deek.

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Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875

i can see this one ending up in the vault, or deleted :greengrin

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Or moved to the dug out ..:wink:

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Originally Posted by 65bd

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That sir, is ace.

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Originally Posted by hibee4life1983

That sir, is ace.

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But we should be demanding to know why you had a Jambo burd :agree: :sick:

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i think its more worrying that you think its serious i like deek he has given us some great goals to watch and celebrate but be honest him moving down south is not even a concern for me if however your ex has a snippet he is moving to hearts,celtic,rangers or anyone we might play you have my interest :agree:

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But we should be demanding to know why you had a Jambo burd :agree: :sick:

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I know, what can I say, ive made mistakes. My daughters a hibby tho, or so I keep telling her.

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Originally Posted by hibee4life1983

B4 u all jump on me, the japan and libya crisis's are awful, but this is a hibs page no? Hamish, away bk up to the sheep, I hear them baaaaa'ing u.

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Right everyone can calm down.

I have just spoken to Dylan, as he lives 4 doors down form me and i asked him how he got on last night and how the conversation with Deek and the yamish burd went, i also asked could he shed any light on the Deeks going to Blackpool story......

He looked at me as if i were a complete fruticake, asked me what the **** i was talking about, if i had been drinking or needed a lie down. He couldnt seem to understand or indeed put yamish burd, deeko to Blackpool and hibs.net together amid my frantic mouth frothing and violent arm gesticulations.......

I must point out though i do live in Dublin and Dylan is the wee laddie with the ginger hair at the top of my street...... Does this make any difference to the OP???

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Originally Posted by Ernie Cobra

Right everyone can calm down.

I have just spoken to Dylan, as he lives 4 doors down form me and i asked him how he got on last night and how the conversation with Deek and the yamish burd went, i also asked could he shed any light on the Deeks going to Blackpool story......

He looked at me as if i were a complete fruticake, asked me what the **** i was talking about, if i had been drinking or needed a lie down. He couldnt seem to understand or indeed put yamish burd, deeko to Blackpool and hibs.net together amid my frantic mouth frothing and violent arm gesticulations.......


I must point out though i do live in Dublin and Dylan is the wee laddie with the ginger hair at the top of my street...... Does this make any difference to the OP???

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Dylan was my favourite character in the Magic Roundabout.

There is probably as much truth in Ernie Cobra's post as there is in the OP.

What a load of baws.

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Originally Posted by .sean.

There is probably as much truth in Ernie Cobra's post as there is in the OP.

What a load of baws.

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Im telling ye coz im a hibby, and I just wanted some info from fellow hibs fans that could confirm or not?
Im worried deeks away again for nowt!!! The link wi the ex ****bo is just that a link, its what I was told and I belived it, just wanted opinions, urs is eh? Noted

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Originally Posted by Ernie Cobra

Right everyone can calm down.

I have just spoken to Dylan, as he lives 4 doors down form me and i asked him how he got on last night and how the conversation with Deek and the yamish burd went, i also asked could he shed any light on the Deeks going to Blackpool story......

He looked at me as if i were a complete fruticake, asked me what the **** i was talking about, if i had been drinking or needed a lie down. He couldnt seem to understand or indeed put yamish burd, deeko to Blackpool and hibs.net together amid my frantic mouth frothing and violent arm gesticulations.......

I must point out though i do live in Dublin and Dylan is the wee laddie with the ginger hair at the top of my street...... Does this make any difference to the OP???

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Hee hee, that was top notch.
I think he is a ginger btw!

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Originally Posted by Gala Foxes

Can't believe that someone actually believes that any footballer will discuss his career plans with supporters - get real

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Now come on, he never said Derek discussed his future plans with supporters, he discussed them with some Yam burd somewhere classy enough to let them baith in :greengrin

Superb!!! You just couldn't make up this thread...............could you?:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

Why are you acting like a hysterical little girl?

If he leaves it'll be because he wants to leave for more money or the manager will want to spread his wages to increase the average ability across the squad.

in post number 1 we are told that the jambo ex girlfiend, the present girlfriend of dylan and the mother of the o.p.'s daughter is withholding the daughter from the o.p.....we are then told in post number 35 that the o.p. is always telling the daughter that she's a hibby...how can this be?...does the jambo ex girlfriend temporarily stop withholding the daughter for indoctrinating sessions with the o.p.?...does dylan sneak the daughter out for secret visits with the o.p. so that he can go out on drunken sessions with the jambo girlfriend and his old mate, derek riordan?...another hole in the story surrounds the texting whilst steamin' scenario..how many ex girlfriends spend the night with their new boyfriend and the hibs centre forward but still find the time and inclination to constantly text their ex boyfriend?...how does dylan feel about this?...i know if i went out with a new jambo girlfriend and kevin kyle started telling us about his plans for the future i'd be a bit peeved if my new girlfriend spent the night texting her ex boyfriend who she was withholding a daughter from....also...we were never told the daughters name and for that reason i'm not going to invest in this story

