Turmoil.

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Turkey's Up Randy Mature's Orifice. It's Lovely.

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Turkey's Up Randy Mature's Orifice. It's Lovely.

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Leching Over Voluptuous Elderly Ladies - Yeehah!!!

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Leching Over Voluptuous Elderly Ladies - Yeehah!!!

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Your Elderly Endearments Have Acronymists Heaving

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Your Elderly Endearments Have Acronymists Heaving

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Hiber-nation Evidently Attracts Violent Inuits Near Gorgie.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Hiber-nation Evidently Attracts Violent Inuits Near Gorgie.

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Grossly Offensive Reproach Galls Innocent Eskimos

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Grossly Offensive Reproach Galls Innocent Eskimos

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Elasticated Septuagenarian Knickers Injure Many Old Soldiers.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Elasticated Septuagenarian Knickers Injure Many Old Soldiers.

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Same Old Lacklustre Dross Is Ensuring Relegation Struggle

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Same Old Lacklustre Dross Is Ensuring Relegation Struggle

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Septuagenarian Talcs Rubber Underwear - Getting Greased, Less Enticing.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Talcs Rubber Underwear - Getting Greased, Less Enticing.

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Etymologist noticed talc , insisting cleanliness important , nimble gamahucheur

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Etymologist noticed talc , insisting cleanliness important , nimble gamahucheur

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Gorgie-ite Adherents Manufacture Accounts Hopefully Underestimating Charlatan's Embezzling Upkeep Rentals.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Gorgie-ite Adherents Manufacture Accounts Hopefully Underestimating Charlatan's Embezzling Upkeep Rentals.

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Rampant Etymologist's New To "Alternative" Leisure Scene

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Rampant Etymologist's New To "Alternative" Leisure Scene

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Septuagenarian Coprophiliac Eats Nonagenarian's Excrement.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Coprophiliac Eats Nonagenarian's Excrement.

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Elderly x-rated cinema romps excite master etymologists nocturnal tugging

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Elderly x-rated cinema romps excite master etymologists nocturnal tugging

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The Ugly Gentleman, Gropes Incredibly Naive Grandmother

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Originally Posted by H18sry

The Ugly Gentleman, Gropes Incredibly Naive Grandmother

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Geriatric Romps Are Naughtily Delightful - Many Obscene Tuggers Help Explosive Release.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Geriatric Romps Are Naughtily Delightful - Many Obscene Tuggers Help Explosive Release.

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Raucous eruptions leave etymologist absolutely sated evidently

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Raucous eruptions leave etymologist absolutely sated evidently

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Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong Yanker.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong Yanker.

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Oh Bunter, I detect a missing 'L' in evidently :greengrin

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Oh Bunter, I detect a missing 'L' in evidently :greengrin

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Oops. Well spotted. Quite right sir.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Raucous eruptions leave etymologist absolutely sated evidently

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Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong (Lacy) Yanker. :wink:

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Oops. Well spotted. Quite right sir.

Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong (Lacy) Yanker. :wink:

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You are now keeping everyright right :wink:

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Originally Posted by jodjam

You are now keeping everyright :confused: right :wink:

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Reduced Intelligence? Gorgie-ites Have Truckloads.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Reduced Intelligence? Gorgie-ites Have Truckloads.

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Terribly Raw Undercarriage Concerns Kiltwearers - Lubricate Often And Don't Scratch :wink:

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Terribly Raw Undercarriage Concerns Kiltwearers - Lubricate Often And Don't Scratch :wink:

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Still craving rugged and tough centre half

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Still craving rugged and tough centre half

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Hopefully Another Like Franck :wink:

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Hopefully Another Like Franck :wink:

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Feeling Randy, A Nonagenarian Needs Caressed Knackers.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Feeling Randy, A Nonagenarian Needs Caressed Knackers.

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Kinky nonagenarians anal caressing keeps etymologist rather sanguine

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Kinky nonagenarians anal caressing keeps etymologist rather sanguine

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Saggy Asses Never Give Underpants Intended Natural Elasticity

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Kinky nonagenarians anal caressing keeps etymologist rather sanguine

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:not worth

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Saggy Asses Never Give Underpants Intended Natural Elasticity

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Elderly Lubricated Anal Socket To Increase Capacity In The Yield.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

:not worth


Elderly Lubricated Anal Socket To Increase Capacity In The Yield.

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Yawning inside etymologist lacks decorum

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Yawning inside etymologist lacks decorum

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Detiy? Evolution? Consider Occams Razor: unfailing methodology

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Detiy? Evolution? Consider Occams Razor: unfailing methodology

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Methinks Etymologist's Theories Have Occasionally Divulged Obvious Liking Of Grandiloquent Yatterings

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Methinks Etymologist's Theories Have Occasionally Divulged Obvious Liking Of Grandiloquent Yatterings

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Yellowing Arthritic Thumbs Tamper Erotically Round Inuit Nonagenarian's Gusset Seams.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yellowing Arthritic Thumbs Tamper Erotically Round Inuit Nonagenarian's Gusset Seams.

