Tramp's Erotic And Sexual Events Repulse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
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Tramp's Erotic And Sexual Events Repulse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
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Originally Posted by Bunter
Regularly Ejaculating Pensioner Usually Leaves Subject Exhausted
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Originally Posted by fat freddy
Exhibit X - Hearts. An Unbelievably Sheidt Team, Essentially Defunct
Desperate.Edinburgh Football Unit Needs Cohesive Training.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Tattered Rectum Allows Insertion Nightly If Not Guarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by ancient hibee
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Originally Posted by Bunter
Groaning Unceremoniously, Acronymist Rogers Donkey, Ee-awing Delightedly
Derelicting etymologists leave ingenious, generally highbrow thread effectively denying laudatory yahoosQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Yellowing Aged Harridan Obstructs Orgasmic Sphincter.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sometimes Pensioners Have Incredibly Natural Comatoseness, Terrifying Etymology ReporterQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Rangers eschew Popery, often reciting tunes explicitly rancidQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Rangers Are Nefarious, Celtic Indisputibly DetestableQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Dundonians enjoyably terminated expected silverware triumph - Albert's brilliance left emptinessQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
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Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Every Merrick's Pitiful Tears Induced Notably Ecstatic Side-splitting Shindigs
Sexy Hospital Inspector Nestles Doctor's Inestimable Gonads - Shocker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Suso Has Often Caressed Kyle's Erect RaspberriesQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Rods a stupid plonker because easter road really is empty somedaysQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Spectators often miss exciting days at yon stadium.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baldy Foghorn
Stinking Tynecastle's Absolutely Disgusting, Inhabiting Ugly MerricksQuote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Morose Etymologist's Rubberized Rear Inhumanely Collects Knickers - Strewth!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
[QUOTE=Bunter;2820252]Morose Etymologist's Rubberized Rear Inhumanely Collects Knickers - Strewth!!!![/QUOTE]
Season Ticket Renewal Expectations Were Tremendously High
[QUOTE=fat freddy;2821105]Hertz invariably got humpedQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
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Originally Posted by fat freddy
Hibs Under Mowbray Penetrated Excellent Defences
Dribbling Excrement Forces Even N-section Cocks' Exit Strategy.Quote:
Originally Posted by fat freddy
Season Ticket Renewal At Tynecastle Excites Gullible YamsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Yams Are Misguided SimpletonsQuote:
Originally Posted by fat freddy
Sometimes I muse, pondering life, essentially thinking on new subjects...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Strange Uncle Bunter's Journey Envisages Craftily Titillating SeniorsQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Soapdodging egit Lennon is obnoxiously runty scroteQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Sebastian Coe Retails Olympic Tickets ErroneouslyQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Cheers :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Etymologist Repudiates Romanov's Outrageous Narrative. Execrable Obfuscation Upsets Supporters' Legal Yearnings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Yams Empathy At Rancid Nonce Is No Great SurpriseQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
That is quality etymology sir. :top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Stridently Unrealistic, Romanov's Pathetic Rhetoric Instils Shock Everywhere.
Escalating venom expected re-Yam who has excerably revolting emailsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Bugger - beaten by seconds...
