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Bostonhibby
Yamlodyte
A simple cave dwelling creature that was initally thought to have been mythical until the year 2112 when archeologists excavating the site of the old Edinburgh West Poundland superstore discovered an unusually large skull with exceptionally thick bone density.
Further excavations revealed higher than normal asbestos samples and some ancient coins firmly gripped in one of what appeared to be three hands, each with 7 fingers. It is not known whether the coins were intended to be a gift for some visiting foreigner or as perhaps a sacrifice to an Idol or god they worshipped.
Initial skin sampling has revealed much thicker skin than normal but it is not clear whether this gave the creature any advantage in life or not. Experts suggest not given the speed of its disappearance from the planet.
Very little is known about this obscure creature now, but it has been suggested that it could be a distant relation of the Yammadon mentioned above. It is clear from analysis of DNA discovered when splitting open the fossil of a rather crudely made Fondant Fancy discovered close by that the creature once had an extraordinary ability to survive and procreate due to its ability to breed with anything including itself.
It is unclear how such an apparently successful entity could have come to an end. There are obscure scriptures written by a now unknown disciple, Bathgate, at the news journal formerly known as the Scotsman, they seem to suggest that they came to an end at the same time as the dinosaurs when the comet hit but that seems implausible as only their distant cousin the Hunbear failed to survive. This common factual link has led many to suggest that interbreeding amongst their own and across such similar species may have resulted in genetic deformity and ultimately their end. There are old photographs which tend to support this.
Far more likely is the theory that the density of the skull bone left little space for a functioning brain, or at least lacking the insight of other species they simply accepted all that they were told. Marine biologists working in Eastern Europe recently discovered an enormous amphibious creature thought to be of Lithuanian origin.
Latin name Vladus devourus It is thought that this normally fast super predator simply sunk to the bottom and drowned. Analysis of the stomach contents revealed a toxic combination of cheap cake mix, icing, childrens toys, asbestos and severed limbs bearing the very same seven fingered hands as the species discovered at the site.