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Shifty Etymologist Awakens Mature Somnambulists

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Shifty Etymologist Awakens Mature Somnambulists

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Septuagenarian Onanists Make Noises And Moans Believing Ululations Lift Intensity Skywards Thrusting Sensuously.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Onanists Make Noises And Moans Believing Ululations Lift Intensity Skywards Thrusting Sensuously.

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Silly Eastend Numpties Seriously Underestimated Our Uproarious Support's Largeness Yesterday

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Silly Eastend Numpties Seriously Underestimated Our Uproarious Support's Largeness Yesterday

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Yes, Edinburgh superstars triumphed easily, reaming Dumfermline artfully. Yeehah!

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Yes, Edinburgh superstars triumphed easily, reaming Dumfermline artfully. Yeehah!

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Younger Etymologists Envy Hardcore Aged Humpers!!

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Younger Etymologists Envy Hardcore Aged Humpers!!

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Hearts Unbelievably Made Players Expect Regular Salaries

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Hearts Unbelievably Made Players Expect Regular Salaries

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Soccer Agents Love All Romanov's Indiscreet Emanations (Slaverings).

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Soccer Agents Love All Romanov's Indiscreet Emanations (Slaverings).

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Sinisterly laughing, agent Vlad envisages requisitioning inbred numpties gigantic salaries

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Sinisterly laughing, agent Vlad envisages requisitioning inbred numpties gigantic salaries

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Seeking adequate loan and require immediate exit sharpish

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Originally Posted by SquashedFrogg

Seeking adequate loan and require immediate exit sharpish

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Septuagenarian Harridan's Aroma Repels Prudes In Sexual Hedonism.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Harridan's Aroma Repels Prudes In Sexual Hedonism.

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Horrible errors destroyed optimism, now I'm seriously mad.

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Horrible errors destroyed optimism, now I'm seriously mad.

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Mad And Depressed?

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Mad And Depressed?

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Definitely. Eventually patrons realise events spiral southwards. Expecting demotion. :panic:

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Definitely. Eventually patrons realise events spiral southwards. Expecting demotion. :panic:

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Double Entendres Make Old Timers Incontinent Or Narcoleptic.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Double Entendres Make Old Timers Incontinent Or Narcoleptic.

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Naturally Acronymist Reveres Copulating Oldies, Loving Especially Plumper Threesomes Involving Cream

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Naturally Acronymist Reveres Copulating Oldies, Loving Especially Plumper Threesomes Involving Cream

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Corpulent romance excites acronymists musings

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Corpulent romance excites acronymists musings

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Moobs - Underused Sexually In Nork Greasing Scenarios.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Moobs - Underused Sexually In Nork Greasing Scenarios.

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Genius - moobs and norks in the same response and in context. Marvellous.

Scintillating crumblies excite nervous acronymists randiness in oldie sandwich

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Genius - moobs and norks in the same response and in context. Marvellous.

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I thangyew

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Scintillating crumblies excite nervous acronymists randiness in oldie sandwich

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Septuagenarian And Nonagenarian Douchers Wee Into Colander Holes.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

I thangyew

Septuagenarian And Nonagenarian Douchers Wee Into Colander Holes.

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on a roll Bunter...:not worth

Hedonistic Oldies Like Erotic Spanking :slipper:

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

on a roll Bunter...:not worth

Hedonistic Oldies Like Erotic Spanking :slipper:

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Senior Partners Are Naturally Kinky, Inflicting Nasty Gashes

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Senior Partners Are Naturally Kinky, Inflicting Nasty Gashes

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Gagging acronymist sheathed hedonistic etymolgist sharpish

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Gagging acronymist sheathed hedonistic etymolgist sharpish

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Septuagenarian Harlots Accumulate Reddened Pudenda In Sexual Hedonism.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarian Harlots Accumulate Reddened Pudenda In Sexual Hedonism.

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Hapless Etymologist's Droopy Organ Nullifies Indecent Septuagenarian's Motives

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Hapless Etymologist's Droopy Organ Nullifies Indecent Septuagenarian's Motives

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Malevolent Octogenarian Tries Impregnating Virile Etymologist Surreptitiously.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Malevolent Octogenarian Tries Impregnating Virile Etymologist Surreptitiously.

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Strapping Undertaker Repeatedly Rodgers Etymologist, Providing Tremendously Incisive Thrusts, Intermittently Overturning, Uttering Strange Loud Yodelling

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Strapping Undertaker Repeatedly Rodgers Etymologist, Providing Tremendously Incisive Thrusts, Intermittently Overturning, Uttering Strange Loud Yodelling

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:top marks Quality acronymising mate. :wink:

Youthful Octogenarian Delights Etymologist, Lasciviously Licking Inside Nonagenarian's Gusset.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

:top marks Quality acronymising mate. :wink:

Youthful Octogenarian Delights Etymologist, Lasciviously Licking Inside Nonagenarian's Gusset.

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Cheeerz :greengrin

Grotesquely Ugly Suso Santana's Exiting Tynecastle

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Cheeerz :greengrin

Grotesquely Ugly Suso Santana's Exiting Tynecastle

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Two Youthful Necrophiliacs Exhume Corpse And Spitroast Lady Embalmed.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Two Youthful Necrophiliacs Exhume Corpse And Spitroast Lady Embalmed.

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I actually laughed out loud. That is a top ten entry Bunter

Elephantine matrons bosoms are lovingly massageable enormous dumplings

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

I actually laughed out loud. That is a top ten entry Bunter

Elephantine matrons bosoms are lovingly massageable enormous dumplings

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Downing Umpteen Massive Pernods Leaves Insides Nice Green Shade

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Downing Umpteen Massive Pernods Leaves Insides Nice Green Shade

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Septuagenarian handled acronymists's dumplings expertly

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Originally Posted by jodjam

Septuagenarian handled acronymists's dumplings expertly

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Etymologist's X-rated Predilections Excite Romantic Types Lacking Youth.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Etymologist's X-rated Predilections Excite Romantic Types Lacking Youth.

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You often undress trembling harridans?

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

You often undress trembling harridans?

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:not worth More often than you'd think...... :wink:

Handling Aged Romantics Roughly Is Doughty Acronymist's Normal Situation.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

:not worth More often than you'd think...... :wink:

Handling Aged Romantics Roughly Is Doughty Acronymist's Normal Situation.

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Sir! I think unusual "affectations" terrify infirm old nonagenarians!

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Sir! I think unusual "affectations" terrify infirm old nonagenarians!

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Naughty Old Nonagenarians Ably Grasp Etymologist's Nefarious And Raffish Intentions And Nuzzle Surreptitiously.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Naughty Old Nonagenarians Ably Grasp Etymologist's Nefarious And Raffish Intentions And Nuzzle Surreptitiously.

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:grr:

You just done that one the other day!

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Naughty Old Nonagenarians Ably Grasp Etymologist's Nefarious And Raffish Intentions And Nuzzle Surreptitiously.

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Smelly Underpants Removed, Rampant Etymologist Places Tadger In The Incorrect Orifice, Uttering Shrieks Like Yowwwwchhh!!!!

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

:grr:

You just done that one the other day!

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When?????

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Smelly Underpants Removed, Rampant Etymologist Places Tadger In The Incorrect Orifice, Uttering Shrieks Like Yowwwwchhh!!!!

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Yawning Orifices Washed Well Welcome Wandering Caressing Hands Holding Harpoons.
:na na:

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Originally Posted by Bunter

When?????

Yawning Orifices Washed Well Welcome Wandering Caressing Hands Holding Harpoons.
:na na:

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"Surreptitiously" I meant :greengrin

Horrible Aged Randy Pensioners' Old Orifices Now Stagnate

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

"Surreptitiously" I meant :greengrin

Horrible Aged Randy Pensioners' Old Orifices Now Stagnate

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Some transfers are getting natives all tremblingly excited!

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Some transfers are getting natives all tremblingly excited!

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Exotic X-rays Captivate Incontinent Transvestite's Erotic Depravities.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Exotic X-rays Captivate Incontinent Transvestite's Erotic Depravities.

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Desperate Etymologist Pampers Rather Ancient Virgin In Totally Inappropriate Elderly Seduction

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Desperate Etymologist Pampers Rather Ancient Virgin In Totally Inappropriate Elderly Seduction

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Septuagenarians Enjoy Douching Under Circumstances That Increase Orgasms Naturally.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Septuagenarians Enjoy Douching Under Circumstances That Increase Orgasms Naturally.

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Naked Auntie Titillates Ugly Rotund Acronymist's Longingly Lustful Y-chromosomes

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Naked Auntie Titillates Ugly Rotund Acronymist's Longingly Lustful Y-chromosomes

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Yeast Collects Horribly Round Oily Moist Orifices Making Etymologist Smile.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Yeast Collects Horribly Round Oily Moist Orifices Making Etymologist Smile.

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Supporters may intermittently look elated.

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Originally Posted by snooky

Supporters may intermittently look elated.

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Etymologist Loves Aged Threesomes Every Day.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Etymologist Loves Aged Threesomes Every Day.

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You wish :wink:

Daffodils Are Yellow

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

You wish :wink:

Daffodils Are Yellow

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Yomping elephants leave large, oversized welts

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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets

Yomping elephants leave large, oversized welts

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Wayward Elk's Loping Towards Saskatchewan

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Wayward Elk's Loping Towards Saskatchewan

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Sexagenarians And Septuagenarians Know Amorous Trysts Can Help Etymologist's Weird Acronym Neurons.

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Originally Posted by Bunter

Sexagenarians And Septuagenarians Know Amorous Trysts Can Help Etymologist's Weird Acronym Neurons.

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Nevertheless, Etymologist Usually Relies On Nightmare Scenarios....

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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation

Nevertheless, Etymologist Usually Relies On Nightmare Scenarios....

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Sensuous Caressing Enables Nonagenarian's Access, Reversing Into Orifice Smoothly.