Expect new utterances now. Clearly insanity at Tynecastle is ok, never surprisingQuote:
Originally Posted by hibernation
Ooh ta :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Effortlessly Vlad Exploits Risible Yams With Halfwitted Extrordinarily Rambling Enunciations
Septuagenarians Understandably Realise Penetration Rarely Institutes Satisfying Neural Groaning.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Gorgie's Regularly Odious. Alas, Now Its Nauseatingly GrotesqueQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Grinning Romanov Often Talks Extreme Scheidt, Quoting Unadulterated Embellishments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Eccentric, maybe bonkers, evil Lithuanian lies incessantly showing Hearts muppets every nonsensical Tynecastle "superstructures"Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Some unsurprising pish exsists round scottish taxdodging. Romanov uses crap teams unlimited resources easily syphoning.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sending Young Persuadable Honeys Offers Negligently Is Never Great.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Geriatrics? Rarely, exclaimed appalling ThomsonQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Top Hulabaloo over man sending obscene negativesQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Negative Equity Gnaws At Tynecastle. Impecunious Vlad's Eventually SubjugatedQuote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Septuagenarians Ululate Breathlessly, Jostling Underage Girls Away. Thomson Espouses Disappointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Did I say a peadophile purposely ommits internet notes to maybe escape nonce tag?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Thomson's a gitQuote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Gruesome internet testamentQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Thomson's Employment Surely Terminated. Anxious Mothers Ease Nervous Tensions.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Thomson Easily Needs Sacked If Only Now Sensationally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Septuagenarian's Exceptional Nonce Sense Activated. Thomson Identified On Nationally Aggregated List Lament Yams.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Yves A Match SaverQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Substitutions A Very Eager ReplacementQuote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Rods Excitement Palpable Lately As Calderwoods Exit Means Extra Notes TransactionQuote:
Originally Posted by H18sry
Trakyis Rankin And Nish Suffered After Calderwood Took Interest On NegotiationsQuote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Nearly Everyone Gets One Try In Akpos Team Including Old Nigerian Striker.Quote:
Originally Posted by fat freddy
Seems The Rumours Irvine Knows Easter RoadQuote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Rod Oversees A Disaster?Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Downward in spiral a sorry team everyone recallsQuote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Rods Extreme Cuts After Low Level Seasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by SC07TY
Supporters Expect Another Season Of Negative Showings.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
ps. I am used to playing with myself.:greengrin
Still here, oh wait imposed new general speculation............Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Septuagenarians Prefer Extra Caressing Unlike Loathsome Androgynous Twenty-somethings In Orgasm Nudging.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baldy Foghorn
OutstandingQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Nuzzling undressed Dames generates incredibly noisy gasps
Groaning Aloud, Sensual Pensioners ScintillateQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Septuagenarians Collide In Nude Twister Incident. Little Lubrication Assures Traumatic Experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Expensive X-rated Posing-pouch Ensures Randiness In Ecstatic Naughty Craving EldersQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Elderly Ladies' Drawers Emit Rancid Stench.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Thats really rather put me off my teaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Sometimes they even nurture caustic horribleness
Huge Orifice Rarely Requires Inspection Because Leakages Enable Nimble Examiners Sufficient Solutions.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
In the two years or so i've been posting in this thread, the workings of your mind never fail to disturb...:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Superating opening leaves unpleasant trail in oversized nonagenarians scanties.
Why thank you kind sir. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Septuagenarians Cajole All Nonagenarians To Insert Exotic Shallots.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Sadly Hibs Are Lacking Lots Of Talented StrikersQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Substandard technique really irks ....... kicking efficiency really sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Septuagenarian's Underhand Carnal Knowledge Sensational.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Sellick eventually neutralised some acceptable (though ineffective) offerings. No appetite left.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Leaving Early, Fans TraumatisedQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Terror rages among unsuspecting midfielders as Tortolano inflicts seriously effective damage. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
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Originally Posted by Jim44
Do Abysmal Managers Always Get Employed?
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Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Every manager pretends loyalty, oh yeh, even deserters? :hmmm:
Does every supporter even realise that extraordinary result's special?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
Sexy Pensioners Enjoy Carnal Intimacy After Luncheon.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
London under nightly Chav havoc escalating on newsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Now England's war's seriousQuote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Some eegits rioting is obviously unusually stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Sexual Trumpetry Usually Precedes Impetuous Douching.Quote:
Originally Posted by TwoCarpets
Dropping Obviously Underperforming Centre Halves Is Never GuaranteedQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Gargantuan Undercrackers Are Repulsive And Never Tempting - Even Exotically Displayed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Dazzling, Inspiring Spurs Produce Lavish Artistry. Yams Effortlessly Dispatched.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Delightfully Iconoclastic Spurs Played At Tynecastle - Completely Humping Europa Dreams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Dreadful Rogering Emphasises Abject Merricks ShortcomingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Slavering H**rts Overlord Romanov trades comic overtones making ignominious nonsensical grotesque statementsQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
Septuagenarian Titillation Alters The Evil Mucus Emanating Near Their Sphincter.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Yer a sick puppy BunterQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
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Spurs pummelled H**rts in neat, clinical, tidy, extraordinary ROASTING
Thank you kind sir. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Rubbing Oxters And Stroking Tummies Is Normally Gorgeous.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
George Osbourne regularly gives every opportunistic underling slappingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Spanking Lesbian Angels Pleases Perverts In North Gorgie Suburb.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Spurs understand basic uses, re: ball.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
Bawbaggery Alternative - Luxurious Licking.Quote:
Originally Posted by H18SScottW
Leadership Is Calderwood's Key In Next GamesQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunter
God Awful Matches Empty StadiumsQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation