Heard he's good at going past his manchego but we better get him before he is gorgonzola
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Heard he's good at going past his manchego but we better get him before he is gorgonzola
Hopefully we look beyond the false accusations made by a young woman who falsely accused him of leering at her.
She accused him of having a leer, damn her.
Having had a look at his career, I see he had a spell at Boston United. He was renowned for standing about the six yard box waiting for easy tap-ins.
They called him the Lincolnshire Poacher.
Edam well better perform if he’s signed. We don’’t need another loanee sitting on the bench for a season.
N'golo Comté perhaps?
Another player who learned his kraft at Barnsley
Having had time to reflect on it, I’m disappointed this thread has gone down the route of cheesy puns.
Wotsit all about :rolleyes:
Seems like a Gouda player. We'd be Emmental not to sign him.
If the recruitment team are doing their job, I’m sure they will give him a grilling to make sure he is right for us. Hopefully he doesn’t melt in the high temperature games and is suited for those.
The last thing we need is a fish out of water (oops, wrong pun).
Man, I ****ing hate cheese/puns
I was talking to a local clergyman about Bree. We weren't sure how good he would be, and I just said I hope he's not stinking, Bishop.
I was walking down Leith Walk when someone though a block of cheese at me then a carton of milk, I just kept walking and thought 'how dairy'.
🤦
No point signing him unless he's feta than what we have
This thread is the last straw.
It's time you lot gruyère up. :bitchy: