Septuagenarian Trapeze Artist Dribbles Incontinently Unless M**ge Sealed.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
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Septuagenarian Trapeze Artist Dribbles Incontinently Unless M**ge Sealed.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Sensual Extras At Latest Edinburgh DungeonQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Drafty Undercrackers Need Gusset Enhancements Ordered NOW!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Nice old womenQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Which Old Men Enjoy NightlyQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Nookie in geriatric homes titillates ladies yearningsQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Yearning Etymologist And Randy Nanny Ignite Naked Genitive SensationsQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sensuous Etymologist Needs Septuagenarian Acronyms To Imagine Outlandish Necrophiliac Scenarios.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
:sick: :faint: :no way: :bitchy: :grr: :brickwall: :crazy: :slipper:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Sick Condition Ends Naughty Acronymist's Rancid Imagination - Offender Sectioned.
:faf: :top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sexy Elderly Cosmonaut Travels Into Opulent Nebula Experiencing Disarray.
Dire Internationals - Scotland Are Rank Rotten, Almost Yam-esqueQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Youthful Ardour Makes Elderly S****** Quietly Under Examination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Exploratory X-rays are minor inconvenience now action taken internally obstructs normalityQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Niceties Observed - Romanov Makes A Lecherous Intervention Towards Youths.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
...Yeh, opportunistically unloads the Hearts sex-pest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Seeking Execrable X-rated Photographs - Evil Sc*m Thomson.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
The Hearts Often Make Sex Offenders NotoriousQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Needing Orgasms, The Obese Retiree Is Often Using Strumming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Stan the really unusual minuscule man is now ginormousQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Gorgie Ignoramus Naturally Observes Rituals (Masonic) Ordinarily Used Secretively.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrSpaceMonkey
Substitutions Excerable, Calderwood's Rarely Exceeded Total Ineptitude, Vilified Extremely Loudly YesterdayQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Yep, EastEnd substitutions terminated expectations, reacted despondently, as yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Youthful Onanist Undergoes Rubbing Scenario Enabling Licentious Frottaging.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Fashioning real opportunities tomorrow, Towell and gang incredibly notice goals!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Grannies often allow lustful suckling.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Septuagenarians Understand Caressing Knockers Leads Into Nipple Greasing.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Grateful retirees enjoy amorous shennanigans in nice gardensQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Gorgie Aggro Render Dalry Environment Nastily Substandard.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sometimes unnervingly, Bunter steadfastly tirades about naughty dearies and randy dotardsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Deviant Old Twisted Acronymist Regularly Desires SeniorsQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Seen everything now if Octogenarians rule sensualityQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Septuagenarian Enjoys Necrophiliac Sex Underneath A Lamppost In Tartan Yashmak.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Yon Acronymist's Sexually Horrible. Matures Are Kindly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Kinkiness is definitely notable yearningQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
That was KIDNY, not KINDLY :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Kneading Indiscriminately Needs Delicate Limbs Yielding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Yes, I etymologised laughably, drinking inhibits normal genius...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
That was so good I thought it was a comment rather than an acronym
Generally Etymologists Never Imbibe Unusual Spirits
Sometimes Pernod inspires really incredible textual submissions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
(and thank you)
Several Undiluted Beers May Incite Strange Sensations In Ordinarily Nonindulgent ScribesQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Septuagenarian Caresses Rabbit In Bunter's Erotic Scenario. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sick. Cunicular eroticism needlessly and repugnantly indecent offering!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Old Fashioned Family Entertainment Rules In New GameQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Great! Admirably moral, excellent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Eloquent Xylophonists Create Excitement, Languid Lithophonists Engender Near TunelessnessQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Tubbies usually need extra lettuce every special salad night else suffer sadnessQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Tubbies. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
ScottW allegedly doesnt nuzzle extra sized slappers.
Stop Lowbrow Acronyms! Perfect Prose Experts Renounce SmuttinessQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Ahem! :shhhsh!: :blushie:Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
ScottW mildly underwhelmed to think it needs expressed so sincerely!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Salaciousness Is Not Correct Etymology. Rude Expressions Look YammishQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
You are mistaken. My indignance stays, honestly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Hiber-nation Opposes Naughty Etymologists Symbolizing Tawdry Lexiconographical YardsticksQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
I don't really but a stance needs to be made about Bunter's rabbit-caressing pensioners...:greengrin
Tough. :na na:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Yielding Acronymist Reads Declaration Slating Totally Innocent Comments. Karma Suppressed. :boo hoo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Surprisingly unsexually perverted post raises expectations suddenly. Sensible etymologists delighted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Dubious Etymologist Loves Indecent Grannies. Hateful Transsexual Etymologists Dissent. :wink:
Dreadfully Indecent Septuagenarian Salaciousness Emphasises .Net's Tawdriness :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
They auld women dont really imbibe nadgers explains Saga spokesperson.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sexually Promiscuous Oldies Keech Etymology Sage's Pants. Expectant Rabbits Stare On NervouslyQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
If you can't beat 'em... :rolleyes:
Good man. Welcome!!! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Naked Elderly Reveal Various Orifices Unseen Since Last Year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
You evidently admire rabbitsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Really Adoring Bunnies, Bunter's Inclined Towards SquirrelsQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Septuagenarians Quiver Unduly In Rubber Requiring Extensive Lathering - Swarfega!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Squirrels will always relish fully engaged geriatric action!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Alluring Cougars Tempt Innocent Old NonagenariansQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
No one need accommodate genital extension, nor anal rictus, its all nether sluttinessQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Simple longing underlines torrid titillation in nineties/eighties erotic sex scenesQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Scientists crave evidence not experiencing soulQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Science Offers Ultimate LegitimacyQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Just ask Carpets...:wink:
Lenient Elderly Girls In Tokyo Issued Me A Creamy YoghurtQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
You often get headaches "understanding" religious tosh.Quote:
Originally Posted by frazeHFC
Trite Occamite scientist's hubrisQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
How unsurprising. Blustering religionist isn't scientific.
Silly chump imbibes evidence, not taking in full implications cosmically.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Clueless OneDaySoon sees mysticism is correct. Another laughable loony, yamlike.
I dont really mean you are Yamlike. (Y is just a horrrible letter). The rest is fair enough though...:wink:
Yodelling antichrist markets lies, I kill Einstein.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Evolution is non-suspect theory, evidence is naturalQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Nature augmented, theistic understanding reveals amazing lawQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Look. Atheism works.Quote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Wibbling obsessive rationalists know squatQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
...says quintessentially unbalanced altar toucherQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
(vg)Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
touche, odd ultra campaigner hates every religion
Rationalism eventually leads into genuine interpretation of nature.Quote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Nit-picking amanuensis turgidly unfurls regurgitated excretaQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
entertainig xenophopic considers racially every turd africanQuote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Amanuensis? fancy response is certainly amazing nomenclaturismQuote:
Originally Posted by hughio
Fek me, where's Bunter? He'll be raging at this switch from sexy pensioners with pet rabbits to the evolution of man....Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Naughty Old Matron's Elephantine Nastily Chafed Legs Administered Tortured Undertaker Revoltingly Indecent Sado Masochism
Sorted :wink:
Many Aged Slatterns' Orifices Clamp Hands In Sexual Melange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Aww shucks!!! Did you miss me guys? :greengrin
Magnificently experienced lexicographer adds new geriatric eroticism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Etymologist Rarely Offers Tastefulness, Infatuations Constantly Involve Sexy MaturesQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Many Aged Thrust Utensils Rectally, Erotically Spearing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
I thangyew!!!!!!
:protest:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Sensible Posters Exchange Acronyms, Rarely Inferring Gratuitousness
I think we've been down this road too many times before...
Grannies rarely attract the unlimited infatuation our "unusual" subscriber notoriously extends Sunday - Saturday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sexy auntie takes up rear dogging action, yay.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Yes and yahoo!Quote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Yolks all horny oncomers, oh!Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
OneDaySoon's humour :rolleyes::wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by One Day Soon
Honestly! Undergarments mostly operate useful rolesQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Real ocelots like eating squirrelsQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Senga Quickly Undressed, Incoherently Rambling Randy Etymologist's Lewd StanzasQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Somnabulists take all nightly zzzzz's around streets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation