You need to seek help Fred.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forza Fred
Hmm. Maybe I do too, on reflection 😉
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You need to seek help Fred.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forza Fred
Hmm. Maybe I do too, on reflection 😉
Now he was funny though 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by tamig
I know we don’t have our own problems to seek but I’m surprised to see this drop off the front page so quickly. I don’t think we should let them off with this sHEARTing so quickly.
It must be one of the top 5 sHEARTS of Midlothian of all time considering the financing they are receiving this year.
Suggested top 5:
1. 1986 - the perfect sHEARTing Double. A complete sHEART-o-rama
2. The 1965 - 0.042 goal difference sHEART
3. Brora Rangers Scottish Cup Highland League sHEART
4. Falkirk 2024 sHEART
5. Alloa Athletic Away FC League cup exit sHEART
Considering they are receiving James Anderson financial doping and Euro money which would amount to 30,000 season tickets this year, perhaps Falkirk should be no. 3?
Where does the Falkirk pant sHEARTing sit in your top 5 sHEARTS?
I understand that at least one, but probably more, of BBC Scotland Sport’s production team are Jambos.Quote:
Originally Posted by cubehindthegoal
https://images.app.goo.gl/dJUif7b97UbFXAcy7
The stand they were promised.
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https://images.app.goo.gl/7V98tSM33LqYTKih6
The stand they got.
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🎶Hearts, Hearts are falling apart again🎶
What a sore one to take 🤣🤣🤣
Good old Victoria!
Got to like an injury time winner 😂😂
96st it 😂
Plzeaing.
Falkirk apart again? Sorry, falling
Staro ****ing pramen 😄
Hearts really are ***** 😀
4 competitive matches played, 3 goals scored (1 in the opposition net and 2 in their own). 😱
I know they`re loaded but a bad week financially for Hearts . Defeat in front 0f 6000 fans in LC meaning they`ll have made more than 500k less than last season ( our share of Parkhead crowd plus TV probably means our income was similar to last season ) , no draw or win prize tonight and another game without Shankland scoring whose price must be dropping by the day .
My sHeart weeps!Quote:
Originally Posted by IberianHibernian
Pet Jambo in the office used to show off the artists impression of the stand and plaza like it was already built, talked about the hibs breeze block(not been a building materials since the 80s) stadium that doesn't match versus the mythical 'glass curtain'(a building material never used). He has gone from a building trade expert to a hospitality trade expert now...Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
I believe the most senior member of that team follows the unfortunates.Quote:
Originally Posted by Houston7
Hearts have won only one out of their last thirteen games. The FAMOUS indeed.
:smug::smug::smug:
Bottle jobs had to hang on for 10 more seconds
103 days since they last won a match.
I note the obligatory BBC reference to a 'raucous' Tynecastle for the second leg. Are no other Scottish grounds capable of being 'raucous'?
I imagine if they crash out the only 'raucous' element of the atmosphere will be the booing.
https://images.app.goo.gl/xMW5q6yH9vY8Szan7Quote:
Originally Posted by hibstag
Inspiration for the glass curtain
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Someone arriving to fix their hotel.
https://i.ibb.co/6WQFxYV/artflow-202209171604.jpg
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Thank you Jambos! Your arse collapsing with just 10 seconds to go won me £142 today! PLZing..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cwy7k7p8nwkt
They're really going overboard about the atmosphere at tynie. Jesus christ it's a crap hotel with a pitch attached to it, not the ******ing bombonera
"we know what Tynecastle can be like on a European night - we'll need that"... do we? Let's see, you've lost 4 of your last 6 European games at home. Proper fortress you've got there Naismith.
"Hearts manager Steven Naismith says his side need to harness the power of Tynecastle to overcome a first-leg deficit against Viktoria Plzen..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
I thought nobody would sign up for any of the Lee Johnson management seminars he was advertising on Linkedin but it sounds like he managed to get at least one attendee.
Yep not been much of a fortress in Europe recently or ever to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
Do they not have that Drawbridge thingy behind theQuote:
Originally Posted by JimBHibees
goals at the Gorgie Road end. Did Kris Boyd not say in an interview that the atmosphere was better at Easter Road.
Don't know who she is or what she's going to fix but whatever it is mines broken too.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Looks like the old Telectra House in great junction street:agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Harry she is Alex Polizzi she hosts a program The Hotel Inspector which you should be able to find on YouTube, she goes around fixing failing hotels.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Ah sorry, I had no idea, been a long time since I knew anything about UK tv shows. Hope she has an enormous and talented team, she'll need it to fix that hovel..... :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Would be TV gold telling Budge that her hotel is kitted out in a drab colour just like her suits.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
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Originally Posted by Kato
It's Ann Budge in her 20s. 👀Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Do you mean the 1920’s ?
Happy
Intimidating Atmosphere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best atmosphere in the Uk 🥰
😄👌Quote:
Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
Loudest boooooooooooooooooooo’s in Scottish football, its what big teams do
They claim that blood never shows on a maroon shirt, but the **** inside away does.
I am reminded of my youth reading The Victor comic.
"Donner und Plitzen!"
Surely they can all drop this "raucous intimidating Tynie atmosphere" pish now? With each morgue like atmosphere the claim is becoming more and more cringey.
Thrashed by the Victoria Plums!
You would think so but I doubt it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
That's 5 defeats in their last 7 European home games and the bbc will still be going on like foreign teams will be s***ting themselves going to Tynie
She wishes 😄Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Smashing highlights, with the BBC cutting them short of the booooooooo's at the end. :aok:
BooQuote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
https://x.com/bbcsportscot/status/18...iPevvUfD4_8qKw
The anguished "nooooo" from Mikey Stewart as the ball hits the net. Inject it into my veins please nurse
Watching this on repeat until we make a signing. Lovely stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by lyonhibs
As crap as they are and dont get me started on naebadges, they are in the new European 2nd Division league set up and will have much more finance over this year.
**** the hertz
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin
Less depressed than you.
They always seem to blow said riches.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Hi-Bee
A few games in and it’s reality time
Splitting the 2 and now wanting all concerned with the Club to go
Shankland inc.
We pay the BBC licence fee for the BBC to then pay for a Hearts fan in a BBC job to dictate such editing. Totally ripping off Scottish viewers. But the BBC don’t care. Ingrained corruption, and shameless on top.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
You get the full booing here:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hTugzhtF...QmkUCLd7nKCic7
Heart of Midlothian is a really really good team just now,the results are not a true reflection of the side they are, a mixture of unlucky play and fixture build up is hampering the progress they have made under a future Scotland manager. I hate to admit that as a hibs fan 😉 cough! Cough!
Its an intimidating cauldron the envy of world football:faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs
They're lucky there were so many empty seats or the booing would have been even louder.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
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You don’t understand, the unique and special acoustics at Tynecastle mean that it gets louder the emptier it gets. Lots of tearstained cardigans at the dry cleaners this morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
As Confucius used to say, it's the sound of a one single tier main stand booing.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
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I think they were that bad even the seats were booing. 😏Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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Originally Posted by tonyrougier123
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Yeah , and one of their games is away to Dynamo Minsk who were with them in Vlad’s stable back in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Hi-Bee
Problem is they ain’t playing their Euro games in Belarus , Jambos will be travelling to Azerbaijan :greengrin
The shopping list on kickback is as follows.
New Chairman
New CEO
New DOF
The consensus appears to be that the 'big club' is being led by donkeys :panic:
Certainly owned by Donkeys...Quote:
Originally Posted by 147lothian
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Typical, not a thing about getting the megastand finished.Quote:
Originally Posted by 147lothian
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It's all fun and games over there at the moment, another reason why our last two games have been disappointing, would have been good to take advantage.
Things don't get any easier for them in the next two league games and I would expect 0 from 6.
The derby should be fun if things continue the way they are.
Trust us not to take advantage!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tambo
I am just wallowing in their miss fortune no matter how bad we are. I have had 40+ years of their miss spending and giving it the big one over us. Whenever they fall apart, I exploit every second it lasts. Long May It Run.
One thing I have noticed is how quiet it’s gone on the bestest ever hotel in the world chat. It’s a bit like their capacity it’s never mentioned.
Will be fully booked permanently and a waiting list of thousands so no need to advertise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Without a shadow of a doubt!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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Originally Posted by Aldo
Hmmmmm I wonder how "busy" it was during the festival?
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There was an interesting form of torture on display at Tynecastle at the weekend. Not only did they have to watch another god awful losing performance but they had the occasional reminder on the ad boards around the pitch just how much of the fans donation money the Hearts board have wasted. Over £17.5m to date as if that’s something to boast about.
I wonder if the stadium lounges had big signs up to remind James Anderson of his c£40m that they they’ve wasted for him?
£55m and they’ve not won a game for months and been pumped out the cup by Falkirk.
Keep sending them your hard earned cash to waste ya muppets.
Is it actually been wasted? They've had a bad start, but been 3rd, 4th and 3rd the last 3 years. That's extremely good.Quote:
Originally Posted by cocteautwin
BBC reckons it could get worse before it gets better. Let's hope they got the first part of that right.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football...s/c3d9g28zn47o
Let's hope it isn't just getting better at the tail end of OctoberQuote:
Originally Posted by theonlywayisup
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Murphy says Naismith is a good manager who knows the game, but has tried 3 different defenses and can't fit two of their brand new signings in to the team.Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlywayisup
Thanks Jamie, about as useful an input as your time in a Hibs top.
How does it feel to be marooned at the bottom of the league.
They seem pretty keen to ditch Naismith, hopefully Budge resists the calls to ditch him, he is only taking them one way…into the Championship
Hopefully they get a win soon. The danger is they sack him and appoint someone decent.
New chant I hear from block seven today to the bye bye rangers song.
just a wee sneaky draw.. its the hope that kills youQuote:
Originally Posted by jeffers
What's the difference between Hearts and San Marino?
San Marino have won a game since the season started
I don't think they beat St Mirren or Aberdeen. Maybe Ross County but County should be looking for a point at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Up-the-slope
They do have a special relationship with relegation.Quote:
Originally Posted by whiskyhibby
Also something about not liking paying tax.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Only 126 days since they won a match. It's what bigly teams do.
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Originally Posted by DIXIHIBS
Or maybe Argyll House
Scotlands yo yo club
Since league reconstruction in 1975 hearts have yo yo'd more than any other team in Scotland
And 22603 days since they won the league cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
https://images.app.goo.gl/xZ6XnaMCkuezR1oG7Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Loved the mint ones
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Only couple seconds since I laughed at them. I won’t say pleasing, as they apparently say on thingimyback … they can keep that obnoxious crap to themselves. But I will say what goes around …Quote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
What they should probably do is have a share issue to fans, who knows, if you stick with it long enough.........Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlywayisup
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And an afterthought, knock a stand up with the right architect and contractor[emoji23][emoji854]
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Didn’t they have to employ a manager’s manager last season, in order to comply with European rules? Has Naismith got his badges now or did the rules change?Quote:
Originally Posted by whiskyhibby
We are feeling GOOD
Let's make it 127 though they have managed 2 goals in the league this season so all is not bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
Stick on for 3rd.
3rd division.
Big team big cup