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in post number 1 we are told that the jambo ex girlfiend, the present girlfriend of dylan and the mother of the o.p.'s daughter is withholding the daughter from the o.p.....we are then told in post number 35 that the o.p. is always telling the daughter that she's a hibby...how can this be?...does the jambo ex girlfriend temporarily stop withholding the daughter for indoctrinating sessions with the o.p.?...does dylan sneak the daughter out for secret visits with the o.p. so that he can go out on drunken sessions with the jambo girlfriend and his old mate, derek riordan?...another hole in the story surrounds the texting whilst steamin' scenario..how many ex girlfriends spend the night with their new boyfriend and the hibs centre forward but still find the time and inclination to constantly text their ex boyfriend?...how does dylan feel about this?...i know if i went out with a new jambo girlfriend and kevin kyle started telling us about his plans for the future i'd be a bit peeved if my new girlfriend spent the night texting her ex boyfriend who she was withholding a daughter from....also...we were never told the daughters name and for that reason i'm not going to invest in this story

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in post number 1 we are told that the jambo ex girlfiend, the present girlfriend of dylan and the mother of the o.p.'s daughter is withholding the daughter from the o.p.....we are then told in post number 35 that the o.p. is always telling the daughter that she's a hibby...how can this be?...does the jambo ex girlfriend temporarily stop withholding the daughter for indoctrinating sessions with the o.p.?...does dylan sneak the daughter out for secret visits with the o.p. so that he can go out on drunken sessions with the jambo girlfriend and his old mate, derek riordan?...another hole in the story surrounds the texting whilst steamin' scenario..how many ex girlfriends spend the night with their new boyfriend and the hibs centre forward but still find the time and inclination to constantly text their ex boyfriend?...how does dylan feel about this?...i know if i went out with a new jambo girlfriend and kevin kyle started telling us about his plans for the future i'd be a bit peeved if my new girlfriend spent the night texting her ex boyfriend who she was withholding a daughter from....also...we were never told the daughters name and for that reason i'm not going to invest in this story

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Confused, you won't be .........................

Listen, first up, im not going to tell u my daughters name, wer does that even matter??? I get to speak to her on the phn but rarely see her fred. Theres no need to take the pizz, Im only relaying what I was told? Are u to dumb to realise that? Strange coz u read the first 35 posts at least b4 chucking in ur 50p's worth.

I really do wonder bout some of our fans.

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Originally Posted by hibee4life1983

Listen, first up, im not going to tell u my daughters name, wer does that even matter??? I get to speak to her on the phn but rarely see her fred. Theres no need to take the pizz, Im only relaying what I was told? Are u to dumb to realise that? Strange coz u read the first 35 posts at least b4 chucking in ur 50p's worth.

I really do wonder bout some of our fans.

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Your ex probably told you she loved you once upon a time. That didn't turn out to be true either!

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Listen, first up, im not going to tell u my daughters name, wer does that even matter??? I get to speak to her on the phn but rarely see her fred. .

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It gets worse. You called your daughter Fred?

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Originally Posted by hibee4life1983

Listen, first up, im not going to tell u my daughters name, wer does that even matter??? I get to speak to her on the phn but rarely see her fred. Theres no need to take the pizz, Im only relaying what I was told? Are u to dumb to realise that? Strange coz u read the first 35 posts at least b4 chucking in ur 50p's worth.

I really do wonder bout some of our fans.

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i'm sorry hibee4life1983...i just couldn't resist it as you gave me so much ammunition i thought it would be a shame to not at least attempt to get a laugh out of it...i know your daughters name is not relevant to the story and i sort of guessed that you probably had phone contact with her, maybe she even texts you like her mum?...i'm sure you came on with genuine intentions but you have to appreciate that the story has a touch of the jeremy kyles about it...the drunken ex girlfriend, the wayward professional footballer, the withheld daughter, the new boyfriend, the all night boozing sessions, the inability to spell even the most basic words in anything other than textspeak...it all adds up to a classic dysfunctional british 'slice of life' type parable so beloved by the daytime valium addicted audiences that gorge themselves on the petty problems of the under educated, unemployable, drink and drug addled claimant classes...as i enjoy watching these type of shows for research purposes i couldn't help but think your story had a familiar ring to it...again, i apologise if i've caused any offence...oh,is your daughter called britainny or kylie by any chance?

[QUOTE=fat freddy;2762334]i'm sorry hibee4life1983...i just couldn't resist it as you gave me so much ammunition i thought it would be a shame to not at least attempt to get a laugh out of it...i know your daughters name is not relevant to the story and i sort of guessed that you probably had phone contact with her, maybe she even texts you like her mum?...i'm sure you came on with genuine intentions but you have to appreciate that the story has a touch of the jeremy kyles about it...the drunken ex girlfriend, the wayward professional footballer, the withheld daughter, the new boyfriend, the all night boozing sessions, the inability to spell even the most basic words in anything other than textspeak...it all adds up to a classic dysfunctional british 'slice of life' type parable so beloved by the daytime valium addicted audiences that gorge themselves on the petty problems of the under educated, unemployable, drink and drug addled claimant classes...as i enjoy watching these type of shows for research purposes i couldn't help but think your story had a familiar ring to it...again, i apologise if i've caused any offence...oh,is your daughter called britainny or kylie by any chance?[/QUOTE]

I appreciate that the OP has talked a load of baws throughout this thread but you're bang out of order with the last two posts IMO.

Ok ..point has been made ..