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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
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Scientologist tasks, reading equals extra tonnage software?Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Some opinions fill TwoCarpets with a resigned exasperationQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Excessive xerostomia arises specifically post enquiring reading advice, two-carpets in obsessive notionQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Nightly obscurities trouble insomniacs or neuroticsQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Neural elevation undermines realism of two-carpets' inmost cortex stateQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Stop Taking Acronyms To ExtremesQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Enlarged xiphoid tumescene royally excites matron's engorged sexQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Spartans enraged XenophonQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
X? Easy! No ostentatious patois helps order nouns.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Namibia Offers Underestimated Nice ScilloideaeQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Scillodeae? Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Samaritans called in likesay. Loquaciousness offered in darned eccentric acronym entry
Existentialist nonagenarian triskaidekaphobians revile yahtzeeQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Young Adventurers Hiked To Zanzibar's Eastern ExtremitiesQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Examine xylem, test reaction, ester manufacture, equation theorise, integer enumerate. ScientistQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sexy Centenarian Invites Etymologist Nightly To Insanely Severe ThrashingsQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Total hottie rampant, actually seventy, hungrily invades nubile gymnasts shortsQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sexy Harridian Owns Rather Tastless SuspendersQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Septuagenarian undoes silk panties, expressing naturist desire, executing residual sexualityQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Weel done guys. You are embracing the vintage. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Sordid Etymologist's X-rated Undertakings Attempt Lasciviousness In Tartan Yashmak.
Yam ar$e Skacel hands Mikoliunas a kazooQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Kangaroos Attacked Zoo's Only Orang-UtanQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Old Ranger Ally needs goals - Uruguayan to arrive NovemberQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Naked octogenarians vividly excite Mr Bunters erotic reminiscencesQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Hell yeah!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Redoubtable Elderly Make Indecency Normal. In Some Cases, Eroticism Needs Compliant, Effervescent Seniors.
Setterday Eftirnin. No-one's Interested. Our Record's Shocking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
See Hibs? Oh crap! Kicking is needed Garry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Gawd Awful Repulsive Reptilian YamsQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Yesterday - Abject Merricks Salary-lessQuote:
Originally Posted by SiMar
Sent away letter against Rod yesterday - like every seasoned shareholderQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Septuagenarians Have A Rubber Environment Helping Orifice Leakage Disposal Eco Removal.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Remote eccentric merrick owns valueless absolute laughingstockQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Leaking Asbestos Under Gable Helps In-breds Noxious Grotesque Stadium Towards Oblivion - Cue KleenexesQuote:
Originally Posted by SiMar
KY Lube eases entry nightly enabling x-rated erotic stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sergio toils under financial frivolitiesQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Financially reamed, insane Vlad offers Labour imbeciles the "International Edinburgh Stadium"Quote:
Originally Posted by IndieHibby
SNP tube avers despot instructions, unfortunate mistakeQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Man in suit talks awful keek eternallyQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Exotic Terrapin Enters Rectum - Numbness Aids Lubricated Little Yapper.Quote:
Originally Posted by IndieHibby
You appreciate pensioners particular erotic refinementsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
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Raffish elderly female invites noisy enlarged male's entry, noxious to seeQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Septuagenarians Enjoy Eroticism.Quote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Eggert's Rampant Organ Titillates Incessantly, Creating Incredible Sexual MisadventuresQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Canny beat a wee bit of nostalgia, eh Bunter :wink:
My insatiable salami awakens despite vast experimental nocturnal tasks, unrelentingly rampant - excessively soQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Skacel's OdiousQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Hell yeah!!!!!! Good times, good times.... :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Orifices Dribble Incessantly - Odours Upset Septuagenarians.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sensual Elders Put Tarnished Undergarments Aside, Gasping Energetically. Naughty Acronymist's Rapid Incursion Annoys Nude SeniorsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Sartorial elegance necessitates immaculately ordered raiments Sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Septuagenarian Inflated Rectum.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Rather Eccentric Cleric Teaches Ungodly MisrepresentationsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
May I suggest re-addressing every post raising erotic scenarios? Evidently, nonagenarian titillation and tomfoolery invokes ocular nausea sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Some old mare's erotic titillation is my ecstatic stimulationQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sexual Tension Is Making Underperformers Look At Taking Instantly Orgasmic NutrientsQuote:
Originally Posted by IndieHibby
Nonagenarians Undercrackers Tempt Rabid Inuit. Eskimos Never Twang Suspenders.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Salaries usually support players, except neighbours dont earn Russians sovs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Septuagenarian Ovaries - Very Shrivelled.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Silly Hearts Revelled In Vlad's Expenditure - Eventuality Looks Like Encouraging DemiseQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Deviant Eroticism Make Incontinent Seniors Erupt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Eroticism ruptures unprepared pensioners testiclesQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Tynecastle estate-agents said Tesco is considering leasing excrement standQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Septuagenarian's Testicles Are Necrotising Daily.Quote:
Originally Posted by IndieHibby
Doom awaits impotent, laughable yams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Yes! Another Merrick's Suicidal!Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Soporific, unispired, insipid. Calderwood inculcated dullness and laconicismQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Lapping A Crusty Orifice Normally Incites Copiously Inclement Spewing Moments.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Minging orifices mean exotic nuzzlings trigger sicknessQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Senior-citizen imbibes clarty knocker nourishment, expunges small-intestines 'southwards'Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
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Originally Posted by IndieHibby
still our ugly tynecastle halfwits waffle awkwardly regarding decrepit stand
Surely Tynie's a nightmarish deathtrap?Quote:
Originally Posted by jodjam
No I Guess Happy Times Might Actually Return If Submariner Hallucinates.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
:rules: Sorry Doddie - needs to be the last word. Nice effort but the word to acronymised is still "deathtrap"Quote:
Originally Posted by Doddie
During Erotic Action, A Truss Helps To Restrict Anal Plopping.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Pensioners love oral, particularly prolapsed insides need gratification. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Gorgie Reprobates Are Totally Insolvent. Financial Institutions Chuckle At Their Incompetency Over Noodles.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Nade obviously overindulged, demanding loads extra servingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Slow Easter Road vendoring is not good service.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sensuous Elderly Require Vigorous Illicit Caressing Eternally.Quote:
Originally Posted by snooky
Eventually, Tynecastle erodes radically, now a ludicrous liability yamwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Your Average Merrick - Witless, Imbecilic, Suckered EffortlesslyQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Erotic Fellatio Fantastic. Orgasms Render Tumescent Length Empty. Swallowing Seed - Lovely? Yeehah!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
:greengrin :top marks :cbQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Yon Etymology Expert Has A Hard-on
He's always randy, desiring old Nana'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Nonegenarians Are Naughty Acronymist's SweetheartsQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
:agree::agree::agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Septuagenarian Wilfully Enjoys Etymologist's Tender Handling. Easing Arthritic Rheumatics Takes Sensitivity.
Sensually eroused nonagenarians sexual instincts titivate , include viagra, inside trembling yearnings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Yelling Earnestly, A Randy Nonagenarian Is Nervously Groping Shaft.Quote:
Originally Posted by jodjam
Stop having ageist fellatio thoughts! :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
nae chance :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by jodjam
Tynecastle Has Outlived Usefulness. Gorgie Houses Total Suckers.
Septuagenarian's un-washed crusty knickers encourage rigourous scrubbingQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Septuagenarian Clenches Rearend Until Big Bertha Inserts Nobbly Gherkin.Quote:
Originally Posted by jodjam
glory hole enthusiasts rarely known in nandosQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Naughty Auntie Nellie Delivers Over-zealous SpankingsQuote:
Originally Posted by jodjam
Septuagenarians Prefer Amorous Nuzzling Knowing It Never Goes Stale.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Small Tadgered Acronymist Loves EldersQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Etymologist Loves Derogatory Epithets, Ribald Statements.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sexual tensions at the etymologist meeting ensured Nellie thoroughly satisfiedQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Sexually aberrant tastes involving sniffing flannels is etymologists dreamQuote:
Originally Posted by jodjam
Do Real Etymologists Admire Matures?Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Darn tootin' they do!!!! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Melancholy Acronymist Tests Underwear Responsiveness Especially Suspenders.
Sexually Underperforming Seniors Pay Etymologist Nightly. Demand Exceeds Reprobate's Supply.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter